Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StraightShooter2]

Which is exactly why Russell has to ask prozzies beforehand what their rates are.
Can't fuck one who charges $$$$ when he only has $$$.

From what I can tell, Russ splurges on his "love quest" expenses (such as music production), but beyond that, he's an absolute cheapskate who won't spend a penny more on anything than he has to if he doesn't think it's directly-related to getting him sex.

No haircut, a years-old stinky suit that's never been dry-cleaned, an "attraction sign" drawn with a sharpie - not to mention gifts to hookers like a Dollar Store Valentine's balloon and gas station flowers - once he's already inserted the maximum amount of money he thinks he has to in order to "get sex", he penny pinches on everything else to a level that would make Scrooge McDuck or Mr. Krabs blush.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

forgot to give Russ 30 extra fingers so I came up with this monstrosity.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I'm still fucking dying at his Y's

Gameshow idea: instead of the game "who said it - a drunk or a toddler", we do "who wrote it - a toddler or Russell Greer"

The best part of the Taylor sign for me will always be not being able to fit "kickstarter" on the line. This is the most important sign in the world to accomplish his goal of wooing Taylor, yet apparently it's also one take as he can't get another poster board and actually write the shit correctly. Just wedge the "er" in underneath to look as sloppy as possible and go!

 

[BIG CATS]

I've been to exactly one restaurant that didn't list the prices on the menu. It was in San Francisco, and I wasn't paying. I suspect the bread they served before the main course cost as much as my laptop. Russ has no conception how people who aren't him live. That's why he honestly thinks he can compete with guys who can fly instagram models to the tropics for the weekend on a whim. He just can't grasp he's waaaaaay out of his element. If Yovanna even sees this ridiculous attempt to get in her pants, she'll laugh about it and decline. Then we get the meltdown we've come to expect.

I didn't know menus without prices were a thing.

Spoiler: Fine dining sperg

Many restaurants like that serve corporate accounts in NYC, SF, etc. Frequently the person “paying” is just throwing down the company card to entertain guests/clients/colleagues. Hell, last I knew even the French Laundry ($300+ per head without wine) printed prices. Also required you to pay something like $150 deposit just for the reservation, if you can get one at all.

That does make me wonder, what is the best food Russ has eaten? Couldn’t be Olive Garden? I’d imagine his parents cooked better at home than anything he’s had since.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Spoiler: Fine dining sperg

Many restaurants like that serve corporate accounts in NYC, SF, etc. Frequently the person “paying” is just throwing down the company card to entertain guests/clients/colleagues. Hell, last I knew even the French Laundry ($300+ per head without wine) printed prices. Also required you to pay something like $150 deposit just for the reservation, if you can get one at all.

That does make me wonder, what is the best food Russ has eaten? Couldn’t be Olive Garden? I’d imagine his parents cooked better at home than anything he’s had since.

I think he took a hooker to the Cheesecake Factory - but I doubt he's ever set food in a Michelin Star restaurant.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

That does make me wonder, what is the best food Russ has eaten? Couldn’t be Olive Garden? I’d imagine his parents cooked better at home than anything he’s had since.

I honestly don't think he gets a lot of pleasure out of food since he can't chew it properly and has to choke everything down.
The day after I had my wisdom teeth out, my family went to one of those hibachi places. I usually enjoy a good hibachi steak, but as it turns out it's much less tasty when you have to just swallow tiny pieces and bypass your teeth. You barely get any of the flavor of the food even if you let it sit on your tongue, since chewing releases the juices and flavors of the food.

So Russell probably has no use for fine dining or fancy foods.


Regarding the mask: Russell keeps his nose out of his mask selfies for two reasons. One, because he's not actually wearing the mask in photos to be safe, he's wearing it to disguise his ratmouth maw. The photos he posts with his nose out are either outside or seemingly in his own home, both of which people usually don't wear masks for.
And two, because he'd have to smell his own breath if his nose were in the mask, and you know his mouth fucking stinks.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

vegas vegas vegas vegas vegas
he really seems to think that vegas is super impressive to normies and that living there makes him super cool lol

To his very sheltered upbringing the idea that Vegas being where all the sin is makes sense. After all it's known as "Sin City" and to a Mormon it's got to be the edgiest place in the universe. Couple that with how brothels are legal in certain parts of Nevada and it's the perfect place for Pipsqueak to shake off his Mormon chains and start living for one.

