DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DiabeticSP]

Maybe Khet is being unhappy with him bringing in less and less money and is now looking for ways to make him suffer. Since Phil loves food so much she now can pull on that string. If only she would take away his phone to stomp his lasdt pleasure in life: WWE gatcha

I assume the honeymoon (lmao) phase is over and now that Phil is making less money Kat is putting in the bare minimum of 'work' into the relationship. Basically, its declined to where they're BOTH at the level Phil started at.

But also its hamburger helper because his wife was busy one day, it blows my mind that he'd bitch and moan about a single box meal.

Make a pbj or something my dude, god damn. Does he not have backup food in the house? Some emergency 'oh great I fucked up the pork chop' hot pockets? Why does he HAVE to eat a gross meal

DSP buys only enough real adult food to last exactly one week (he's mentioned it multiple times) so clearly its Kat who's buying hamburger helpers for when she's busy or needs a quick meal.

Alternatively they argued at the store about what flavor to get because Phil only likes mommy's favorite beef stroganoff and Kat dared to change his routine which is why he was NEVER going go like it, so she'f have to get the kind he wants next time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And we cut at $36.
Trolls are punching air right now because it actually hurts to win this hard.

EDIT: OH SHIT!
$41. Leaving the stream running finally paid off with a $5 tip during the pointless closing slideshow.

Was he stalking his chat waiting for it?

As I continue down the rabbit hole of DSP's food related content, I stumbled upon a Poorly Cookin' w/ The King episode that's not talked about very often and is actually new to me in my years of following DSP. In this video, he makes a FRESH Italian style pizza. How do you make a FRESH Italian style pizza from an Italian man that grew up in Connecticut and is very authentic? Well, here it is.

- Use FRESH premade pizza bread crust (from Boboli)
- Spread Casa Visco's Pizza Sauce on the bread (comes jarred, avoid using pasta sauce such as Ragu)
- Add layer of Sargento's 4 Cheese Pizzeria cheese blend (includes shredded natural mozzarella, cheddar, smoked provolone, non-smoked sharp provolone cheese)
- Add salt, pepper, mixed basil & garlic, oregano, FRESH cilantro (it was actually fresh)
- Add another layer of cheese (mozzarella from Sargento)
- Add FRESH cut peppers (prechopped and prepackaged by smartcuts)
- Add precut & precooked chicken that you threw in the microwave 10 minutes ago
- Add MORE mozzarella (from Sargento)
- Add MORE cilantro, oregano
- Cook for 10 minutes at 450°F

And you're done! Here is how your fresh & authentic Italian style pizza came out!
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Spoiler: video

There isn't a pizza shop in the NE that would present that to a customer and expect to get paid.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

He fucked up a frozen lasagna. Dude, how is this possible? There is the time you need to put in the microwave in the back of the box...

How drunk was he? That might help figure how bad it came out.

Holy fuck that moving in with his parents comment rattled him. It's like he's legit afraid of it having to happen?

The need of sweaty men digital cards mixed with he upcoming midfirst pegs Dave saga(maybe) has him rocking double time.

I like the shaming his audience segment. Whats he going to do with the begathons if his "regular income" stays like it was tonight? I don't know but I really want to find out.

Listen you little kid, Dave needs like $400+ on his day off just like every mature adult gets okay dood? Odds of Dave running back to Twitch sooner than later and memoyholing the Twitch apology/YT variety streamer out of his tremendous legacy?

He puts too much pressure on his fans dood! It's not their fauhlt! It's always comes down to one or two people who normally have to swoop in and save the day! Phil knows this and he's really bewildered, he just doesn't know what to do!

At what point do his delusions wear off and reality sets in? Phail cannot only be realizing now he doesn't have many fans left that want to support him to his standards.

 

[WhiskeyZuluLima]

So Khet was having breakfast at 11AM on a Friday? I have a friend who works in retail and Fridays are the busiest day of the week and with 4th of July coming up, wouldn't that shit be crowded with people wanting to buy shit?

