Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

I have this fantasy where take all of the “let’s fight Russia” neolib retards, ship them to an island, and have them fight their Russian counterparts. This would be televised, and whatever country wins gets some concession from the other.

It should be something really trivial, though.

"Listen Yankee, your guys beat my guys I owe you a Coke."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Remember, we never saw the aftermath of the Five Day Tabasco Sack Miracle Chicken. Nor did he even brag about how great it was. I strongly suspect when he opened that bag the resulting horror was so vomitous even Bob realized it couldn't be salvaged.

Perhaps he did, and the resultant plumber's bill convinced him to never go that route again.

It should be something really trivial, though.

"Listen Yankee, your guys beat my guys I owe you a Coke."

"Comrade American, Comrade Ivanov beat your so-called 'Superior Man' Robert Chipman, proving Russian lumberjack is superior to American fatass!"

 

[blablabla]

War with Russia may be the most retarded thing this fat piece of shit pig has twitted. That's it, you win Robert. I'm out

 

[lolwatagain]

War with Russia may be the most retarded thing this fat piece of shit pig has twitted. That's it, you win Robert. I'm out

You think it's more retarded than "Germany should invade Poland"?

There's a very strong field of contenders for "Most Retarded MovieBob Take"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You think it's more retarded than "Germany should invade Poland"?

There's a very strong field of contenders for "Most Retarded MovieBob Take"

Bob fell victim to the most well-known classic blunder: never get involved in a land war in Asia.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Bob, please feel free to go sign up with the Ukrainian military if you feel so strongly about it. The last thing we need is yet another endless war, especially one fought with an actual nuclear power.

A full on international war with Russia would make Coronavirus look like a fucking joke. Stalingrad round 2 would be real spicy.

What's more psychotic is that General Blobert isn't cheering for a limited ground war in Eastern Ukraine (which is still dumb); he's chimping for a fucking WW2 style scorched-earth invasion of Russia culminating in the capture (and presumable execution) of Vladmir Putin for "helping Drumpf".

Bob gaining any sort of power or influence on the world stage would be the greatest disaster humanity ever faced. Bob thinks of himself as a good person but wants to kill people in numbers that would make Hitler, Stalin, and Mao combined look like rank amateurs. Not to mention the ecological disaster that would occur after the Blobin-Führer nuked most of the planet. Bob's superior future would be a dead planet drifting silently through space. How anyone takes him seriously I'll never know.

See that's the thing about the above. If Blobin-Führer is willing to invade one of, if not the only, parity-power country to the US over "election haxxors", it shows what he would (hypothetically in a scenario which will never come to pass) do to the people who actually voted wrong.

You think it's more retarded than "Germany should invade Poland"?

There's a very strong field of contenders for "Most Retarded MovieBob Take"

Wanting the US to invade Russia is probably more retarded in terms of casualty count and absolute fucked state of the world.

Wanting the Krauts to invade Poland just shows how Robert "Exterminate the Undesirables" Chimpan is pretty much that which he accuses everyone else of being.

 

[Tronathon242]

Lets go to war with Russia because "565K+ are dead here"

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1383084207178665989

https://archive.ph/GEZzq

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There's no easier way to get to that one million dead mark than starting a war because it was her time.

Sweet merciful God, Bob, you really do not care about human lives, do you?

He's gone right back to his "We were at war with Russia in the 80's and the 80's were cool, so let's revive that" schtick again. Back then, we were only ever prepared for war with the USSR, not actively itching for a fight. Those preppers he despises so much were only waiting for something to happen and Reagan never pushed the issue to the point of the DEFCON threat level dropping to 2 (unlike Saddam interestingly enough).

Moreover, you motherfucker, the America First crowd readily backed the nation's entry into WWII once Pearl Harbor was attacked and Germany declared war. They were patriots of a different kind of stripe and didn't take kindly to an attack on the homeland.

Isn't the whole "Russia got Trump elected" stuff just unsubstantiated wishful thinking on leftists part?

So much for being a thinker, and not a believer.

It absolutely is. It's never been proven, which is why Right Wingers counter QAnon accusations and call those who believe "muh Russia" full heartedly as "Blue Anon."

