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He's being featured today. YouTube like him again.

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Although the guy with 508 viewers was gifted the game by Sony, is playing in a modern 2k resolution (looks fantastic), started playing within 4 minutes of starting the stream and talks to chat (multiple chat channels). That's why he has 1.75m subs I guess. Although he looks like a knob he doesn't sound like one. He's only half a DSP.

Nah, he's not being featured. There's simply not a lot of people with 200+ viewers live streaming the game on Youtube. Select 'Wordwide', and you'll see literally only 6 channels that have over 200 viewers.

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Youtube is still a scuffed version of Twitch when it comes to live streaming games, and the viewer count is pretty abysmal on Youtube compared to Twitch.
 
Youtube is still a scuffed version of Twitch when it comes to live streaming games, and the viewer count is pretty abysmal on Youtube compared to Twitch.
Leave it to Phil to somehow manage to be almost entirely unaffected by that fact, too. Yeah, he was better off having Twitch as a platform, even without a partnership, but look at how things have worked out for him thus far. It's not exactly killing him in a way that he concerns himself with. He should, but he doesn't, and that's probably why it'll be awhile before he goes crawling back to Twitch. It's going to take the loss of OiC to hit his wallet enough. It shouldn't, anybody else would be panicing, but he's a pigroach. Never sees the forest for the trees, even when those trees are on fucking fire, and chucking their burning limbs at him.
 
This commentary is like a mix of late night kitchen product infomercial "not an actor" testimony of how great the product is, mixed with toddler TV shows like Dora or bob the builder and E3 "live" demo gamer voice chat.

he DEFINITELY noticed how much twitter attention people who praised the game were getting from insomniac and is chasing that clout.
 
Going by that Only Iced Coffee could also be
  • James The Lesser
  • Light Syde Paul
  • Lyte Syde Bill
  • Dark Syde Phil
  • Dark Syde Detective
  • Review Tech USA
  • Low Tier God
Or maybe... Nigel of Ukip

If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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Nigel was always the double agent, he played us like a damm fiddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Nah, he's not being featured. There's simply not a lot of people with 200+ viewers live streaming the game on Youtube. Select 'Wordwide', and you'll see literally only 6 channels that have over 200 viewers.

which honestly sucks because it think youtube is a much better platform as someone who mostly uses my phone to watch videos, the twitch app is such dogshit

But man, open my Twitter and Phil’s has like 3 bad takes in a row today, from shitting on FF7R for not being an RPG(even though it absolutely is, like what an actual tard take) even though he just quit an RPG, he’s going really hard to say how much he loves whoever this black guy is that got cast as wesker but doesn’t know his name, and apparently the visuals of the new ratchet game are so good hes having a hard time distinguishing anything with his old man eyes.

I wonder how much his gameplay would improve as a whole if he just played games at his desk on a monitor instead of his garbage couch TV setup that he clearly can’t see
 
More new 'art'. This time featuring Phil as Uncle Sam.
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Nice. Can barely read the text. And very disturbing.

I want you to tip me! I really do!! Ok?

Do you think OiC self flaggelates on nights where Dave doesn't hit the tips goal?

"I'm so sorry daddy I needed to pay the electric bill today" , while he whips himself with jumper cables kind of thing.
Absolutely, he grabs his cables, flings open his closet in his own condo. His eyes race immediately to his small but lovingly crafted pig shrine at the base of said closet. He gulps down some tears as he begins the lashing. “Oh papa Phil oh, oh no! “ snorting hard with every lick of the whip. “Gotta stay pahsitive”.
 
trolls keep losing
TROLLS ARE SEETHING

Tbh, his paypigs are in an endless loop here. Because if they give money to Phil, me and many others are happy because we like to watch them fall for that scam.

If they don't tip, detractors are happy because Phil will not get the golden hulkster or whatever.

Paypigs can't win... That's so sad... Anyway, TIP
 
On the subject of finances... I just wanted to highlight this from last night's stream:

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$15 + $9 = $26. He even says it out loud...

Jesus fucking Christ, man, the dude can't even solve a primary school-level math question. No wonder he had to file for bankruptcy.

I still can't get over this. Someone donates $9.98 and Phil's instinct is to round DOWN to $9 because he's constantly trying to move the goalposts and make everyone think he isn't getting money.

But he was so drunk he couldn't do elementary school math and went the other way. Maybe if he'd actually rounded up to $10 he could have handled the taxing problem of 15 + 10 instead of 15 + 9. Don't stream drunk, kids.
 
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