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This is what Noah is simping for

Spoony is confirmed chubby chaser. First Scarlett, now Marz. That's the real reason why April didn't last. She couldn't pack on enough pounds and he needs more cushion for the spoonin. The avatar is on a quest for the fairest BBW maiden in all the land, while Warthog waits like a troll under the bridge,
 
He is positively hooked on Armzgurl now.

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Worth pointing out that she never responded to his pity tweet about his old friends. He's just been tweeting at her out of the blue - and only her.

Noah, in case you forgot, Marzgurl is one of those Brianna-Wu style feminists. She's not going to forget that rape joke you made a while back that got you kicked out of Channel Awesome, dumbass.
 
People like Spoony and Wingsofredemption drive me up the wall.

If you hate your life, and are unwilling do to anything to change it, while at the same time complaining constantly, then it's better to just suffer in silence.
They need pity and attention. It's the only thing only goal they have in their miserable lives. In Noah's case, it just became so easy to throw away everything he had for this...existence. Success and adulation are not as addicting or desirable to him as keeping a bunch of schmucks hanging on his hypochondriac tweets so they will baby him with care.
His folks probably already set up the basement for him or Miles is cleaning up the guest room. You don't treat depression like that, you get them help when they are ready. You don't just throw them out, especially if they are family. I'm far from a big fan of what Spoony has become or how he treats fans, friends, etc. But no human being deserves to just be cast aside, especially if they are dealing with mental illness.
He's never going to be ready for any kind of help. He doesn't want it. There is a point where someone could look at themselves and realize that they don't like where they are or what they've become. Spoony likes this life better than the one he had and this is made clear with the dozens if not hundreds of times he's lashed out at people trying to give advice or genuine opportunities to climb out of the hole he dug. He's like the local alcoholic who won't throw the bottle out of his life even though he's developing varicose veins in his neck. He wants to continue this forever.
 
It took me 45 minutes but I finally managed to find my screenshot of this tweet from last year which Spoony deleted.

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This was barely three months after he broke up with April. If you have doubts about Spoony's thirst for MarzGurl, let this dispel them.
 
I think that's because his focus was solely on the panel. Streaming, you have to juggle playing the game (or doing whatever activity you're doing, like sitting in a hot tub), reading your chat for messages/donations and trying to be entertaining by providing commentary/quips/etc.
Wasn't he decent at the cop game where he had the three subordinates? Not like skilled at the game (frankly I don't know or care) but making an amusing commentary that seemed to be done while playing simultaneously. I think it was more depression or insert mental illness here. I find that working honestly helps with depression. Yeah you'll have periods where you don't want to do anything, but forcing yourself to shower, go outside, whatever. That and seeing a shrink which I don't think he's done either.
 
Noah, in case you forgot, Marzgurl is one of those Brianna-Wu style feminists. She's not going to forget that rape joke you made a while back that got you kicked out of Channel Awesome, dumbass.
She didn't take much issue with it as much as Allison blew it out of proportion. Marz would've blocked Spoony years ago if she felt he was an actual predator. Plus these "feminist" types often secretly love bondage roleplay.
 
Noah, in case you forgot, Marzgurl is one of those Brianna-Wu style feminists. She's not going to forget that rape joke you made a while back that got you kicked out of Channel Awesome, dumbass.
She didn't take much issue with it as much as Allison blew it out of proportion. Marz would've blocked Spoony years ago if she felt he was an actual predator. Plus these "feminist" types often secretly love bondage roleplay.
Nobody at all from CA holds a grudge or gives a shit about the rape joke fiasco. The only person who's unable to get away from it is - ironically - Spoony, because he regrets falling out of touch with the only peer group that accepted him in his adult life.
 
Wasn't he decent at the cop game where he had the three subordinates? Not like skilled at the game (frankly I don't know or care) but making an amusing commentary that seemed to be done while playing simultaneously. I think it was more depression or insert mental illness here. I find that working honestly helps with depression. Yeah you'll have periods where you don't want to do anything, but forcing yourself to shower, go outside, whatever. That and seeing a shrink which I don't think he's done either.
That was SWAT 4 and I think some of them are considered his better videos. That was at a point where he could turn poor play into comedy. He even edited the footage into montages, added music, etc. And it wasn't streaming, either. He had no impetus to interact with anyone directly, only through the video itself... which is a better medium for him, I think.
 
That was SWAT 4 and I think some of them are considered his better videos. That was at a point where he could turn poor play into comedy. He even edited the footage into montages, added music, etc. And it wasn't streaming, either. He had no impetus to interact with anyone directly, only through the video itself... which is a better medium for him, I think.
That's fair, I was just saying SWAT 4 means that he could comment without a script (or with minimal scripts).

Also I don't care if let's players are good or not. I usually listen for background noise when I'm doing something else so the personalities matter to me more than the skill level. I don't expect my friends to be awesome at video games and that's what let's players recreate for me.

It's different when things get tryhard... I was watching a let's play of wheel of fortune where one player would just enter guesses because why not, but now it's become his shtick, which is obnoxious.
 
Success and adulation are not as addicting or desirable to him as keeping a bunch of schmucks hanging on his hypochondriac tweets so they will
How has he not joined or formed a Cult yet? I hear "Love Has Won" is looking for a new Mummy to worship. Noah seems qualified.
 
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It took me 45 minutes but I finally managed to find my screenshot of this tweet from last year which Spoony deleted.

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This was barely three months after he broke up with April. If you have doubts about Spoony's thirst for MarzGurl, let this dispel them.
Now he just has to convince her to divorce her husband and move in with him... Nah, too much work. He'll just throw out hints until the husband gets his citizenship and ditches her.
 
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