China:
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Don't get into a land war with China but do get into a land war with Russia and try to make a drive on the Kremlin? Still trying to pretend you don't favor the CCP?

Is he wearing a denim jacket, with the same colour jeans and a denim shirt?
Jesus christ, never ever have that combo.

When you live alone most of the time and only interact with your family, you tend to do shit like this. Most importantly, this is what happens when you don't have a significant other to impress. A sensible woman or gay gentlemen would be able to fix this shit up right away.

You think it's more retarded than "Germany should invade Poland"?

There's a very strong field of contenders for "Most Retarded MovieBob Take"

This "war with Russia now!!" shit is definitely worse because of the implications. His take on Poland would never happen. Period. This shit with Ukraine has a greater chance of ushering in the apocalypse than anything else. What makes it even more batshit is the fact that he thinks: (1) the enemy will just roll over and die (a very common idea he has about all of his foes); (2) they won't use their massive nuclear stockpile; (3) it would be worth it to kill potentially billions of people over an unproven conspiracy; (4) he's holding Russia more responsible for the 500K American virus deaths than the nation who let it out in the first place.

I should also point out that he and his family live quite close to what would be a primary target.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Sweet merciful God, Bob, you really do not care about human lives, do you?

He's gone right back to his "We were at war with Russia in the 80's and the 80's were cool, so let's revive that" schtick again. Back then, we were only ever prepared for war with the USSR, not actively itching for a fight. Those preppers he despises so much were only waiting for something to happen and Reagan never pushed the issue to the point of the DEFCON threat level dropping to 2 (unlike Saddam interestingly enough).

Moreover, you motherfucker, the America First crowd readily backed the nation's entry into WWII once Pearl Harbor was attacked and Germany declared war. They were patriots of a different kind of stripe and didn't take kindly to an attack on the homeland.

It absolutely is. It's never been proven, which is why Right Wingers counter QAnon accusations and call those who believe "muh Russia" full heartedly as "Blue Anon."

Don't get into a land war with China but do get into a land war with Russia and try to make a drive on the Kremlin? Still trying to pretend you don't favor the CCP?

When you live alone most of the time and only interact with your family, you tend to do shit like this. Most importantly, this is what happens when you don't have a significant other to impress. A sensible woman or gay gentlemen would be able to fix this shit up right away.

This "war with Russia now!!" shit is definitely worse because of the implications. His take on Poland would never happen. Period. This shit with Ukraine has a greater chance of ushering in the apocalypse than anything else. What makes it even more batshit is the fact that he thinks: (1) the enemy will just roll over and die (a very common idea he has about all of his foes); (2) they won't use their massive nuclear stockpile; (3) it would be worth it to kill potentially billions of people over an unproven conspiracy; (4) he's holding Russia more responsible for the 500K American virus deaths than the nation who let it out in the first place.

I should also point out that he and his family live quite close to what would be a primary target.

Oh, Blob likely thinks that we're in enough of a "supeeryah fyootchah" that the drones could do all the fighting/bomb-dropping/whatever (or Boston Dynamic's robo doggo could be used as a suicide bomber, idk) and not a drop of American Blood That Matters need be spilled (unless a Russkie Nuke gets past Missile Defense). Turn Russia into a wasteland, boom, done. After all, Putin must pay for his crimes against the Soopeeryah Fyootchah. Also he probably thinks that the russkie nukes will target the Mayonnaise Ghoul Wasteland anyway, because that's where all the US nukes are parked or something foolish like that. Because even Bob isn't smart enough to realize it's not smart to nuke (either directly or by proxy) the very fucking ground his fucking big mac ingredients and french fries grow in. Nobody wants Idahoan Potatoes that glow in the fucking dark. Except maybe Moviebob, to go with his abomination chickens.

On the other hand, China has drones and about a billion soldiers to shoot Amazon drones loaded with j-Dams down in droves, or at least I think that's what Moviebob probably thinks.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I have this fantasy where take all of the “let’s fight Russia” neolib retards, ship them to an island, and have them fight their Russian counterparts. This would be televised, and whatever country wins gets some concession from the other.

