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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
11 Cria Babies!!!

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Wild troon appear! I haven't combed their twitty yet but maybe its the blondie
 

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I think it was Skye, Bonnie's husband thing, that was trying to set up a DnD group at the local library and was denied because of noise issues.
Correct! The library veto'd it because 'it will attract hooligans and encourage bad behaviour'. Lol bye Sky

The real reason was of course that the library knows about the unhinged armed troons in town and Sky wanted to aim his D&D at the local youth.
 
(Catching up after a long break from the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch's battle against Earls onslaught of hurtful comments over the internet totes real gun battles u guies.

The local law had a few things to say about the lack of reports and all.
For reference, here is that NPR audio:
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MARY LOUISE KELLY, HOST:

To Colorado now and a story about neighbors and fences. The owners of the Tenacious Unicorn sheep and alpaca ranch say they have had to build a high fence around their property because of harassment. They are trans, and they say their conservative neighbors won't accept them. Colorado Public Radio's Dan Boyce reports.

(SOUNDBITE OF ENGINE TURNING)

DAN BOYCE, BYLINE: Eight-foot-tall wooden fence posts - 2 feet in the ground, 6 above.

BONNIE NELSON: So right now, we have around 360 posts.

BOYCE: Tenacious Unicorn Ranch co-owner Bonnie Nelson expects they'll probably need another couple hundred to erect the tall wire fence completely around their 40 acres of dry pastureland.

(SOUNDBITE OF JACKHAMMER RUNNING)

BOYCE: Nelson and co-owner Penny Logue are both wearing black ball caps and layers of worn work clothes. It's a cold morning. And as always, they have semiautomatic pistols strapped to their thighs. Mess with us, Nelson says, and we'll mess back.

NELSON: All we want is to be left alone.

PENNY LOGUE: We're a group of trans women trying to create a haven for trans people.

BOYCE: Penny Logue says they're building a commune where LGBTQ people can feel safe and welcome and isolated from discrimination they say they face in traditional cisgender society.

SHANNON BYERLY: I mean, I feel saddened that anyone - I don't care race, color, creed, religion, lifestyle, I don't care - would live in Custer County and feel that they were in jeopardy.

BOYCE: That's Custer County Sheriff Shannon Byerly. He says the ranchers haven't really been all that hospitable since moving in last year. He says most residents didn't even know they were here initially.

BYERLY: And then all a sudden this newspaper article comes out and they - well, I don't want to put words in their mouths, but, you know, they just were pretty disparaging about the citizens in general in Custer County.

BOYCE: In numerous press accounts, Logue details severe online threats, multiple instances of local harassment and even armed trespassing on the property itself. Sheriff Byerly says his office was never contacted about these incidents. He says the security fortifications the ranchers are installing do not indicate they want to be part of the community.

BYERLY: I don't think they did themselves any favors by taking that approach.

BOYCE: Some local conservatives say the ranchers are exaggerating their claims of persecution in order to bring in large amounts of cash through online fundraising. The ranch's latest effort on the website GoFundMe currently stands at more than $115,000. Penny Logue calls this criticism a straw man argument. Logue says they've tried to form bonds with their neighbors through recycling efforts, doing handiwork, starting a community garden in Westcliffe. She says it's just there's a small group of locals who make their lives difficult.

LOGUE: This county is stuffed full of downright amazing people, and that has nothing to do with politics. We have a lot of friends that are conservative, but we don't have any friends that are Nazis.

BOYCE: The new fence will add security to the ranch on top of recently installed surveillance cameras.

LOGUE: I think that we can, when we choose to engage, be out in the community engaging. And when we shut our gates - because this world is a little bit much sometimes.

BOYCE: When that happens, she says, they should get to leave the outside world behind just like anyone else.

For NPR News, I'm Dan Boyce in Westcliffe, Colo.
Nice whitepill having the local PD saying that Earls army is nonesence.

I love this, they are taking an interview with them and they are sitting there with a plate carrier on holding a rifle. As if at any time they would need to return fire, and yet, they are crying. This really is some /k/ trans larp that went too far isn't it.
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What the fuck is this?

