Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[George Floyd Sneed]

At this point it feels like she doesn't even know the truth and is just making up whatever makes her happy in the moment. Then when she's bored she'll never speak of it again. It's like her life is one big fan fiction.

Tess lives so many lies that she no longer can keep them straight. So she just waddles from one lie to the next. To her, it was no big deal to say she’s anorexic because it means nothing to her but just another grab for attention, like posting her gigantic naked ass online. She is likely legitimately surprised that she’s getting backlash because she cannot comprehend what she did. That’s because she has no friends or acquaintances, just her rotation of BFFs we see only once and Olly, who just uses Tess if she needs a free place to crash.

For some reason I feel like two ton tessy is really at a precipice now she's made this move- she certainly will not walk it back, not much anyway, because she can't. Her BEST bet at that would be to immediately backpedal and say she shouldn't have shared her personal journey with internet bc trolls, and won't be discussing this again so neither can you, neener neener. I think she's also realizing she can't get away with doubling down either, because unfortunately many peoples lives have been touched by ED and anorexia in particular and its the best known ED by far.
I think she really fucked herself here and ruined any chance she had at quietly fading out of the (sliver of) spotlight in comfort but solitude (lmao comfortable solitude doesn't exist for tessy but let's pretend.) She tried to launch back into fame but is so disconnected from the real world and surrounded by fat hugboxers she really thought she could spin this as a brave and real, serious, model-racked-with-societal-plagues narrative.

She is about to learn that the viciousness of online ana-chans is truly fucking unmatched, because as an earlier poster said, anorexia is a mean disease and will turn you into a devil goblin. I don't think she has the fortitude for this and we are about to see an unraveling and potentially a very public check-in to a glamorous rehab center for glamorous restrictive eating disorders in glamorous Hollywood hills.

Slap me with rainbows all you want, they aren't undeserved, but Tess has awakened and invigorated a whole new arena of online mockery and hatred and I just do not think she is made of tough enough material to withstand that for very long.

She got a lot more than she bargained for, and this is one cake that she cannot un-fart upon.

I wish but this is a cycle. She comes up with some lies, they don’t work so she keeps ramping it up until she fucks up badly enough that she takes a break. However since she has no friends or hobbies, she waddles back online anywhere from a few hours to a few days. At that point she pretends that what she said a few days ago didn’t happen and will call people abusers, clowns, and gaslighters for bringing it up. In her mind, her “breaks” are just resets and you’re no longer allowed to talk about it.

 

[Water-T]

WAAHHH! I EXPLOITED THE SUFFERING OF ANOREXICS FOR CLOUT AND IT BLEW UP IN MY FACE! I'M GOING TO HIDE AND EAT THREE SHEETCAKES LIKE A TRUE AND HONEST ANOREXIC Y'ALL!

 

[multiverse]

An instagram dietician diagnosed her. I am not kidding.

YOU CANNOT BECOME A FAT KID WITHOUT EATING TOO MUCH. It is not possible. You do not have anorexia. Just fucking stop, you disgusting sow.


Edit: she has no diagnosis and no doctor has told her she does.

I can't tell if I want her to be torn to shreds for this, or completely ignored.

I do wish her a blood sugar coma for her next binge, tho.

 

[DCMediaSped]

Tess should watch the anorexia documentary about Emma Caris 'Emma Wants to Live' on Amazon. This is the same girl in the above photos. That's anorexia Tess. (eta: she died)

 

[AbraCadaver]

An instagram dietician diagnosed her. I am not kidding.

YOU CANNOT BECOME A FAT KID WITHOUT EATING TOO MUCH. It is not possible. You do not have anorexia. Just fucking stop, you disgusting sow.
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Edit: she has no diagnosis and no doctor has told her she does.

I can't tell if I want her to be torn to shreds for this, or completely ignored.

I do wish her a blood sugar coma for her next binge, tho.
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So Tess’ big clapback is “HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE SUFFERING OF PEOPLE WITH EATING DISORDERS”?

So she’s accusing US of doing the thing SHE was doing? As usual. Fucking brill Tessy, this should work a treat, well done.

That fucking post tho. “LOOK AT MY PAAAAIIIN!!!” Sorry but I don’t think that’s going to bail you out this time, Tess. If you’re very lucky, everyone will just laugh at you about it for a bit and then forget.

e: i looked up some talk about her on twitter and ended up on google after seeing “net worth” come up as a search.


Who in the fresh hell decided Tess is worth THREE MILLION?

Hair listed as brown (lol), shape listed as hourglass (my sides, into orbit they go.)

 

[Constellationzero]

I can't tell if I want her to be torn to shreds for this, or completely ignored.

Nah, this foible is a bridge too fucking far. She needs to be torn to shreds and the remains nuked from orbit. She dead ass disrespected, and made a minstrel show, out of a disease that causes intense suffering, psychological damage, and long drawn out death.

Fuck this BRAAAAPHOG. She liderully yoinked anorexia so she can crybully and fish for asspats and more cakes to fart on for free.

 

[Gramlol]

A thought just occurred to me- hasn't there been an industry-wide ban (or at least, many press releases stating this) on anorexic models, and EU regulations against the use of anorexic models?
Would be a shame if Tess was barred from modelling for promoting anorexia

 

[lamp shade]

A thought just occurred to me- hasn't there been an industry-wide ban (or at least, many press releases stating this) on anorexic models, and EU regulations against the use of anorexic models?
Would be a shame if Tess was barred from modelling for promoting anorexia

She would have to still be getting modeling jobs for that to happen and that ship has sailed.

 

[JambledUpWords]

So Tess’ big clapback is “HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE SUFFERING OF PEOPLE WITH EATING DISORDERS”?

