DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Satoi]

Somebody did a superchat of $24 to hit the vest goal of $100

"Thank you but superchats don't count towards the tips goal! It's a shame that you did that..."

I know you're just supposed to sit back and laugh, but this is actually disgusting..
S-H-A-M-E-L-E-S-S

 

[DeeTracktor]

''I need money to pay my bills''

''It's a shame Superchats dont count''


Buisness degree everyone

 

[PieceofShet]

Funny thing is, if he was still a twitch partner, he would not address this thing. Maybe a sarcastic "good for them".

EDIT:

Wish I had a time capsule.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Give me the dumb bitch with her tits out in a pool over the fat pre-op wop lying & crying about being broke every day. Yes, piggy's morals are about as shallow as a Twitch thot's personality. Except Phil doesn't even have looks and amazingly manages to be twice as stupid. And it's funny because you know he would abandon his faux morals in a heartbeat for that sweet partnership check. Hell, if the "moral high ground" was a physical place and not metaphorical, Phil would leap feet first, hoping he could break his leg and then look around for someone to sue.

 

[harbinger]

He used to work at some place that sold smoothies and salads (or sandwiches?) if I recall correctly. Think he said that was his favorite job as well, oddly enough.

It was his favorite because that’s the only job he didn’t fired from.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I honestly don't know what's funnier the one hundred vest goal or ReviewTevhUSA fifty for guerilla nips.

Can we agree that the are both fat and pathetic just meeting in the middle lol? The vests are so bad plus if its a heatwave of 70F, he can't fulfill his tips goal promise. I also wish I was watching the stream where he blew bubbles live, I caught it a bit later. Then blames the lameness on the horse cuz it was her idea(points thumb). The 100th vest video made my question my faith in humanity too.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Phill is married dood , twitch let's his children see tits and ass , NO that money is his and he doesn't want them doing a derich and blowing their loads on some titty streamer.

This cunts been snorting line of dust of his consoles at night , I swear

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

When I was younger, I spent my first real check on a backwards compatible PS3. Babied it, gave it extra room, cleaned it regularly, and it lasted only 4 years. Yet this slob cramps all his shit together, never wipes it down, and it all somehow lasts. How none of his consoles overheat is beyond me

I don't like animal cruelty but with his setup and jasper's love of wires when do you think the ETA is for a scene similar to Christmas Vacation where the griswalds cat mess with the christmas tree lights? His filthiness causes 90% of his problems but then again its a familiar number cuz he causes 90% of his problems. I'm a music person so the two songs that remind me of dave are Lit-My Own Worst Enemy and Bob Seger- Ramblin' Gamblin' Man lol.

 

[gaarashatan]

Funny thing is, if he was still a twitch partner, he would not address this thing. Maybe a sarcastic "good for them".

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Wish I had a time capsule.
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The guy who jerked off on twitch now hates them for the gross content after they removed hom, the guy who preys on the gullible and stupid now hates others who do.

Never change phil

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Yeah, he willingly paid ~$250,000 for a middle unit condo. Dude actually chose to have shared walls on both sides.

Think its because he's lonely and happy to think someone else is listening to him for unrecorded khando prestreams? Pretty sure he would yell the ways his Khando mates could help him continue doing the hobby that turned into the job he loves so much. Twitter can only give so much interaction to dave and walls rarely talk back...accept in CT.

The guy who jerked off on twitch now hates them for the gross content after they removed hom, the guy who preys on the gullible and stupid now hates others who do.

Never change phil

Hey spongebob! Phil is the victim here(points thumb) and I agree. pool bitches and liberal mentally ill kids like you, yes you took his cushy twitch gig away....okay? sound good lol? You gotta think logically man lol

 

[ReentryPhantom]

The guy who jerked off on twitch now hates them for the gross content after they removed hom, the guy who preys on the gullible and stupid now hates others who do.

Never change phil

He didn't jerk off on twitch. He was streaming on YouTube at the time, DUMMY! DEBUNKED!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He did in the most Phil way possible. He recorded himself doing various things in front of the greenscreen and then expected his fans to make their own stuff with the clips. Obviously to everyone, except Phil I guess, detractors had a lot of fun with the footage. Here are the raw clips in one video.

DSP Green Screen Footage

Green Screen Footage of DarkSydePhil all in one video. I'll have a link down below to the site I use to download videos. Enjoy! Can't wait to see what memes ...

www.youtube.com

I love the fact that Leanna points out that Phil waddles as he walks.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I actually don't think he'll touch his Patreon in the foreseeable future at all, even if one of his dozen or so active donators tells him that some of his information is out of date. Because if he's easily able to do for bare minimum on there and soak up some easy cash from inactive and gullible retards, why all of sudden should he drop everything and suddenly make an effort to improve anything he can to give back to his fans?