The stereotypical Russian ultranationalist is a football hooligan who's built like a brick shithouse. The stereotypical American neolib is a soy latte-sipping manchild who obsessively watches capeshit.

I'll leave it to you to work out who would win.

GOP Neanderthals should be extinct because they care about American jerbs!!!! (Video of Scalise's speech)

If it was up to natural selection, a fat 40 year old manchild would have less chance of surviving than a Republican Congressman, but here we are.

Bobby cares about "Classical European building" as long as his congressdamsel is inside.

This is an example of classical architecture:

This is an example of gothic architecture:

This is an example of brutalist architecture:

I think I know which two I'd prefer to look at.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Oh, Blob likely thinks that we're in enough of a "supeeryah fyootchah" that the drones could do all the fighting/bomb-dropping/whatever (or Boston Dynamic's robo doggo could be used as a suicide bomber, idk) and not a drop of American Blood That Matters need be spilled (unless a Russkie Nuke gets past Missile Defense). Turn Russia into a wasteland, boom, done. After all, Putin must pay for his crimes against the Sooperyah Fyootchah. Also he probably thinks that the russkie nukes will target the Mayonnaise Ghoul Wasteland anyway, because that's where all the US nukes are parked or something foolish like that. Because even Bob isn't smart enough to realize it's not smart to nuke (either directly or by proxy) the very fucking ground his fucking big mac ingredients and french fries grow in. Nobody wants Idahoan Potatoes that glow in the fucking dark. Except maybe Moviebob, to go with his abomination chickens.

On the other hand, China has drones and about a billion soldiers to shoot Amazon drones loaded with j-Dams down in droves, or at least I think that's what Moviebob probably thinks.

Nobody tell Blob that Russia has a nuclear dead-man's system that will launch their arsenal automatically if it ever loses contact with their larger command structure. Don't worry about that, because Hillary Wills It.

If you thought the Dem rumors of military personnel hiding the nuclear football from Trump were funny, they'd hide the fucking fine china from Blob.

I'm also ready to believe that if you caught him without a reason to try and turn traditional architecture against the mayo ghouls, Blob would just give up and build ComBlocks.

 

[The tired cat]

So 1st wanting to invade Poland and now shrilling how America should go to war with Russia. We sure fat ass isnt a failed Hitler clone?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

knowing this though, it's sort of weird how the stereotype of "fascist" (especially when interchangeably used with "nazi") is "racist/bigot" and that this is the ONLY important difference between fascism and communism.

The 3 aspects that leftist love to point at to claim "National Socialism and Fascists" are "Right Wingers" and not true Socialists is

1: Their nationalist and the left at least now are for Globalism. Problem is both Socialism and Communism are about the State coming 1st for the greater good in their opinion and the irony is no matter if a county or world government that's a form of nationalism.

2: Speaking of Commies Hitler hated them so of course that meant he wasn't a leftist. Except most American Democrats in the 20th Century were also Anti-Communist the HUAC was led mostly be Dems.

3: Nazis are racist well as someone raised in a city where if you have an R next to your name on the ballot you're dead in the water let me tell you Dems are racist. Liberal Dems view minorities as children needing to be protected and blue dogs whites hate Niggers getting government hand outs, blacks hate border jumpers taking their jobs, and both just can't stand faggots and troons and their nonsense.

Hitler nationalised companies he was a lefty but Bobert's ilk have done a good job convincing the world Nazis were "right wingers". It is a lie Goebbels would had been proud of.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Bob's actual future.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

This is an example of classical architecture:
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This is an example of gothic architecture:
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This is an example of brutalist architecture:
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I think I know which two I'd prefer to look at.

Why no Baroque though

So 1st wanting to invade Poland and now shrilling how America should go to war with Russia. We sure fat ass isnt a failed Hitler clone?

Don't forget about wanting to genocide everyone he considers "inferior"

The 3 aspects that leftist love to point at to claim "National Socialism and Fascists" are "Right Wingers" and not true Socialists is

Keep in mind leftists will also claim that the USSR was "ackachually right-wing" and while they are in the vocal minority (for now) a number are even claiming "ackachually, Venezuela failed due to capitalism!".