Special needs workers or slow people such as elderly or sandbaggers (often people who are part time) are avoided being scheduled during the busiest of times. When you're overloaded you always want your most reliable workers that way your shittier workers who call out more often, do less on a shift, and are more prone to quitting don't fuck things up. Also if you've ever worked any kind of low wage job like this you know that they always have one person per shift that calls out, they always schedule a couple iffy people on the shifts with the harder workers knowing it'll work out anyway if they call out. Also...didn't she quit/get fired from Fred Meyers? Unless I missed something, we don't know where she currently works, assuming she even has a new job.

Friend of mine still works at the same FM she did. Note did, he hasn't seen her at work for several months now, so his presumption is she left as there wasn't any sort of impression he got of someone having been fired. I would suggest it's safe to assume she doesn't have a job at the moment. (Apologies for reply being almost a week after posts, rarely look at the thread)

 

[DeeTracktor]

Did Phil make Khet quit because he was scared of COVID? Because he was ranting about her endangering her life at work as a reason she cant bring food home a while back.

 

[Salubrious]

Did Phil make Khet quit because he was scared of COVID? Because he was ranting about her endangering her life at work as a reason she cant bring food home a while back.

I don't think so because if DSP was scared of COVID, he would have gotten the vaccine, and he seems to have dropped that topic completely.

Now it is possible he's afraid of both based on some side effects he may have heard, but I doubt it.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Friend of mine still works at the same FM she did. Note did, he hasn't seen her at work for several months now, so his presumption is she left as there wasn't any sort of impression he got of someone having been fired. I would suggest it's safe to assume she doesn't have a job at the moment. (Apologies for reply being almost a week after posts, rarely look at the thread)

Think your friend might be game to ask about her? Quitting vs firing would be tasty info

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Friend of mine still works at the same FM she did. Note did, he hasn't seen her at work for several months now, so his presumption is she left as there wasn't any sort of impression he got of someone having been fired. I would suggest it's safe to assume she doesn't have a job at the moment. (Apologies for reply being almost a week after posts, rarely look at the thread)

Not saying you're lying cocker, however could we possibly get some sort of proof? You cac DM a local moderator if you want to keep it private, or just drop it here if you don't care.
We've had lads jump in with some wild claims, and it's always good to be able to verify claims innit.

 

[Sender]

I vaguely remember some posts a while back talking about how she may have a new position somewhere, based on Phil not knowing when his days off are going to be. I think the assumption was that it's a training position, hence why she didn't know the work times for more than a week or two in advance. If you recall Phil ranting and raving about it. However, I've not kept up with it much, and don't know what the current theories are.

 

[gaarashatan]

I think most people could do better with the same ingredients.

i was thinking about cost, imagine how much he spent on all that pre made pre cut shit, like the chicken. prolly 6-7 bucks a bag for less than a pound.
couldve made better for under 5 dollars total

 

[killuminati]

I know you're all busy people, but can you take a minute out of your day to look at this.View attachment 2322549

Black felt cowboy hat, denim vest, tinted glasses.

I fuck men and even I'm not as gay as this screenshot.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't think so because if DSP was scared of COVID, he would have gotten the vaccine, and he seems to have dropped that topic completely.

Now it is possible he's afraid of both based on some side effects he may have heard, but I doubt it.

Agreed, it's the same as the ENT situation (which has now been memoryholed). If he actually wanted to have the ENT have him check his ear, he would've already done so. I think the last time the ENT was mentioned was 2 months ago and he basically said that he can't go because muh waif's *points the thumb* schedule. To put things into perspective, the muh ENT appointment saga started in November of last year. Same deal with the vaccine, from what I understand you don't even have to take an appointment in WA anymore, you just walk in, get a shot and they tell you when to come next. Hell, even when they started mass vaccinations you could do walk ins because some people who made appointments didn't show up and since the vaccine has to be used within 6 hours after being unsealed, it's better to use it rather than have it go to waste. If he wanted to get the vaccine, he could've gotten it already at the same mall he shops at with no hassle.

 

[DZoomer]

So I guess unanswered whale calls are now just a normal thing on the Snortsphere, huh? AFAIK that was unheard of some time ago, his piglets would always shower him with money whenever he tweeted some beg tweet.

