Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

How will Eren be stopped?


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Wth....I thought you guys said this crap was over. Does the ride ever end?
Apparently Isayama heard some people liked the ending so he rose out of his onsen and just spread his ass and shitted up the story even more, so apparently not.
 
Sorry to double-post, but, uh, guys? The leaks have been confirmed, and people are not happy. To be fair, it's mostly just people bitching about their ship getting sunk, Mikasa still wearing the fucking scarf and how her being old now must mean Levi's dead (he is, the leaks confirm it. HOORAY!), and the Jean tag is bloated by people thinking it means "jean" as in the clothing, but still.

People are not happy.
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Edit: Oh my god, Jean and Mikasa had at least two kids! Get rekt, Eren! :story:
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Lol Marco

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E: What do you think of the final chapter of the movie?

M: Yeah.

M: I think it's pretty good. This is really a very long and very long story, but in the end it was a good foreshadowing, and I also said goodbye to the characters on the scene.

A: That's it. Well, after all, Mikasa, you didn't read those analysis websites.

M: The voices of those fellow in the dark are too small, I didn't listen

A: Let me tell you, the mystery has not been solved at all! Various analyses have predicted the ending of this series of stories for more than ten years! The result is! The ending plot is the same as we expected!

A: Can't we have a plot that we didn't predict at all? It's the kind of unexpected and very good ending! Everyone should think that there will be such a surprise, right?

M: But! It may also be that the author deliberately left room for imagination for the audience! Maybe he deliberately chose a concise finishing method! For example, sometimes it is easier for people with shortcomings. Isn't it close? This happens occasionally, right?

A: But it can't resolve the dissatisfaction and doubts in my heart! You know, I have been waiting for the end of the series since 10 years ago!

A: Let's hear Eren’s thoughts!

M: This movie isn't that bad, is it?

E: Uh, me

E: I'm very happy to be able to come out to watch the movie with you. If there is a sequel, let's watch it together.

E: But, it's unbelievable. It is said that 100 years ago, there really existed giants in the world

A: I don’t know how much of the content in the movie is based on historical facts.

M: It would be nice if the trio from childhood to adulthood also existed

A: Yeah

E: Yeah​

 
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The discussion is always about shitting on Eren but I'm just happy Jean finally got his autistic superhuman waifu. And she grew out her hair for him like he likes! Remember back in the early days when Jean complimented her long hair and then she immediately cut it off because Eren suggested it? That must have been incredibly emotionally satisfying on multiple levels. Jean even got that fantasy life he imagined with her before he set off with the rest of the cringevengers. Eren never even expressed romantic interest in her or so much as appreciated her as family until that hastily cobbled together final chapter. His story is uneven and Jean's is all tied together from beginning to end is because Jean was the real protagonist all along.
Jean visiting Eren's grave:

 
Sorry to double-post, but, uh, guys? The leaks have been confirmed, and people are not happy. To be fair, it's mostly just people bitching about their ship getting sunk, Mikasa still wearing the fucking scarf and how her being old now must mean Levi's dead (he is, the leaks confirm it. HOORAY!), and the Jean tag is bloated by people thinking it means "jean" as in the clothing, but still.

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Edit: Oh my god, Jean and Mikasa had at least two kids! Get rekt, Eren! :story:
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Correction: The only people who are not happy about these leaks are Mikasa-Eren shippers and the ones who still like chapter 139.
I think most of the people who don't like the latest chapters from AoT manga are enjoying this shitshow.
 
Correction: The only people who are not happy about these leaks are Mikasa-Eren shippers and the ones who still like chapter 139.
I think most of the people who don't like the latest chapters from AoT manga are enjoying this shitshow.
After how boring the original final chapter was this is a breath of fresh air. It's entertainingly dumb, it ruins the series worse, and it pissed off a bunch of shippers with something that's actually emotionally satisfying and not just so bad it's funny.

I don't speak moon rune. WTF does it say?
I edited the rough transcript in
 
"You killed your own mother, accelerated the genocide of your own people, your homeland got nuked and you killed 80% of the entire human population causing thus another genetic bottleneck. So even if the Titans don't reawaken and finish the rest of us off, humans will go extinct by being too inbred because you didn't get the Asian pussy you thought you deserved?!"

