E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I think the schedule this year has already set the tone. Ubisoft, Gearbox, IGN Expo all before Microsoft or Nintendo. I can smell the stench of awkward pre-recorded stage presentations from here

 

[X Pac Heat]

I think there's still cool shit that could be done with capeshit games. Planet Hulk would be a fun premise, Lobo Space Biker Road Rash/Beat em Up combo, Captain America WW2 FPS, turn based Fantastsic Four RPG, etc.

See, you say that, but I still remember when that cool Captain America movie tie in game got shit on by everyone for being too much like Arkham. I can only imagine a Cap FPS would get shit on for being too much like CoD or something.

 

[Snekposter]

See, you say that, but I still remember when that cool Captain America movie tie in game got shit on by everyone for being too much like Arkham. I can only imagine a Cap FPS would get shit on for being too much like CoD or something.

Which is why you make it like a T-rated Wolfenstein. Disney won't let anything be M-rated, but you can still have over the top villains, snappy one liners, and lots of superhero-on-hydrabot violence. I mean, realistically a Captain America FPS would be as bloody and brutal as the new Doom games, complete with GLORY FREEDOM KILLS as you rip off a Nazi's jawbone and then shove the ends through his eye sockets or cut them in half with shield throws, but we all know there's no such things as nice things in this existence.

 

[Elysian]

Which is why you make it like a T-rated Wolfenstein. Disney won't let anything be M-rated, but you can still have over the top villains, snappy one liners, and lots of superhero-on-hydrabot violence. I mean, realistically a Captain America FPS would be as bloody and brutal as the new Doom games, complete with GLORY FREEDOM KILLS as you rip off a Nazi's jawbone and then shove the ends through his eye sockets or cut them in half with shield throws, but we all know there's no such things as nice things in this existence.

I reckon if it was done well a T-rated Wolfenstein kinda deal with Captain America could work. I know Simpsons Hit and Run is pretty fondly remembered and that game was basically just a family friendly pg clean version of Grand Theft Auto.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Which is why you make it like a T-rated Wolfenstein. Disney won't let anything be M-rated, but you can still have over the top villains, snappy one liners, and lots of superhero-on-hydrabot violence. I mean, realistically a Captain America FPS would be as bloody and brutal as the new Doom games, complete with GLORY FREEDOM KILLS as you rip off a Nazi's jawbone and then shove the ends through his eye sockets or cut them in half with shield throws, but we all know there's no such things as nice things in this existence.

Captain America isn't the Punisher, dude.

 

[Titos]

Captain America isn't the Punisher, dude.

I'd play a Punisher game by Id, only better studio would be old school Remedy imo.

 

[White Devil]

I'd play a Punisher game by Id, only better studio would be old school Remedy imo.

Best Punisher game was the one on PS2. Would love a modern remaster of that done by the right studio.

 

[Slimy Time]

I completely forgot this shit existed because covid cancelled it last year. Didn't miss it and it should have stayed dead. Just vertical slices and lies peddled to players and an excuse for professional game journos to justify their existence.

 

[Gingervitis]

Tbh I’m only in it for Nintendo, Dragon Quest, and indie shit. I know I’ll never get Star Fox, F-Zero, Dragon Quest 12 footage, info on that DQ9 remake they were planning, or Persona games on Switch, but I can dream.

 

[Bastard_Call]

I think the schedule this year has already set the tone. Ubisoft, Gearbox, IGN Expo all before Microsoft or Nintendo. I can smell the stench of awkward pre-recorded stage presentations from here

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So will Elden Ring be showcased at the Xbox or the Bamco slot?

 

[Gingervitis]

So will Elden Ring be showcased at the Xbox or the Bamco slot?

Two questions
1. Will it be another Souls-lite?
2. It’s not Xbox console exclusive, is it?

 

[Titos]

So will Elden Ring be showcased at the Xbox or the Bamco slot?

Neither, fat fuck hasn't finished writing the lore for it since he's too worried about the Great Ones tax policy.

 

[Bastard_Call]

Two questions
1. Will it be another Souls-lite?
2. It’s not Xbox console exclusive, is it?

1. Souls-lite? That'd be like calling Bayonetta a DMC-lite.
2. No, it was slated to release on all last-gen consoles before being delayed into the current gen. Xbox just has an exclusive promotional agreement. That may have expired since though.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Two questions
1. Will it be another Souls-lite?
2. It’s not Xbox console exclusive, is it?

It will be.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Tbh I’m only in it for Nintendo, Dragon Quest, and indie shit. I know I’ll never get Star Fox, F-Zero, Dragon Quest 12 footage, info on that DQ9 remake they were planning, or Persona games on Switch, but I can dream.

12 is supposed to be running on UE5 which means it's still very early in development. They may show off artwork, but I'd be surprised if we got like a full minute of new trailer footage.

Bandai Namco is supposedly having a bunch of Tales of announcements.

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

Not even worth sperging about women,trannys,nigger worship expo.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I'd play a Punisher game by Id, only better studio would be old school Remedy imo.

RIP Raven.

Though a cap themed FPS would focus on melee combat I think, but Xeno Clash and Breakdown are too old and niche to be used as inspiration. Ditto for Urban Chaos' shield based gameplay. They also aren't easy to fill with micro transactions.

If a cap themed FPS is real, then I'm going to guess it's either a multiplayer game with heroes like Star Wars Battlefront, or it's going to be a VR or motion control game.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

So will Elden Ring be showcased at the Xbox or the Bamco slot?

Elden ring isn't even a real game. Miyazaki just through a trailer together to get people to stop asking him what he was making yet. He's spent the last several years just trying to find more ways to make Berserk without buying a license for it or infringing on copyright.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I wonder if it's true that Kojima's mech game is a macross game.

 

[Dark Edea]

Elden ring isn't even a real game. Miyazaki just through a trailer together to get people to stop asking him what he was making yet. He's spent the last several years just trying to find more ways to make Berserk without buying a license for it or infringing on copyright.

OHHH~ ELDEN RING. COOOOOOMING.