Jonathan Yaniv / Jessica Yaniv / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia - Canada's Best Argument Against Transgender Self-Identification

[artilleryfroth]

fuck yall this is informational.

We're getting first hand knowledge of how an Amhole operates. I only wonder if this is post-clitoris destruction. Was his constant slapping a reason his inverted penis head fell off? I have so many questions but really we need video evidence of Johnny in action.

If that happens, I nominate you to review it for us, because it will be sort of your fault.

 

[MunsterCheese]

Given the loss of his franken clit (and every other ounce of his physical manhood that he had left), I have to assume this is Johnathan's new theme song.

Patsy Cline - I Fall To Pieces

From "The Glenn Reeves Show" on February 23rd, 1963.

www.youtube.com

 

[repentance]

The sad thing is this mental misfit has unquestionably shoving tampons up his butchers wallet. And Tampons, Pads, other similar feminine Hygene products are the worst thing you could use on a wound. Tampons etx are not designed for Actual Bleeding. They are designed to mop up and absorb menses blood. Which is different from regular old wound blood. Menstrual Pads and Tampons make the worlds worse bandages because they are designed to soak up a vast anmount of fluids. If you apply them to a freely bleeding actual would, instead of promoting clotting to stop the bleeding, they create a suction to draw ever more blood out. A Pad can hold between 1-2 pints of blood. It's a great way to put yourself into Hypovolemic shock.

But Yaniv is too stupid to know this. And too obstinate in his favorite fetish to ever take anyones word on it. So Toxic Shock Syndrome... Hereeeee'sJohnny!"

Women lose a couple of tablespoons of blood over the course of a normal period, and feminine hygiene products definitely aren't designed to hold vast amounts of bodily fluids.

Menstrual cups hold about an ounce of fluid, pads and tampons about half as much.

 

[Cuckoman]

Women lose a couple of tablespoons of blood over the course of a normal period, and feminine hygiene products definitely aren't designed to hold vast amounts of bodily fluids.

Menstrual cups hold about an ounce of fluid, pads and tampons about half as much.

Given it is Yaniv.
If we assume the "pad" is actually a maximum size adult diaper, we are talking about Yaniv after all, then one or two pints could well be the amount his "pads" can hold.

Otherwise I think someone just confused a couple different freedom units.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The sad thing is this mental misfit has unquestionably shoving tampons up his butchers wallet. And Tampons, Pads, other similar feminine Hygene products are the worst thing you could use on a wound. Tampons etx are not designed for Actual Bleeding. They are designed to mop up and absorb menses blood. Which is different from regular old wound blood. Menstrual Pads and Tampons make the worlds worse bandages because they are designed to soak up a vast anmount of fluids. If you apply them to a freely bleeding actual would, instead of promoting clotting to stop the bleeding, they create a suction to draw ever more blood out. A Pad can hold between 1-2 pints of blood. It's a great way to put yourself into Hypovolemic shock.

But Yaniv is too stupid to know this. And too obstinate in his favorite fetish to ever take anyones word on it. So Toxic Shock Syndrome... Hereeeee'sJohnny!"

I guess Johnny thinks like the guy who invented the tampon, where it's a device to soak up blood from shrapnel wounds in World War I.

 

[Érui]

The sad thing is this mental misfit has unquestionably shoving tampons up his butchers wallet. And Tampons, Pads, other similar feminine Hygene products are the worst thing you could use on a wound. Tampons etx are not designed for Actual Bleeding. They are designed to mop up and absorb menses blood. Which is different from regular old wound blood. Menstrual Pads and Tampons make the worlds worse bandages because they are designed to soak up a vast anmount of fluids. If you apply them to a freely bleeding actual would, instead of promoting clotting to stop the bleeding, they create a suction to draw ever more blood out. A Pad can hold between 1-2 pints of blood. It's a great way to put yourself into Hypovolemic shock.

But Yaniv is too stupid to know this. And too obstinate in his favorite fetish to ever take anyones word on it. So Toxic Shock Syndrome... Hereeeee'sJohnny!"

