Star Wars Expanded Universe Fans/Cultists - I HOPE YOU LIKE STAR WARS AUTISM

Dalcon said:
Lol.
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Wait, here's his profile: Jedihammer

"Generalfeldmarschall, Großmeister des Templerorden, männlich, 46, aus Île de la Cité"

"Field marshal, Grand Master of the Knights Templar, male, 46 years old, from Île de la Cité"


Two words are whirling around in my brain: Edgy and autism.

The fact that he's approximately as old as Shaner doesn't make it much better.
(I only found out about his age just now, I used to think he was a dorky teenager)
 
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Dalcon said:
So he's a middle aged, sith obsessed, crypto-nazi from France? Absolutely love it.
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I suspect he made the "Île de la Cité"-location up to be moar edgy and to go along with his Knights Templar shtick. The real Île de la Cité is the island around Notre Dame in Paris. Apart from the cathedral, there are mostly official buildings there, no residential areas. Since the place has always been connected to religion and has a mystical medieval-like flair to it, it's what a Knights Templar edgelord would write in his profile.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
Wait, here's his profile: Jedihammer

"Generalfeldmarschall, Großmeister des Templerorden, männlich, 46, aus Île de la Cité"

"Field marshal, Grand Master of the Knights Templar, male, 46 years old, from Île de la Cité"


Two words are whirling around in my brain: Edgy and autism.

The fact that he's approximately as old as Shaner doesn't make it much better.
(I only found out about his age just now, I used to think he was a dorky teenager)
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This is fucking incredible.

I fucking love the internet.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
I suspect he made the "Île de la Cité"-location up to be moar edgy and to go along with his Knights Templar shtick. The real Île de la Cité is the island around Notre Dame in Paris. Apart from the cathedral, there are mostly official buildings there, no residential areas. Since the place has always been connected to religion and has a mystical medieval-like flair to it, it's what a Knights Templar edgelord would write in his profile.
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He probably thinks they're jedi minus the telekinesis and Laser swords. (before any spergs start at me, yes I know there's more to the force than telekinesis and that lightsabers are magnetically contained plasma in a loop partially sustained by the force.)
Of all the things to have a need to sperg about, Star Wars really is the gift that keeps on giving. Gives material, and in turn allows people to laugh at the ones who take it much too seriously.
 
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Reviving this thread again...

Found this autism on Facebook. No words.

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PhysicianPhallus said:
Wow. Just...wow.
I thought autism had some sort of ceiling, but this dude just shattered it.
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This... I just... there's so much wrong with that rant I don't even know where to begin...

Also, I swear this wasn't intentional, but a few lines in I started reading it in the voice of SammyClassicSonicFan. That's just the first voice that came into my head that seemed to match up perfectly with the content I was seeing.:lol:
 
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But...but...but...

Last I looked when I went to the movies in 1977 (and I did!)...

1. The man who made it wanted to make a Star Wars movie. So I think that was the first time unless my math is wrong.
2. The entire film was about rebels against an established government. So I'm not sure what this guy's point is here. Fans are rebelling and wanting to secede ... Over a film series that's about rebelling and seceding?

I just want a film that's as good as Empire and isn't full of fart and poop jokes.
 
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The problem with the raging asshole who wants to look like another raging asshole conman (and did alright at it, though he comes off more whiny than subtly desperate and crazy) is that he deems the fanfiction (all of it too, including the fandalorian AND ewok stuff) good, when it's obviously pretty much all filth that Lucas just went "Mhmm" as he counted his money from both his merch, the films, and royalties. It was a conflicting and mixed bag as far as books went, and the only thing they had was an apathetic statement by Lucas that they were a secondary canon to his films. As for his defense of the prequels, can I just point him to the Plinkett reviews of all three films? Specifically the part where you lose the argument by trying to argue in the books because that's made up fanfic bullshit that's not in the films?

And the desperate attempt to use an appeal to emotion by bringing in the Dixie flag falls flat on its ass because of how he abused the fuck out of people who didn't bother to read his shitty Darth Maul fanfictions, or that time Luke fucked a computer ghost. You can't try to appeal to the very people you shat on for NOT wasting hundreds of dollars on a mixed bag of quality.

In short, cry more as Disney outdoes Lucas at the very thing he proposed in the 70's and was only saved by editing and by the people that knew how to shoot a film.
 
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Adamska said:
In short, cry more as Disney outdoes Lucas at the very thing he proposed in the 70's and was only saved by editing and by the people that knew how to shoot a film.
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Ah, well, that would be Marcia Lucas, who would be trying to cut the damn thing together with Paul Hirsch when she would find she didn't have a key piece of film and would head down to the set and tell them they needed a shot that her husband had not thought to provide. She won an Oscar, George did not.
 
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Nom Anor said:
Reviving this thread again...

Found this autism on Facebook. No words.

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Dude. They're retconning Star Wars: Ewoks and Star Wars: Legacy out of the lore. You should be applauding them.

There was a lot of really cool shit in the Expanded Universe, but... that doesn't excuse the fact that there was also a lot of stuff that would've been laughed off of Fanfiction.net.

And... that Confederacy angle... just please stop.
 
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Chandler Cats said:
Ah, well, that would be Marcia Lucas, who would be trying to cut the damn thing together with Paul Hirsch when she would find she didn't have a key piece of film and would head down to the set and tell them they needed a shot that her husband had not thought to provide. She won an Oscar, George did not.
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Speaking as someone who does actually enjoy the Prequel Trilogy as fun popcorn movies to watch when nothing else is on, yeah, I have seen strong cases made that Lucas was never a particularly strong filmmaker. He succeeded in the '70s and '80s because he was surrounded by other people who brought out the best in him, like his wife and Gary Kurtz who edited the OT and his friends like Francis Coppola whom he was willing to go to for advice. Even the actors reportedly got in on it; some of the best lines in the OT (like "I love you"/"I know") were said to have been ad-libbed over much cheesier lines in the script.
 
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PhysicianPhallus said:
Wow. Just...wow.
I thought autism had some sort of ceiling, but this dude just shattered it.
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Autism never had a ceiling, It just lowered the already low standards of humanity.

Also "Fake" Star Wars VII? If there a fan film I'm missing here, or is he actually ranting on The Force Awakens?
 
The SW universe kind of sounds interesting with all the thousands of years and millions of planets and countless inhabitants. Too bad the drama amongst some SW fans can ruin it for others. Then again, I think every fanbase of popular franchises has some amount of unhealthy and obsessive drama.

DykesDykesChina said:
[german forum stuff]
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I don't know much German, but individual German words area lot easier to learn when the German they're in is alongside a translation in English. Anyway, how popular is Star Wars and the Expanded Universe stuff over in Deutschland?
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
The SW universe kind of sounds interesting with all the thousands of years and millions of planets and countless inhabitants. Too bad the drama amongst some SW fans can ruin it for others. Then again, I think every fanbase of popular franchises has some amount of unhealthy and obsessive drama.
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Many people seem to like the Star Wars universe more than the actual Star Wars fiction itself, I've noticed. It's common, for instance, for even people who think the PT are bad cinema to accept its additions to the mythos (ie. Mace, Jango, Padme, the new species and vehicles that were introduced, and the general story of the Clone Wars). Possibly because of things like the Clone Wars cartoons that explored them more thoroughly than the movies.
 
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