Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Jesus imagine blaming the German people for WW2. Like thats ballsy. Like, the kind of attitude that starts umm let me check my notes. Ah, World War 2.

And yes, I always forget Chris is a dad. Its astounding. And speaks volumes for his abilities as a father.
As we all know, Germany was the only country opposing the Allied powers during WW2. There certainly was not two other fucking countries that the Allies were fighting against. The war didn't end with the United States dropping two atomic bombs on one of these countries. No, it ended solely with Germany's surrender in May of 1945.
 
Why am I not surprised that Bob has pre-WWII history completely wrong? His assessment about the perpetrators being afraid of becoming obsolete is complete and utter projection of his already incorrect beliefs about modernity.

The tenets of fascism and national socialism held that Western liberalism were obsolete values that undermined the national spirit and sowed discord. In effect, their adherents sought to build a new order free of that corruption.

The Japs come a little bit closer to matching what he states as they did worry about worry about being overtaken by the West and the Soviets, but that was down to the fact that they knew they couldn't compete with them economically, not racially. Their doctrine of kokutai asserted that they cane from a divine race that had to obediently serve the living god on the throne. They believed they had the superior spirit to drive the European "monkeys" out of Asia and take hold of what was rightfully theirs. They too were aiming to build a new order and thought the Europeans were the obsolete ones.

If you look across the three main Axis powers, you'll see that it wasn't fear of being left behind that was their motivation. They genuinely sought power and clay and they proclaimed this quite clearly with slogans like lebensraum, mare nostrum, or "our economic right to existence." As a matter of fact, they desired to obtain a great future and the lands they believed were theirs through force and eliminate the inferiors who stood in their way. Sounds kinda familiar, doesn't it?
 
Fox News broke Bobby fantasy that they are antivax genocidal maniacs:
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"...modern-day Typhoid Maries"
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Robert Chipman, comforter of the afflicted:
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Rando shills his youtube video (15 minutes) to Bobby. There are a lot of gems in the convo, not least among that Bobby reveals he has "medical issues" and that his Superior Future ensures people -- Bobby's definition of "people" anyway -- no longer needs to work:
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Jeff Bezos:
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Elon Musk used to be Emo Musk:
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Much as he hates the adult Musk, Bobby wouldn't want to bully the teenage Musk:
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Bobby reiterates his manlust towards David Harbour:
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Falcon. Bobby envisages a bunch of MCU B-listers doing some male bonding:
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But one must admit that Marvel occasionally, inadvertently, does something good:
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Bobby's newest pitch: what if Austin Powers is forced to be sensitive and woke?
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He thinks the Jurassic Park series isn't stupid enough.
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Cartoon:
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New Space Jam good because Black family value. Bobby recalls how his pee o'sea friends let him see the light that was the original Space Jam. If you don't like the hip hop and Nike sneakers that features prominently, then maybe you are, you know...
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BTW I love the Black Family; here I'd share a heartwarming moment:
 
Fox News broke Bobby fantasy that they are antivax genocidal maniacs:
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"...modern-day Typhoid Maries"
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Robert Chipman, comforter of the afflicted:
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Rando shills his youtube video (15 minutes) to Bobby. There are a lot of gems in the convo, not least among that Bobby reveals he has "medical issues" and that his Superior Future ensures people -- Bobby's definition of "people" anyway -- no longer needs to work:
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Jeff Bezos:
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Elon Musk used to be Emo Musk:
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Much as he hates the adult Musk, Bobby wouldn't want to bully the teenage Musk:
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Bobby reiterates his manlust towards David Harbour:
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Falcon. Bobby envisages a bunch of MCU B-listers doing some male bonding:
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But one must admit that Marvel occasionally, inadvertently, does something good:
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Bobby's newest pitch: what if Austin Powers is forced to be sensitive and woke?
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He thinks the Jurassic Park series isn't stupid enough.
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Cartoon:
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New Space Jam good because Black family value. Bobby recalls how his pee o'sea friends let him see the light that was the original Space Jam. If you don't like the hip hop and Nike sneakers that features prominently, then maybe you are, you know...
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BTW I love the Black Family; here I'd share a heartwarming moment:
Bobby, bobby, bobby bobby.
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It's HORNADY, not "Hornaday", you exceptionally smoothbrained galaxy brain.

Shadow said:
As you can see, the real deal with Chris Chipman is that he's Bob's brother. He's in his late thirties, overweight, and currently resides in Massachusetts. Thanks for writing!
I c what u did thar.
 
And Bob again proves that he will either be so stupid that he can't remember the only reason he watched Space Jam was for the old cartoons like the crayon eating retard he is, or he's so dishonest and so not used to brown people he needed to make up brown people who told him to watch it for brownie points.

The answer is obviously both, since his parents sent him to private schools which in his own words were designed to keep the Irish, Greek, and Italian boys from mixing with the Blacks and Latinos. So gg you fucking dishonest crayon eating, can only understand baby shows and blue curtain analyze them retard.
 