So she’s accusing US of doing the thing SHE was doing? As usual. Fucking brill Tessy, this should work a treat, well done.

That fucking post tho. “LOOK AT MY PAAAAIIIN!!!” Sorry but I don’t think that’s going to bail you out this time, Tess. If you’re very lucky, everyone will just laugh at you about it for a bit and then forget.

e: i looked up some talk about her on twitter and ended up on google after seeing “net worth” come up as a search.

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Who in the fresh hell decided Tess is worth THREE MILLION?

Hair listed as brown (lol), shape listed as hourglass (my sides, into orbit they go.)

Tess only has an “hourglass” figure if she’s in industrial grade clothing to squeeze in a smaller waistline and a metric ton of photoshop. All pictures of her that make her look curvy are all photoshopped to death. Her body type is more “refrigerator” to me, which is fitting because she has to eat an entire fridge’s supply of food on a normal basis to get as fat as she is.

 

[Gramlol]

She would have to still be getting modeling jobs for that to happen and that ship has sailed.

It would be a shame if there was an online petition to 'Ban anorexic model Tess Holliday, and the glamourization of eating disorders to impressionable young girls'. (No, I'm not making this, but I assume it's only a matter of time until some enterprising troll thinks of this). I wonder how Fabletics feels about having anorexic ambassadors for its health and lifestyle wear brand? Surely it's not an appropriate association to have as a brand of that nature

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

I hope she recovers from her anorexia soon. She looks emaciated. Sad.

 

[Flawmil]

An instagram dietician diagnosed her. I am not kidding.

YOU CANNOT BECOME A FAT KID WITHOUT EATING TOO MUCH. It is not possible. You do not have anorexia. Just fucking stop, you disgusting sow.
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Edit: she has no diagnosis and no doctor has told her she does.

I can't tell if I want her to be torn to shreds for this, or completely ignored.

I do wish her a blood sugar coma for her next binge, tho.
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I truly believe this all started off as a stupid reverse psychology move Tess used to share her weight loss. Tess can’t post about weight loss and simply be proud of it. She has to be crass and tell people DONT COMMENT ABOUT MY WEIGHT LOSS IT TRIGGERS ME!!!1! Then once people started questioning why they can’t comment on her body and appearance when she’s a “model” she went full anorexia.

Now she’s dug herself in yet another HAES hole. She once again pretends to be a martyr for fat people when really this is all about herself. Replace her wording of “fat people” with “me” and “I” and her rant makes a lot more sense.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

So Tess’ big clapback is “HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE SUFFERING OF PEOPLE WITH EATING DISORDERS”?

So she’s accusing US of doing the thing SHE was doing? As usual. Fucking brill Tessy, this should work a treat, well done.

That fucking post tho. “LOOK AT MY PAAAAIIIN!!!” Sorry but I don’t think that’s going to bail you out this time, Tess. If you’re very lucky, everyone will just laugh at you about it for a bit and then forget.

e: i looked up some talk about her on twitter and ended up on google after seeing “net worth” come up as a search.

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Who in the fresh hell decided Tess is worth THREE MILLION?

Hair listed as brown (lol), shape listed as hourglass (my sides, into orbit they go.)

Net worth is notoriously unrealistic, but even in the bloated overestimation of net worth, Tess' mere $3 million are pathetic.

Had to Google her film debut and her TV debut. A perfect 14 is a documentary about the plus size fashion industry. And Gay of Thrones is some gay hair stylist recapping Game of Thrones, and being all hilarious, sassy and gay. Yeah sound both like absolute timeless master pieces, and Tess is featured somewhere in them.

Highest Degree is the perfect description for her so called career. No wonder she got all anorexic and only inhales one Madonna Inn champagne cake instead of the usual three.

 

[Gramlol]

Net worth is notoriously unrealistic, but even in the bloated overestimation of net worth, Tess' mere $3 million are pathetic.

Had to Google her film debut and her TV debut. A perfect 14 is a documentary about the plus size fashion industry. And Gay of Thrones is some gay hair stylist recapping Game of Thrones, and being all hilarious, sassy and gay. Yeah sound both like absolute timeless master pieces, and Tess is featured somewhere in them.

Highest Degree is the perfect description for her so called career. No wonder she got all anorexic and only inhales one Madonna Inn champagne cake instead of the usual three.

It's why she is desperately clinging to fame. She was earning a dental reception wage (not sure what that is but not enough to fund a glam LA lifestyle), living in the unglamorous south. She doesn't even have a GED. She's not qualified to do anything above $25 an hour. Her ideal career would be trophy wife (like Jude Valentin, probably), but those tend to be much thinner/required to take care of their bodies.
Without sex work she'd have no work opportunities beyond reception/customer service work, honest show up on time and report to someone work, and she thinks she's way above that (not humble or willing to work her way up).
It's a form of self-destruction to not plan for your life post 40 given healthy life expectancy is 80 or so (from 40 when she'll age out of sex work possibly since she doesn't take care of herself- what will she do then??)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

She does know that you need to binge after you purge, right?

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Tess only has an “hourglass” figure

Hourglass At Every Size, you bigots

 

[Leopard Turtlechin]

The only "celebrities" defending her are fellow Z-listers. Z-list for those ridiculing her as well. This didn't go the way she hoped.

 

[Flawmil]

It’s the hashtagging an irrelevant, trending tag plus tagging the for you page FoR MeEeEeeee

 

[DeadFish]

How long would she last during a famine?

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Tess made an absolute joke out of herself on twitter.
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Japanese Twitter puts "-san" after user handles? God, that's adorable.