Vegas, if you took away the casinos wouldn't be very interesting and would be like Phoenix Arizona.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF
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You know, definition of insanity and all that...
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Russell's book gives us insight into the next phase of the Russ cycle. Next, he will slowly escalate the stalker behavior - he'll research Yovanna's agents, professional contacts, and family. He'll start spamming Yovanna and everyone around her with the song, send flowers to her house, and generally make a nuisance of himself. When he's inevitably told to fuck off, the real fun begins.

He'll have an "epiphany" about some "duty" that Yovanna owes him. The exact details of what duty Yovanna owes him at this point are irrelevant - we just know that Russ will find something. He'll scour case law with a confirmation bias for anything that even remotely appears to support his victim complex. Hopefully Nevada small claims court is less patient with Russ than Utah small claims court.

 

[Drowningman]

Any word on how he is handling his rejection from the judge on No oral arguments yet?
If he does meltdown over Yovanna, the shitshow if he tries to sue her will be non stop hilarious.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Motion for a hearing denied

Spoiler: Image

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Edit: It seems that my prediction that it won't be granted was correct.

Nick covers this here:

Link is already timestamped to the time he starts talking about Russ

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Since yall liked the last one here's another one.

 

[Constellationzero]

you're being autistic, those of us who need to wear a mask but still want to actually breathe at the same time wear it like that.



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Ah yes, Fuck my shit up aside...

THEE Suit Complete with spots/stains, ill-fitting, garbage Windsor knot, and the shirt and tie were probably washed in either the same bathtub or the toilet to save space and extra steps.
Yovanna will surely be impressed (not in the way he thinks though).

 

[SamTheEagle]

I didn't know menus without prices were a thing.

I've found two restaurant in my area whose one-page websites had absolutely nothing but reservation information.

 

[Meredith Swift]

There's a lot of fancy-lite type restaurants in Vegas that are affordable enough for your average person to splurge on once in awhile. Momofuku, for example, would cost less than a brothel romp but still be a nice date that's a million times better than Olive Garden. But Russ is too dumb to waste time on that.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Help stop the spread of germs -- clean your hands by wiping them directly on your camera lens.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Spoiler: Fine dining sperg

Many restaurants like that serve corporate accounts in NYC, SF, etc. Frequently the person “paying” is just throwing down the company card to entertain guests/clients/colleagues. Hell, last I knew even the French Laundry ($300+ per head without wine) printed prices. Also required you to pay something like $150 deposit just for the reservation, if you can get one at all.

That does make me wonder, what is the best food Russ has eaten? Couldn’t be Olive Garden? I’d imagine his parents cooked better at home than anything he’s had since.

A date took me to a restaurant that had two menus, one for the ladies and one for the men.
The men's menu had the prices, the women's didn't. I was told it was so the woman wouldn't order the cheapest thing on the menu as to not embarrass her date.
I don't remember the name of the place, it was in San Francisco over 30 years ago.
I can't imagine something like that would fly in Woke City these days.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

A date took me to a restaurant that had two menus, one for the ladies and one for the men.
The men's menu had the prices, the women's didn't. I was told it was so the woman wouldn't order the cheapest thing on the menu as to not embarrass her date.
I don't remember the name of the place, it was in San Francisco over 30 years ago.
I can't imagine something like that would fly in Woke City these days.

Having seperate menus is a good idea. When I used to date around it would bother me when the girl would order the cheapest thing on the menu, or just a Cesar salad. That's what I love about my wife, she almost always orders seafood or a ribeye steak.

 

[DumbDude42]

That's what I love about my wife, she almost always orders seafood or a ribeye steak.

based wife

 

[moocow]

I was told it was so the woman wouldn't order the cheapest thing on the menu as to not embarrass her date.

It probably also helped avoid the other end of that problem -- the woman ordering the most expensive thing on the menu to wring as much out of her date as possible prior to blue-balling him later in the evening and sending him home.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It probably also helped avoid the other end of that problem -- the woman ordering the most expensive thing on the menu to wring as much out of her date as possible prior to blue-balling him later in the evening and sending him home.

While normally I frown on gold diggers, I think it would hilarious if one encountered Russ and decided to have some fun at his expense. He doesn't have anything worth taking but if Russ thought a woman was actually interested in him, she could make him jump through all sorts of hoops before she got bored.