If the Allies had dogpilled the Krauts at the onset of Hitler's invasion of Chzechoslovakia, modern leftists would be fucking idolizing Hitler as a true socialist who dindu nuffin and would have made Germany a perfect worker's paradise with infinite gibsmedats.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I'm gonna say this as delicately as I can.

Moviebob...please die...you lunatic.

In any other thread I would have rated this MATI but just this once, I'll rate agree.

 

[TowinKarz]

Basically, Bob NEEDS Mario to be a successful live action movie franchise made by Hollywood both to redeem the failure that was the 1993 movie

Irony: If he'd stop simping for it, people would probably forget all about the 1993 live-action Mario flop, most people have, and the increasing number of people born after it probably aren't even aware it exists. But Bob's constant demands that society invest money to retroactively correct this ensures people who otherwise didn't know/care will look it up and become aware of it's colossal failure.

Thus ensuring the brand becomes more known for failure than obscure to the point of trivia, thus, less-likely to be resurrected due to the fact that Hollywood investors are risk-averse, and will only reboot POPULAR or at least middling franchises/films, not bombs.

Why do this? Why behave in a way that literally moves your stated goal further into "unlikely"? Ego.

It's not enough that he commit the perfect crime, he, paradoxically, wants the credit for it too. He's a murderer who's managed to kill someone and made it look like an accident, and did such a good job that the coroner wrote it up as "accidental". But, he can't STAND the fact he's not getting credit for all the hard work, he wants the ruling to be "homicide" and then revel in the cops inability to solve it..... It's not enough to win, other's have to publically LOSE to confirm the win.....

Fundamentally, it's not enough that he (and those who share his pathology, just in other areas of culture) be right, or even wrong, but unmolested for it...

It must be IMPOSSIBLE for there to be disagreement before he'll rest. Things must align with his worldview on ALL levels. They must get the recognition that not only did they have all the answers, but here's the PROOF: Everyone who "defied" him and his dogma? They failed.

As long as one even meager success exists outside Bob's "approved" vision, he cannot enjoy himself, not even for a second.

Hence why these people never know peace.... he's Wile E Coyote... he's gonna GET that Roadrunner even when anyone else can see that the universe is wired in a way that makes it impossible and that if he'd just go get a hamburger like the rest of us, and leave that bird as a "well, I tried, but it wasn't to be" former-ambition he'd be content and fed for the day. Instead of exploded and crushed, again.

The old chestnut about robber barons v ideologues rises again to prove that it was right: Those who desire acquiring for themselves (be it money, power or Funko Pops) may eventually get enough of it to be satisfied. Those who live to deny the same thing to others can never rest for that means the "enemy" gains on you while you sleep....... and Bob's "thing" is to be the King of Pop Culture, not by educating himself on it until he can master it's properties, but, to deny OTHERS the ability to influence it through tearing down what he sees as their "Inferoir" choices (Sonic ) .

Even if he was a successful Warner Brothers exec, whose pitches always hit and hit big, he couldn't enjoy it because somewhere on the internet, someone made an indie film about something OTHER than what Bob likes and it's "like" ratio is high, despite being BAD AND WRONG AND RACIST!!!!!! (because it's not his)

He wouldn't' rest until he CnD'd it into oblivion, even if WB didn't own the property, he'd have lawyers working around the clock to find SOMETHING in it that's juuuuuuuuuust close enough to some obscure copyrighted thing the company did back in 1923 that he can shut it down...... he MUST be the ONLY source of popular entertainment.

Furthermore, his obsession with 1993 Mario liveaction? Well, he's hung up on a point where he sees the timeline as having diverged from it's "true" path and is trying to not just stop society from moving forward from that point, but, going back and "fixing" it.

So not only does he want to control the future pop culture choices of the masses, in true 1984 style he wants to be able to go back and retcon the past so that eventually people will forget they even had the CHOICE of disagreeing. We've always been at war with Eurasia, and Movie Bob has always been right in predicting what the audiences would love!

And since this task is impossible, he's forever gonna be miserable.

 

[Steelatlas]

Has moviebob ever addressed that Texas and Florida are growing while California and New York are floundering?