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"You wouldn't get it."
No, the genetic bottleneck threshold for humans is ~5000. It is actually pretty low.
 
Okay so if Erin's corpse Grew into another Autism Spine, then that means when whoever has the "Ultimate Titan power" dies and their body isn't consumed the power makes a Autism Spine.

That means Ymir found an Autism Spine from somebodies dead body...which means we still don't have any actual idea where the Titan power came from because Ymir just licked somebody else's dead anus. So in the end..we learned Nothing about the setting except that everyone are racist dicks and King Cuck's line probably Subjugated Ymir's people because they did the Rumbling before, and of course Erin is too much of a fucking Retard to go before Ymir and King Cuck's lineage.

The fact this fucking shit got fully animated while Toriko and Gash Bell got canceled halfway through, Gash Bell in specific being an absolute crime because the arc it got canceled right before its BEST STORY ARC.

Toriko Less so..because post timeskip was kinda dumb, but it was dumb in the best of ways alot of the time including the time the 4 main characters had to Wrestle the Monkey King in order to make him "EXCITED" enough for his Balls to fall off so they could eat them.

No, Really That fucking happened and it alone is better than every fucking thing that happened in Attack on Titan.
 
Do we seriously need an AoT live action movie for American audiences? Most people by then will be watching the upcoming Dragon Ball Super movie that fans (apparently?) clamored for.
 
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Well, it’ll fail in the same way Dragonball Evolution did: by having to condense so much into 90 minutes.

On the bright side, I really feel that a AOT reboot would be very easy to do. Along with creating a more satisfying ending.
It probably won't even see the light of day, which, ...oh who am I kidding. I want to see the trashfire. I want to see Hollywood lose tons for being stupid enough to think making a movie on this manga was a good idea.
 
No, the genetic bottleneck threshold for humans is ~5000. It is actually pretty low.
Its WAY lower than 5,000. The human species was reduced to 1k-10k at one point. We started thinking about this like 19 years ago in 2002 for space colonies. It turns out for genetic diversity without a genetic collapse, you only need 160 people: https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn1936-magic-number-for-space-pioneers-calculated/. Like, think about the North Sentinel Island: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island

They're the oldest uncontacted tribe on earth. Their population is about 39 to high estimates of 300 to 400 and they've been like this since humans first evolved. We're pretty resilient against inbreeding and genetic destruction. So Eren would have had to do a lot more damage. Even him killing 100% is kind of far fetched without activating super volcanoes. Though TBH I think it would be a hilarious image of Eren just fucking jump-diving Colossal Titans into volcanoes to start super-eruptions.
Okay so if Erin's corpse Grew into another Autism Spine, then that means when whoever has the "Ultimate Titan power" dies and their body isn't consumed the power makes a Autism Spine.

That means Ymir found an Autism Spine from somebodies dead body...which means we still don't have any actual idea where the Titan power came from because Ymir just licked somebody else's dead anus. So in the end..we learned Nothing about the setting except that everyone are racist dicks and King Cuck's line probably Subjugated Ymir's people because they did the Rumbling before, and of course Erin is too much of a fucking Retard to go before Ymir and King Cuck's lineage.

The fact this fucking shit got fully animated while Toriko and Gash Bell got canceled halfway through, Gash Bell in specific being an absolute crime because the arc it got canceled right before its BEST STORY ARC.

Toriko Less so..because post timeskip was kinda dumb, but it was dumb in the best of ways alot of the time including the time the 4 main characters had to Wrestle the Monkey King in order to make him "EXCITED" enough for his Balls to fall off so they could eat them.

No, Really That fucking happened and it alone is better than every fucking thing that happened in Attack on Titan.
It doesn't matter and makes no sense. Ymir was in love with a sadistic pedophile rapist and in the end is completely inconsequential. The whole mythology is pointless and incoherent. Everything happens not because it has a context or logically follows in the story, its because Isayama dictates it happens. So it leads to basically utter nonsense like a worm appearing for a chapter then disappearing, or undead characters from other times escaping dimensions to help out cringe avengers.

Or Eren dying from being decapitated when Reiner stuffed his head up his asshole and survived. Eren somehow being a head behind teeth and Mikasa knowing this.