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Somewhere, a small Chipman isn't eating Frankenberry, he's eating the box it came in. When the lights shut off, he knows his neighbors found the extension cord siphoning juice from their home. If the state goons came to take him away, he wouldn't shed a tear. Why?

Because his father goes treasure hunting when begging doesn't pay the bills. Despite his unique genetic challenges, he knows his father is finding new and inventive ways to skirt real work.
What do?

-Use your engineering degree to get lucrative overtime and consulting work and make more than ten grand easily
- Publicly humiliate yourself in the financial version of driving to Ohio to see Julie
 
Why am I not surprised that Bob has pre-WWII history completely wrong? His assessment about the perpetrators being afraid of becoming obsolete is complete and utter projection of his already incorrect beliefs about modernity.

The tenets of fascism and national socialism held that Western liberalism were obsolete values that undermined the national spirit and sowed discord. In effect, their adherents sought to build a new order free of that corruption.

The Japs come a little bit closer to matching what he states as they did worry about worry about being overtaken by the West and the Soviets, but that was down to the fact that they knew they couldn't compete with them economically, not racially. Their doctrine of kokutai asserted that they cane from a divine race that had to obediently serve the living god on the throne. They believed they had the superior spirit to drive the European "monkeys" out of Asia and take hold of what was rightfully theirs. They too were aiming to build a new order and thought the Europeans were the obsolete ones.

If you look across the three main Axis powers, you'll see that it wasn't fear of being left behind that was their motivation. They genuinely sought power and clay and they proclaimed this quite clearly with slogans like lebensraum, mare nostrum, or "our economic right to existence." As a matter of fact, they desired to obtain a great future and the lands they believed were theirs through force and eliminate the inferiors who stood in their way. Sounds kinda familiar, doesn't it?
I mean, of all Bob's thesis statements, its the only one I wouldn't give a 0. Its not a bad place to start from. But I think it does highlight the brain rot of twitter and having to express yourself in 140 characters.

And yes it is a lot of projection, but thats History for ya
 
Robert Chipman, comforter of the afflicted:
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Anyone want to guess the odds that neither of these Twitter Thinkers (TM) has realized "poor" might well mean "countries that can't/don't spend money on infrastructure" in this context? Because learning of someone's death, being put on the spot by the press, having a five minute conversation cut down to a 14 second soundbite by an editor, and getting buried under a layer of translation (potentially provided by Google) will in no way distort a person's attempt to communicate a thought.

I sincerely hope Bob never has to confront a local tragedy. Because if he dares say anything like "That sort of thing doesn't happen here!" I will be the asshole to repost this.

(I remember when Deutsche Welle had youth entertainment shows like B.I.G. and 100 Grad. Never would've found Die Toten Hosen without them.)
 
As we all know, Germany was the only country opposing the Allied powers during WW2. There certainly was not two other fucking countries that the Allies were fighting against. The war didn't end with the United States dropping two atomic bombs on one of these countries. No, it ended solely with Germany's surrender in May of 1945.
Another thing I find interesting in the WW2 narrative is the atrocities said country that the United States dropped two A-bombs on committed. When talking about it I find that some fall into two camps.
1) The atrocities get glossed over/swept under the rug.

2) if you mention them, you usually get a "yeah, but what the Nazi's did was worse! Muh holocaust!" Thrown back at you.
 
I wonder if Bob will say anything about the successful Blue Horizon launch today? Or does he only care about being a matryoshka brain?
He might tantrum that private businesses are stealing from NASA, or he might applaud it. No clue since he chimps at Elon Musk and SpaceX for pretty much no reason despite what they do.
 


Fap Widow fails to make a splash. Bobby the Believer keeps his faith regardless:
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$270M. Jesus this is worse than Ghostbustesses.
I'm old enough to remember when Fury Road came out...
Hey fatass, you were like 35 when that came out. You were already kind of old by then.

So now Bobby is trying to use the type of language dried up hags and underachieved manchildren use to make themselves still feel young-ish. Won't be surprised if he ever brings up his misspent youth as a time when he was "younger" or some other vague language without dating to a specific time so no one picks up on what a blubbery old fossil he is.
 
Hey fatass, you were like 35 when that came out. You were already kind of old by then.
Ha! I didn't even notice he said that. I guess I skipped this one, expecting it to be a paragraph that can be summed up with Strong Bad's "There's TWO of them! Well, there's one of me...."
 
Another thing I find interesting in the WW2 narrative is the atrocities said country that the United States dropped two A-bombs on committed. When talking about it I find that some fall into two camps.
1) The atrocities get glossed over/swept under the rug.

2) if you mention them, you usually get a "yeah, but what the Nazi's did was worse! Muh holocaust!" Thrown back at you.
For people who hate America so much, they have such an idealized, Amerocentric view of the world. In Korea, for example, you can joke about gassing the Jews all you like, but you should never make a joke about comfort women (Korean women used as sex slaves by the Japanese soldiers.) Or China- even though they've set themselves against America, they remember the US avenging Japanese atrocities (like the Rape of Nanking and Unit 731) through nuclear fire.

Bob and his ilk cannot conceive that evil transcends the boundaries of race, class, and sex.
 
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