"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Disgruntled Pupper said:
With Anisa "The Pear" Jomha doing her own speedrun of covering herself with shitty tattoos, I was reminded of those glorious years when Phil was designing his own tard scribbles and trekking up and down the coast to get them etched onto his hairy hog hide. And how almost immediately after he competed the last one he started his black bloc bullshit and we never get to see them anymore.
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I wonder if he's actually embarrassed by them now and realizes his skin looks like it was vandalized by a bunch of retarded children with ink guns.
 
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AnOminous said:
I wonder if he's actually embarrassed by them now and realizes his skin looks like it was vandalized by a bunch of retarded children with ink guns.
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I wonder if some of his antifa buddies pointed out how bougie some of them were. The kayaking one and all the bike parts come to mind.

I bet he's mad he doesn't have room to add more antifa shit. If you were to ask him, I'm sure this is the fault of wtpypol and Kiwi Farms and not his own poor planning.
 
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I saw Phil at a grocery store in portland yesterday. I told him how bad he smelled in person, but I didn’t want photos or anything.
He said, “do you have a daughter bike?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Mao? Mao? Mao?” and bouncing and squeaking. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him shit himself as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen artisan pizzas in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the pizzas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her “I'm a proud latinx jewish trans woman,” and then turned around and FAS faced at me. I don’t even think that’s a thing. After she scanned each pizza and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by shitting himself really loudly.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Phil is such a good Maoist.
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I thought Phil didn't have any dishes.
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are they active reserve chopsicks?

hey isn't beefaroni fash?

it oppresses workers of another species, cow - the bovitariat!
and macaroni noodles are colonizer food, pasta is STOLEN from China

stand with the people! and toss your -roni !!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
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There's no way on gods green earth Phil can use chop sticks. I want a video of this. I know a literal surgeon who struggles to use them. Now I don't mean to say that using chop sticks is something like rocket science it's just for people who haven't grown up with them or use them often can be a bit, less than graceful. But I mentioned my bone saw buddy because that's the case of very adept hands.

Phil is more a klutz than it's almost possible, he waddles not walks correctly, and he still manages to trip over his own feet. We have video proof of this.

He struggled to operate a fire arm, his writing looks like special needs children did it etc etc.

I haven't hoped for a video call out from Phil this hard ever. Watching him stuff cubes of vegan cheese into his gullet with chop sticks would be so funny he might "bash the fash" for once, IE I fall out of my chair laughing so hard I bonk my head on the desk.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Watching him stuff cubes of vegan cheese into his gullet with chop sticks would be so funny
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He'd be the type to stab them with the chopsticks and then eat them like that. Or do it the lazy way and just bring the plate to his mouth and use the chopsticks to push the cheese cubes into his open maw. Although he wouldn't do vegan cheese. He'd do artisanal cheese from the local Krogers. No wait, that's too bougie for Phil. He'd use the Walmart equivalent. That's where all the Antifa Supersoldiers shop at.

JY's Tampon said:
Phil is such a good Maoist.
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Paper plates count as dishes right?
 
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Yep, it was only Negroes who were responsible for building the United States, and they were all slaves when they did it. Absolutely no other ethnicity contributed to any major construction or infrastructure projects in the history of America and none of the workers were financially compensated for their labor. Just look at all these poor Black slaves slaving away to build the Transcontinental Railroad, Empire State Building, and Hoover Dam.

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I get really sick and tired of radical Leftards making the asinine claim that "Black slaves built America" or otherwise insist that the United States' success was somehow primarily dependent on Blacks being exploited. For one thing, the cotton industry only accounted for a small portion of the economic success of the US, and the cotton industry went into steep decline following the Civil War because abolition made it less economically viable. For another thing, Blacks have always been a minority, and too much of a minority to be a major contributor to the economical success of the US, let alone be SOLELY RESPONSIBLE for it. This nonsense of putting Blacks up on a pedestal, pinning false accomplishments upon them, and ignoring their criminal and uncivilized behavior gets really tiring really fast. And let's say that everything SJWs and Leftards say about Blacks were the truth, it still doesn't excuse them for committing riots or give them license to commit arson. It's shit like this that's responsible for setting race relations back to where they were before the Civil Rights movement.
 
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The Dude said:
Yep, it was only Negroes who were responsible for building the United States, and they were all slaves when they did it. Absolutely no other ethnicity contributed to any major construction or infrastructure projects in the history of America and none of the workers were financially compensated for their labor. Just look at all these poor Black slaves slaving away to build the Transcontinental Railroad, Empire State Building, and Hoover Dam.

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I get really sick and tired of radical Leftards making the asinine claim that "Black slaves built America" or otherwise insist that the United States' success was somehow primarily dependent on Blacks being exploited. For one thing, the cotton industry only accounted for a small portion of the economic success of the US, and the cotton industry went into steep decline following the Civil War because abolition made it less economically viable. For another thing, Blacks have always been a minority, and too much of a minority to be a major contributor to the economical success of the US, let alone be SOLELY RESPONSIBLE for it. This nonsense of putting Blacks up on a pedestal, pinning false accomplishments upon them, and ignoring their criminal and uncivilized behavior gets really tiring really fast. And let's say that everything SJWs and Leftards say about Blacks were the truth, it still doesn't excuse them for committing riots or give them license to commit arson. It's shit like this that's responsible for setting race relations back to where they were before the Civil Rights movement.
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If it helps, Philip doesn’t understand any of this. It’s just taken ten months for his tard brain to register BLM. He’s saying whatever he thinks will get him asspats. We all know that if black people actually started tearing society apart, he’d waddle back home sobbing and call the police.
Ita Mori said:
If Phil wants to stop the stockholm syndrome towards institutions of power, why isn't he advocating the abolition of welfare?
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He seems weirdly quiet about that fact that he doesn’t actually have a job. You’d think as a good Communist, he’d disclose that for the sake of honesty...
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
If it helps, Philip doesn’t understand any of this. It’s just taken ten months for his tard brain to register BLM. He’s saying whatever he thinks will get him asspats. We all know that if black people actually started tearing society apart, he’d waddle back home sobbing and call the police.

He seems weirdly quiet about that fact that he doesn’t actually have a job. You’d think as a good Communist, he’d disclose that for the sake of honesty...
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Because we all know how real Comminist regimes were highly tolerant and understanding of those who enjoyed the fruits of others labor without working themselves.
 
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