I think before this last patreon push he still had about what $300? The last patreon upload of his is from Feb 2018 lol. He'll do the no effort thing and collect. I don't even think he could send fans autographed game cases since everything is a digital purchase now. He is so delusional not only to think it but lie too that he cares about his fans. His level of caring only peaks when there is a WWE gacha contest or the tanqueray bottle is low lol. Edit: Plus it could really hurt his bottom line if he sends things to fans.

I think before this last patreon push he still had about what $300? The last patreon upload of his is from Feb 2018 lol. He'll do the no effort thing and collect. I don't even think he could send fans autographed game cases since everything is a digital purchase now. He is so delusional not only to think it but lie too that he cares about his fans. His level of caring only peaks when there is a WWE gacha contest or the tanqueray bottle is low lol.

Edit: Plus sending stuff to fans hurts his bottom line.

This is the same man who spent hours grinding in Like A Dragon for the uber dungeon and then when he fails the first time he flips his lid and proceeds to quit the damn thing.

the audience made him quit actually, I remember this vividly because Phil was willing to do ANOTHER month of grinding to attempt the dungeon again

after a poll and the chat trashing the game because it was boring as fuck to watch him grind, Phil pulled the "My youtube audience, please tell me what you think!" bullshit

I'd say he was being hyperbolic...but this is Phil we're talking about.

Phil would actually need 5 hours to do stages 1-3. The only reason he can do shorter, say 2 hours to get to his current boss, is because of the teleport point that lets you skip world 2 entirely

 

[NynchLiggers]

The guy who jerked off on twitch now hates them for the gross content after they removed hom, the guy who preys on the gullible and stupid now hates others who do.

Never change phil

Honestly, this post-khet pussywhipped phil is more bearable than the hyper-coomer one displayed in his Danganronpa 1 & 2 and another gameplays, I know this may sound like A-logging but there were some streams where he did borderline pedophilic comments.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Edit: Plus sending stuff to fans hurts his bottom line.

Edit: I'm a mahran and accidently replied to myself instead of editing my post. It's still early...if a mahd could help clean my opsie. Thank you

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Edit: I'm a mahran and accidently replied to myself instead of editing my post. It's still early...if a mahd could help clean my opsie. Thank you

There should be 2 buttons under your own posts, one is Edit and the one right next to it is Delete. I'm saying should because I dunno if you're a phoneposter and I never accessed KF with a phone so I don't know if the site looks different on phone.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Funny thing is, if he was still a twitch partner, he would not address this thing. Maybe a sarcastic "good for them".

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Reminds me of that pool party Phil went to and wouldn't get in the pool even though it was like just a little above waste deep water, he just waddled around filming like a fucking autist. There was even a girl in the pool in her swimsuit and Phil filmed it and uploaded it to his old vlog channel. Phil was uploading girls in their swimsuits to his YouTube channel in 2009.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

Give me the dumb bitch with her tits out in a pool over the fat pre-op wop lying & crying about being broke every day. Yes, piggy's morals are about as shallow as a Twitch thot's personality. Except Phil doesn't even have looks and amazingly manages to be twice as stupid. And it's funny because you know he would abandon his faux morals in a heartbeat for that sweet partnership check. Hell, if the "moral high ground" was a physical place and not metaphorical, Phil would leap feet first, hoping he could break his leg and then look around for someone to sue.

The Twitch thot will 100% be more appreciative of a $1 tip than Phil ever will be. He will be sure to remind you that he actually only gets about 65 cents of that $1 tip because Paypal takes 35 cents.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Reminds me of that pool party Phil went to and wouldn't get in the pool even though it was like just a little above waste deep water, he just waddled around filming like a fucking autist. There was even a girl in the pool in her swimsuit and Phil filmed it and uploaded it to his old vlog channel. Phil was uploading girls in their swimsuits to his YouTube channel in 2009.

*girl splashes dude in pool
HEY YOU'RE GONNA GET WATER IN THE BEER
Meanwhile they're drinking Bush. Shit's already 80% water dude. I bet the water in that pool was more pure than most of the gene pools there. Holy shit how white trash, and to think Phil wouldn't be caught dead at a Wal-Mart today.

 

[Hot Dog]

The Twitch thot will 100% be more appreciative of a $1 tip than Phil ever will be. He will be sure to remind you that he actually only gets about 65 cents of that $1 tip because Paypal takes 35 cents.

Agree. I have more respect for Twitch Thots than Phil. At least they know what they are about and don't hide their intentions. It's sorta sad and gross in some ways, but if it works it works. Better personalities too, but that's not saying much.