Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 284 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,598
AnOminous said:
It doesn't legally matter but it makes him look like a gourd-headed retard.
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lol he needs zero help to look like a gourd-headed retard. It's good that he's hedging his bets anyway though.

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I suck at this, but Russell is about as subtle as a fart in an elevator, so I thought I'd help with his representations...
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JFC that's amazing. Well done you magnificent bastard!

Drowningman said:
he wont have the cash to hit up a brothel anytime soon
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In a cruel twist of cosmic irony, they're all closed in Nevada right now anyway because of the commie cough. Just imagine if he gets it in his water-filled head that he wants to take an Uber out to one of the Pahrump brothels (only an hour outside Vegas! Bring the kids!) only to discover they're closed.

The Great Citracett said:
It's the automod nuking his posts as fast as he posts them because it's a blank new profile with zero karma spamming shit everywhere and breaking all the rules of every sub. :story:
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My god, he fucks up even the most mundane things. The mind boggles at how he survived to adulthood. Not his mind, of course; his mind boggles at how to tie shoes.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
So this is basically the Farrah Abrams saga all over again then.
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Yup. If he does sue, he'll still expect her to show up to court herself even thought that's never happened. And what would he sue over this time? As far I know she hasn't done any favors for fans. He's called it a gift anyway, so he can't expect anything in return. I don't want Yovanna to suffer through having to deal with Russ, but I think it'd be hilarious to see how he mangles the law this time.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Yup. If he does sue, he'll still expect her to show up to court herself even thought that's never happened. And what would he sue over this time? As far I know she hasn't done any favors for fans. He's called it a gift anyway, so he can't expect anything in return. I don't want Yovanna to suffer through having to deal with Russ, but I think it'd be hilarious to see how he mangles the law this time.
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Yeah, and per the Erika saga - Russ thinks that a single "nice comment" from a girl on social media = a legally binding agreement to go on a date with him and suck him his penis
 
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Constellationzero said:
I'll have you all know that the HOBO SUIT came from the FINEST Mexican dominated stripmall flea market. It even had a Bergdorf Goodman tag with fancy crayon drawing font sewn over the Men's Warehouse tag. How FUCKING DARE YOU to imply that Russell Godfrey FRICKIN' GREER is anything less than a swingin' jet-setting playboy man-about-town stepping right out of a Mary Wells Braniff ad!!



ORIGINAL PRODUCT: DONUT STEEL (Slurp)
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Eh, not a jet-setter. More like a bus-and-train-setter. He's scared shitless of flying.

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What an absolute lunkhead. Not everyone who lives in Nevada lives in the Las Vegas Metro Area, but much of their major media is located there. Kind of like how not everyone who lives in Utah lives in the SLC area, but the major news networks are there and report to the rest of the State. And if the brothels that are closer to Vegas aren't planning on reopening yet, then what's there to report on? I swear, Pipsqueak's brain isn't just broken, it was shattered into thousands of pieces and then just Gorilla Glued back into one solid, useless lump.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
That actress making a dance video starts at $250 on fiverr. Probably more since she did a bit of acting here and there. I remember him saying he spent around $600 having that studio make the original "I Get You" which was maybe a minute long. So I'm sure this cost more as far as studio costs.

Plus he's paying for "marketing" and to be added to playlists. And however much it cost for the slideshow parts to be made. More than likely paying for distrokid or some other service to post it. And can't forget the "press release" he paid someone to write and spam to all the news stations.

I'm sure there's a lot I'm probably missing too. Russ is super dedicated to doing absolutely none of the process himself apart from writing shitty lyrics, because talent means paying others to do all the work for you.
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the distribution service had a cost but I think either they gave Russell a template that he botched filling out or he wholesale plagiarized most of it, because he left another artist’s contact info in it where his should have been. Googling that dudes name led to that dudes presser except with that dudes name correctly referenced thruout. When I looked original dude was a pianist who had reinterpretations of the classics, and seemed substantially more legit than Russell. I think when I looked at Russell’s website he has the same pressers linked with the same bad contact info.

so technically he in some manner touched the presser and it wasn’t 100% farmed out. Because it was fucked the hell up
 
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WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
God, this is pathetic. Maybe the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. I think Russell may be the biggest simp in the world. "I wrote a song about you, please follow me back," he says to a woman he doesn't even know who will probably never think about him again.
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I didn't know someone could out-pathetic "I showed you my dick, please respond." But Russhole managed it.
 
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American Shorthair said:
From Reddit.

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Narcissists are secretly deeply insecure. Russ thinks that if Yovanna accepts him, that he will finally be able to truly accept himself, and be positive about his own creepy malformed body. That's how it's about "self-acceptance" and "body positivity". Russ is just autistic enough to let his true motive slip, yet also autistic enough not to properly explain this because of his lack of theory of mind.
 
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