Also, the sawdust will probably make them clean the stove, so we'll have to reset the grease-watch.
Its what happenes when a group of emotionally stunted men share a kitchen

"I'm not sure we know if alpaca societies have gendered concepts."
Please take those poor animals away holy fuck.
yet they segregate them by gender (not well as they have had already 11 new births this season and proberaly more to come.

Sky's the "ranch manager"? Surprised it's not Bonnie or Penny given they're the owners (or Bonnie's parents and Penny, anyway).
Also, skimming through that clip it looks like Penny sent in a pic of her son from when he was over last year.
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Poor kid.
I also noticed Penny repeated that story about them turning alpaca yarn into hats, socks, insoles, dryer balls... so they could "take them to market". I cannot envisage the tranch making actual items out of alpaca wool to sell and not selling them online.
"Manager" in the fast food sence, where they do pretty much all the heavy lifting with the added bonus of being the person to yell at when shit goes wrong.

Sky, the same dude who keeps asking questions on twitter like "Why the fuck is this alpcas vagina bleeding?" or "How do we stop these chicken eggs from freezing over".
 
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Brb, need to have my irony meter repaired. I think the Obliviousness Shunt overheated.
As others said before, this is like being a roofer and bragging about falling off a roof. Shit happens. It doesn't make you a badass to get hurt on the job. The only way Phil will ever be hard is by standing up to Earl's militia and stacking bodies like cordwood.
 
How many jobs is it going to take to finish the earthship? I guess I was wrong and they can't just grift out the money to finish it on a whim.
I've mad animal farm comparisons before so another one is in order. The earthship is meant to be the windmill. It took Animal Farm years to complete it and fully modernize the farm to 20th century. However whereas the windmill took forever to build because of a lack of construction equipment and sabotage, The earthship will never be finished because the tranchers are too lazy and intept to do so.

Give Orwell's pigs some credit, they knew how to hide their greed and laziness behind concepts like doublethink and maanipulation, the tranch has one of those down but fail at the other.
 
I went and looked at the owners of the garden plot they dug the drain at the other day and it isn't owned by the town as I figured. It's part of the subdivision behind the school. The owners live in Houston and don't own any other property in Custer County. Interesting is that the parcel is listed as tax exempt, so the owners may have some sort of agreement with the town for use as a community garden until they retire and build a home there or something.

The house they're landscaping the flower bed at is the one directly north of the garden on the east side of Mission Drive. You can see the arch and the flat roofed home with the viga beams through the arch.

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Brb, need to have my irony meter repaired. I think the Obliviousness Shunt overheated.
Penny: “hahah chuds calling us weak, our animals hate us so much they attack us regularly and we even have guns, us trans folx are not weak :smug:

ok dude

*entire ranch melts down into tears and blocks/reports them*
 
Can anyone tell me if my memory is correct about that somewhere earlier in this thread there is a post about one of the ranchers having books that involved a post apocalypse world where there was a nuclear war and that they had to survive in tunnels?
i wanted to read those books but i lost some saved info on my pc.
 
Insert joke about Earl wearing his sheep fursuit and doing some sick wrestling moves on Penny before escaping into the distance unharmed.
Bah Gawd he's been broken in half!

Can anyone tell me if my memory is correct about that somewhere earlier in this thread there is a post about one of the ranchers having books that involved a post apocalypse world where there was a nuclear war and that they had to survive in tunnels?
i wanted to read those books but i lost some saved info on my pc.
Sounds like the Metro series. Of course knowing the Tranchers it's probably some YA Hunger Games trash though.
 
How many jobs is it going to take to finish the earthship? I guess I was wrong and they can't just grift out the money to finish it on a whim.
Aren't earthships unrealistic scams? They also fell for the alpaca scam. An animal that costs more money to maintain than could ever be recouped. What will they fall for next? I'm surprised they don't sell Herbalife and Cutco knives on their yarn site. Idiots.

Grifters getting grifted will never not be funny. The biggest retards are the people giving money to the tranch to get rid of that knucklehead, Earl.
 
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