If the GOP can win back Arizona Nevada and they only need Ohio to win the Presidency.

New England and the West Coast are becoming less and less important. While the South and Mountain West are rising.

Does this Electoral Map trigger Bob.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Irony: If he'd stop simping for it, people would probably forget all about the 1993 live-action Mario flop, most people have, and the increasing number of people born after it probably aren't even aware it exists. But Bob's constant demands that society invest money to retroactively correct this ensures people who otherwise didn't know/care will look it up and become aware of it's colossal failure.

Thus ensuring the brand becomes more known for failure than obscure to the point of trivia, thus, less-likely to be resurrected due to the fact that Hollywood investors are risk-averse, and will only reboot POPULAR or at least middling franchises/films, not bombs.

Why do this? Why behave in a way that literally moves your stated goal further into "unlikely"? Ego.

It's not enough that he commit the perfect crime, he, paradoxically, wants the credit for it too. He's a murderer who's managed to kill someone and made it look like an accident, and did such a good job that the coroner wrote it up as "accidental". But, he can't STAND the fact he's not getting credit for all the hard work, he wants the ruling to be "homicide" and then revel in the cops inability to solve it..... It's not enough to win, other's have to publically LOSE to confirm the win.....

Fundamentally, it's not enough that he (and those who share his pathology, just in other areas of culture) be right, or even wrong, but unmolested for it...

It must be IMPOSSIBLE for there to be disagreement before he'll rest. Things must align with his worldview on ALL levels. They must get the recognition that not only did they have all the answers, but here's the PROOF: Everyone who "defied" him and his dogma? They failed.

As long as one even meager success exists outside Bob's "approved" vision, he cannot enjoy himself, not even for a second.

Hence why these people never know peace.... he's Wile E Coyote... he's gonna GET that Roadrunner even when anyone else can see that the universe is wired in a way that makes it impossible and that if he'd just go get a hamburger like the rest of us, and leave that bird as a "well, I tried, but it wasn't to be" former-ambition he'd be content and fed for the day. Instead of exploded and crushed, again.

The old chestnut about robber barons v ideologues rises again to prove that it was right: Those who desire acquiring for themselves (be it money, power or Funko Pops) may eventually get enough of it to be satisfied. Those who live to deny the same thing to others can never rest for that means the "enemy" gains on you while you sleep....... and Bob's "thing" is to be the King of Pop Culture, not by educating himself on it until he can master it's properties, but, to deny OTHERS the ability to influence it through tearing down what he sees as their "Inferoir" choices (Sonic ) .

Even if he was a successful Warner Brothers exec, whose pitches always hit and hit big, he couldn't enjoy it because somewhere on the internet, someone made an indie film about something OTHER than what Bob likes and it's "like" ratio is high, despite being BAD AND WRONG AND RACIST!!!!!! (because it's not his)

He wouldn't' rest until he CnD'd it into oblivion, even if WB didn't own the property, he'd have lawyers working around the clock to find SOMETHING in it that's juuuuuuuuuust close enough to some obscure copyrighted thing the company did back in 1923 that he can shut it down...... he MUST be the ONLY source of popular entertainment.

Furthermore, his obsession with 1993 Mario liveaction? Well, he's hung up on a point where he sees the timeline as having diverged from it's "true" path and is trying to not just stop society from moving forward from that point, but, going back and "fixing" it.

So not only does he want to control the future pop culture choices of the masses, in true 1984 style he wants to be able to go back and retcon the past so that eventually people will forget they even had the CHOICE of disagreeing. We've always been at war with Eurasia, and Movie Bob has always been right in predicting what the audiences would love!

And since this task is impossible, he's forever gonna be miserable.

TL;DR: Bob's just like the "moral busybody" people C.S. Lewis described.

Bob's probably also like those psychos that unironically use 1984 as an instruction manual.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I actually like the Mario movie.

I'm not gonna defend it, because I know it's bad, but I like it.

 

[Jon Conroy]

I actually like the Mario movie.

I'm not gonna defend it, because I know it's bad, but I like it.

I like it because of memories around it. Also if someone is ramming down your neck there takes on movies 24/7 they have more autism than chris.