Any woman who has had a heavy period and leaked will tell you 100% this is not true. Not only will a pad not hold that much fluid, it most definitely does not create a suction.
Is that what you think happens in our knickers during a period? The pad creates a vacuum to our vagina?

 

[artilleryfroth]

Any woman who has had a heavy period and leaked will tell you 100% this is not true. Not only will a pad not hold that much fluid, it most definitely does not create a suction.
Is that what you think happens in our knickers during a period? The pad creates a vacuum to our vagina?

I am thinking/hoping that suction comment was specifically relating to the idea of sticking tampons into an actual wound? Which doesn’t apply to using them appropriately as a menstruating woman.

 

[Vesperus]

Any woman who has had a heavy period and leaked will tell you 100% this is not true. Not only will a pad not hold that much fluid, it most definitely does not create a suction.
Is that what you think happens in our knickers during a period? The pad creates a vacuum to our vagina?

It would explain why you are so good at getting dirt of floors...

*Ducks*

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

The longer this goes on, the less I think JJYS is heading for the 41% and the more I think he is loving this horrorshow. I can't imagine what his life is going to look like in another five years. I do find it gratifying to see him actually get crippled after years of pretending. There is a special place in hell for people who fake a disability.

 

[kcbbq]

Women lose a couple of tablespoons of blood over the course of a normal period, and feminine hygiene products definitely aren't designed to hold vast amounts of bodily fluids.

Menstrual cups hold about an ounce of fluid, pads and tampons about half as much.

Crap, need to find another way to clean up after the next GWAR concert.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Women lose a couple of tablespoons of blood over the course of a normal period, and feminine hygiene products definitely aren't designed to hold vast amounts of bodily fluids.

Menstrual cups hold about an ounce of fluid, pads and tampons about half as much.

Actually they are. Not so much tampons. But the pads, especially the thicker ones are basically the same as the ones they use for old people incontinance problems. They can absorb way more than you think. I am probably high with 2 pints. But some can easily draw in 1 pint + of fluid.

Regardless the point is they are designed to suck up or draw in fluid. Which is not a good thing to do for wounds. Actual menstruation or urination have a pretty much fixed output. So the pad only absorbs what the body presents. With a bleeding wound the body will keep pumping blood and the pad or diaper will prevent clotting and draw blood out.

Let me tell you people use a lot of stupid things for makeshift bandaging supplies. With diapers and pads being high on the list. They make things worse. (If you cut yourself just use a towel until help arrives)

Any woman who has had a heavy period and leaked will tell you 100% this is not true. Not only will a pad not hold that much fluid, it most definitely does not create a suction.
Is that what you think happens in our knickers during a period? The pad creates a vacuum to our vagina?

Your misinterpreting suction. The desicant gel in the pads is designed to draw in fluid. It's a "superabsorbant material". This is sufficient to interfere with clotting and keep a wound flowing. Modern thin pads probably hold about 2 ounces of fluid older style thick ones. The cheap shit available for free. That holds a lot more. One of the first things they teach emt's is dont ever use these on an open wound.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

They can absorb way more than you think. I am probably high with 2 pints. But some can easily draw in 1 pint + of fluid.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Well now I need a study of what kinda results you'll get if you fire a 3ton crate of vagpads via cuntapult at Jonathan and get a bullseye. Is the mess like a scaled up Bounty Papertowel ad?

Ed. Might these be the hypothetical wound-ruiners?

Gelmax Super-Absorbent Pad, 25 Count : Amazon.ca: Health & Personal Care

Gelmax Super-Absorbent Pad, 25 Count : Amazon.ca: Health & Personal Care

www.amazon.ca

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

But the pads, especially the thicker ones are basically the same as the ones they use for old people incontinance problems. They can absorb way more than you think. I am probably high with 2 pints. But some can easily draw in 1 pint + of fluid.

this is absolutely not true lmao

 

[UVB-76]

Regardless the point is they are designed to suck up or draw in fluid. Which is not a good thing to do for wounds.