The fact that they've sometimes been ignoring his tweets is very informative. In the sense that it's yet another evidence that these imbecile whales are not insanely rich and have to actually budget in order to be able to throw hundreds of dollars a month at Phil.

I've been enjoying the current arc, which I didn't really expect that I would enjoy. Hopefully the begathon will be a massive failure, but I'm not holding my breath for that.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Agreed, it's the same as the ENT situation (which has now been memoryholed). If he actually wanted to have the ENT have him check his ear, he would've already done so. I think the last time the ENT was mentioned was 2 months ago and he basically said that he can't go because muh waif's *points the thumb* schedule. To put things into perspective, the muh ENT appointment saga started in November of last year. Same deal with the vaccine, from what I understand you don't even have to take an appointment in WA anymore, you just walk in, get a shot and they tell you when to come next. Hell, even when they started mass vaccinations you could do walk ins because some people who made appointments didn't show up and since the vaccine has to be used within 6 hours after being unsealed, it's better to use it rather than have it go to waste. If he wanted to get the vaccine, he could've gotten it already at the same mall he shops at with no hassle.

The ENT story was BS from the start. That was probably a hangover headache at best.

The vax shit is so weird, because DSP will grand stand very quickly about how people should be following guidelines/wearing masks/etc, but will ban anybody that even asks if he got the vaccine. And we know there is no way he wouldn't try to get pity from the stream talking about the headache he got from the shot. Phil, 100%, and from the little we have seen of Kat, both very strongly give me the "well if everyone else gets the vaccine, why do we need to get it? duhuhuh" vibe. For what it's worth, I dont care about anybody's stance on the vaccine, but don't sit on your spinny-chair-soapbox and call people idiots if you aren't going to get the vax yourself.

 

[The Black Prince]

Someone asked Phil last night about longevity on YouTube in regards to members and he brought up that it will be better long term once there are new releases and gifted memberships.

So Phil is banking on gaining new fans and YouTube adding a feature they have never said they are going to add.

There will be fundraisers twice a month by October.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Someone asked Phil last night about longevity on YouTube in regards to members and he brought up that it will be better long term once there are new releases and gifted memberships.

So Phil is banking on gaining new fans and YouTube adding a feature they have never said they are going to add.

There will be fundraisers twice a month by October.

Will DSP cope with the possible begathon failures by gacha or binge eating offstream?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Will DSP cope with the possible begathon failures by gacha or binge eating offstream?

He won't cope at all, it's a supposed "fundraiser to make end's meet" but he'll make maybe 1/3 of the goal after talking it up to be some make-or-break event, say "it is what it is I guess!" and still still somehow be fine. He's good at lying.

 

[Pargon]

Will DSP cope with the possible begathon failures by gacha or binge eating offstream?

He will mainline Tanqueray and shout at Jasper.

Really though, there is no failure in DSPville. What he’s trying to raise is fun money for him; whatever he gets is what he gets but this isn’t going to survival, it’s going to Scopely or to a soon-to-be anonymously-donated Ecksbawks. There’s no reason for him to be genuinely, viscerally disappointed because he’ll be losing nothing. Even if he gets $500, which I think he will because only the finest of rubes donate to him, that’ll be enough for a sweet dopamine hit.

 

[tzgnilki]

Someone asked Phil last night about longevity on YouTube in regards to members and he brought up that it will be better long term once there are new releases and gifted memberships.

So Phil is banking on gaining new fans and YouTube adding a feature they have never said they are going to add.

There will be fundraisers twice a month by October.

dave responded to a wheelchair in chat the other day and it kinda went like this

Phil: "yea dude, I heard the rumour, gifted memberships are coming later this year"

I thought it was kinda odd, and tried to look into it but gave up after a few minutes

 

[Salubrious]

Someone asked Phil last night about longevity on YouTube in regards to members and he brought up that it will be better long term once there are new releases and gifted memberships.

So Phil is banking on gaining new fans and YouTube adding a feature they have never said they are going to add.

There will be fundraisers twice a month by October.

Even in his own words, DSP's future is completely dependent on others. He's already doing everything correctly you see.

I wonder if he truly believes that his income is dependent on "hot new releases", or that's just an excuse for him to never change anything? Or both?