None of it makes sense in the story. None of it deserves to be 'thought out' more. Because it never was. Isayama is an autistic child going "And then this happened and then this happened and then this happened and then this happened" I wouldn't be shocked if he wrote none of the flash backs and they were just the editor's forcing him to do something ANYTHING to make this shitpile remotely coherent. And don't give me this "OH BUT TYHE WORM" trash when its introduced 30 seconds from the end as a rushed explanation when it didn't EVER FUCKING EXIST ANYWHERE ELSE....EVER. Get fucked. No, because you rush to fill it in doesn't make it remotely acceptable. Its clear its a bullshit answer because Isayama wrote himself into a corner like a stupid little bitch.

That's the explanation. He didn't know how to make Eren lose because he effectively wrote himself into a corner so he had to just make Eren go "ok, you win, i totes give up guys" and even THEN I don't think he knew it until he wrote the last chapter. Because if Eren is just going to make them win and go for the Ledouche plan, why do you need a worm? Why do you need magical undead people to warp outside of time and space to help you? Hint: You don't. Because he didn't know how the fuck to do it and then just tried to justify everything at the last second.

This story is a bunch of pretentious dogshit trying to masquerade as deep. I mean, I've seen bad endings before. But rarely do I see a shaggy dog like this. A tale that is long, incoherent and ultimately pointless. Its basically, "What if I make a violent retard the hero of the story?" Yeah, everyone knows what happens if you do that. We don't need a ten year story detailing how a violent retard fucks up and can't figure out how to use literal time travel and time manipulation to save an island the size of Madagascar.

Even my fucking high school writing teacher had us ask ourselves: "Is this an interesting story that needs to be told?" The answer is no, no it fucking isn't, because even brain dead fucking morons will tell you that a violent retard as the hero will fuck it up. So we don't need a story of him fucking up and being a violent retard. (by the by, this wasn't what the story was about, its just Isayama pretending that he knew all along when he just stumbled into corner after corner and had no clue how to write his way out of it once his editors told him Hitler couldn't win WWII).
Sorry to double-post, but, uh, guys? The leaks have been confirmed, and people are not happy. To be fair, it's mostly just people bitching about their ship getting sunk, Mikasa still wearing the fucking scarf and how her being old now must mean Levi's dead (he is, the leaks confirm it. HOORAY!), and the Jean tag is bloated by people thinking it means "jean" as in the clothing, but still.

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Edit: Oh my god, Jean and Mikasa had at least two kids! Get rekt, Eren! :story:
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ITS REAL AHAHAAH
GET FUCKED
EREN'S A CUCK

Based Isayama burning his story down with no survivors. How did he think this was a fucking good idea, HOW. Eren accomplishes NOTHING. He FAILS AT EVERYTHING. Jean comes there daily to piss on his grave. Paradis gets burned to the fucking ground. Holy God. This story is so fucking terrible, anyone who thinks this is good is a fucking idiot.
Ending was so trash Isayama had to write a Public Service Announcement
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I think he should have just trolled his audience by making it canon that AoT Junior high was just watching it as a movie.
Anime adaptions are universally trash and the likelihood of an anime adaptions following the plot at all is basically 0%. Hollywood typically uses niche hobby (or what they think are niche hobbies) to recycle scripts they don't use in order for brand name recognition. Almost all video game movies start out as another script and then are roughly hacked into place to 'fit' the video game or anime they're referencing.

The likelihood of Attack on Titan the movie following the manga is a -1000% percent. Hollywood thinks its shit doesn't stink and typically has the reverse problem of manga with adaptions. While anime sometimes follows the manga too closely, sometimes to its own detriment (copying bad story arcs and endings), Hollywood does the polar opposite: It strays as much as humanly possible, no matter the detriment.

So I have no doubt that the live action version will be shit, if it ever happens.
 
That means Ymir found an Autism Spine from somebodies dead body...which means we still don't have any actual idea where the Titan power came from
I didn't read that much AOT and most likely never will but Isamaya uses religious themes doesn't he? In my opinion he could have used the story of David & Goliath as inspiration to explain or at least hint where the Titan power is coming from.

I use religious themes as inspiration in my writings too and even if I don't know much about aot it reminds me of a twisted nightmare version of David vs. Goliath.
 
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