Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[We Are The Witches]

Had to look that up, there's a Reddit thread on that screenshot:
https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/lyi6rn/second_place_wins_a_set_of_steak_knives/

Whores are taking notes too:
https://twitter.com/killforkimi/status/1368157410334973958
https://archive.md/LGVu8

Spoiler: Findom

I like how even after all of this time and the amount of losers that follow them, they just thought of this as a brilliant and novel idea.
One of the many reasons I've lost faith in these type of people, these maggots are made for each other.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

auTSM! auTSM! auTSM!
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We need to help him come up with his porn name...

How about Derection.

"Darock Ipinga"
"SLEDGEHAMMACK"
"Leon Lovequest"
"Savage Salvagno"
"Coomtron"
"Arturo Coomsalot"
"TheyCallMeDSP"
"Ed Special"

If somebody ends up paying a pornstar of any gender to ride Derich and upload it, I'll Kekon scream Irl. You'll probably hear it. You are warned.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Had to look that up, there's a Reddit thread on that screenshot:
https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/lyi6rn/second_place_wins_a_set_of_steak_knives/

Whores are taking notes too:
https://twitter.com/killforkimi/status/1368157410334973958
https://archive.md/LGVu8

Spoiler: Findom

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I like how even after all of this time and the amount of losers that follow them, they just thought of this as a brilliant and novel idea.
One of the many reasons I've lost faith in these type of people, these maggots are made for each other.

At least she's hot unlike Suzannehatesyou. But jesus, I've never been aware of the coom game until this thread. But you know what? At least they're getting something out paying this amount of money.....which makes Phil's paypigs even more baffling as they're paying him how much for what exactly? $100 to see a fat, ugly, balding man put on clothes or hundreds of dollars to see their favorite thot do whatever it is the fuck they do, i.e. feet pics, legs, half a pair of breasts, etc.

 

[Dona Morte]

Phil's had enough of people making fun of Derich, an innocent fan who does nothing wrong. According to Phil if you make fun of Derich you're a bigger loser than him so prepare to get banned.

Even Autists need love too.

She has become supremely amusing to me. You're playing autist with her but she might actually be autistic herself, holy fuck.

An AUTIST ception!

Keep in mind this is a "He/They" that Derich is replying to

Do you think he fantasizes about Phil?
You SHAME Asiaan men everywhere Derich!

 

[hundredthousand]

He cheers on other men's dicks like how people cheer for their favorite sports team. What a freakshow.

 

[Cats]

Allah shall punish these cataclysmically pozzed faggots during the al-Qiyāmah. Cuckery is haram and punishable by eternal suffering. مُباهَلَة

 

[Very Honest Content]

"D-rich Slip" is my leader for Derich's porn performance name.

He could become the first camera/talent person to both simultaneously perform and shoot a scene through use of a drone being flown around the set. Or he could crash the vehicle into some rented hooker's twat in an on the job accident of epic proportions too, who knows?

 

[millais]

He should perform under the moniker of "Ip Man"

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

"Jesus Christ what the fuck Derich" is the only thing that comes to my mind every time I see his Twitter.

I think his porn name should reflect his Phil association, so something close to DSP would make it. I can only think of D-I-P rn.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

"Jesus Christ what the fuck Derich" is the only thing that comes to my mind every time I see his Twitter.

I think his porn name should reflect his Phil association, so something close to DSP would make it. I can only think of D-I-P rn.

"Theycallmecoomer"

"DorksydeDerich"

"Downfromthesyndrome"

 

[drain]

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At least she's hot unlike Suzannehatesyou. But jesus, I've never been aware of the coom game until this thread. But you know what? At least they're getting something out paying this amount of money.....which makes Phil's paypigs even more baffling as they're paying him how much for what exactly? $100 to see a fat, ugly, balding man put on clothes or hundreds of dollars to see their favorite thot do whatever it is the fuck they do, i.e. feet pics, legs, half a pair of breasts, etc.

Tbh they are paying to see a pair of asian tits and some vagina and this is the kind of shit I can find for free online.
I get that it is from their ''favorite ewhore'', but... come on.

But coomers gotta coom I guess.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

This reminds me of a screenshot I came across a few years back:
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Those losers are only paying $20 for an unblock though. Derich has certainly enlightened us to a few interesting characters these past few months.

Holy shit, don't tell DSP to implement an unblock fee or he'll be able to milk all the fake detractors out of some serious cash on Twitter.

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

 

[gaarashatan]

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someone should tell derich to save his money and invest in https://sexdoll.com/collections/sex-dolls

i wonder if hes donated enough to phil to buy one already? maybe someone with more skills can figure that out

 

[millais]

someone should tell derich to save his money and invest in https://sexdoll.com/collections/sex-dolls

i wonder if hes donated enough to phil to buy one already? maybe someone with more skills can figure that out

His parents might not be so happy about a realdoll showing up in his bedroom some day.

 

[hundredthousand]

Derich cheered 50 bits and said:

 

[ProdigalDuke]

Yo can we get the title of this thread changed to include these new characters? I would've followed it ages ago if I knew about Derichs giant retarded gorilla sidekick, and the villainous autistic piss drinking whore sporting a tail. Best thing I've read on here in a long time. Sides are in orbit.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

someone should tell derich to save his money and invest in https://sexdoll.com/collections/sex-dolls

i wonder if hes donated enough to phil to buy one already? maybe someone with more skills can figure that out

He doesn't even give money to Phil, he gets others to cheer for him. Phil acknowledges him because he's one of his very few genuine fans.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Yo can we get the title of this thread changed to include these new characters? I would've followed it ages ago if I knew about Derichs giant retarded gorilla sidekick, and the villainous autistic piss drinking whore sporting a tail. Best thing I've read on here in a long time. Sides are in orbit.

The title of the thread has been changed. If y'all have a better idea for what to rename the thread then let me know

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

What is the endgame here for Derich here? Does he want a bean of recognition from the pornstars he'll never get to fuck or in his waterheaded logic does he think he'll get the 'nice guy wins the pretty girl' ending?