No... When in the TV advertisement they plunge the tip of the pad into the blue liquid and it starts climbing, that's the capillary action. Same as the a paper towel and dyed water experiment. Suction involves a pressure differential and trust me, in an arterial bleeding the heart can defeat atmospheric pressure no problem. The blood is gonna come out without needing any help.
What's bad about pads and tampons on wounds is that the amount of volume they can absorb is laughably low. On real packing gauze you're meant to take that bundle and feed it into the wound so it gets packed tight.
The gauze will be embedded with fluid like a pad or tampon would, but the packing will slow down the bleeding while feminine hygiene products will do absolutely nothing unless the wound is so small that external pressure and wrapping something around it would actually have worked better.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Powerlevel but you ever wake up some mornings and wonder who you ran afoul of at the mafia?

This is why I think the "blood" pic is fake. There should be a butt print. And no woman who experiences the Texas Chainsaw Massacre between her thighs once a month has sheets like that.

Give me a brand name for something that can suck up a pint and I will donate to The Farms in your honor.

 

[Much Ado About Nothing]

Powerlevel but you ever wake up some mornings and wonder who you ran afoul of at the mafia?

This is why I think the "blood" pic is fake. There should be a butt print. And no woman who experiences the Texas Chainsaw Massacre between her thighs once a month has sheets like that.

Give me a brand name for something that can suck up a pint and I will donate to The Farms in your honor.

Not a pad, but something I suspect Yaniv is a user of: Adult diapers.
They can absorb around 1700 ML, which equates around 3,5 pints. Some absorb around 2.5 cups which is 1.25 pints.
So I guess "Tranquility Premium Overnight Pull-Ons" could be a contender according to this "top ten" website.

The blood has to be fake, I fully agree with you there. If this had come from his axe-wound, it would have .....gross this is to say, more lumps in it. I imagine that wound must be festering, infected, or just further fucked up by Yaniv himself. Besides, no sane person who felt a flood of blood like that would just remain seated, and just bleed all over. Either they'd run for the toilet or the ER.

I will take my puzzle-pieces now. I feel this was genuinely autistic and damn you for making me curious about what could absorb that much liquid.....Gonna go find some alcohol and bleach to cope.

 

[Fareal]

Powerlevel as someone who had three secondary postpartum haemorrhages: the good ol‘ adult diapers will hold an awful lot of blood/bloody fluids if it’s coming from a uterus. I have no fucking idea how effective they are on wounds though. I will say they offer a bit of cushioning to the postpartum stitches which might be the other thing that attracts him to them. I assume given the Cronenberg body horror between his thighs, it hurts him to sit down.

 

[Much Ado About Nothing]

Powerlevel as someone who had three secondary postpartum haemorrhages: the good ol‘ adult diapers will hold an awful lot of blood/bloody fluids if it’s coming from a uterus. I have no fucking idea how effective they are on wounds though. I will say they offer a bit of cushioning to the postpartum stitches which might be the other thing that attracts him to them. I assume given the Cronenberg body horror between his thighs, it hurts him to sit down.

I think he has been into them for a long time, before having his genitalia butchered. I recall them being mentioned way back as one of the many absolutely degenerate fetishes he had. I do not follow this forum or cow closely, so I could be wrong.

Earlier I was horrified, and I still am, because I had a realization, that yes, adults with this fetish, willingly sit in this much of their own piss and feces and get off on it. There are so many troons, and furries here on the farms that have this fetish. It just, really, disgusts me.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"Hey, doc, I just had surgery on my taint. Is it cool if I do research on potential pathways for ammonification under anaerobic conditions? No, I don't work in a lab. No, I don't work in agriculture. No, I don't have a science degree. I just like the feeling of warm fluid circulating around the remains of my phantom nads for hours on end. No, this isn't a prank... Hello? HELLO? Fucking transphobe. I need to go tell people on Twitter about this."