DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[wahkando]

as if we needed more proof this guy was some homosexual role play account of OIC... what a faggot

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Did you include midnight DoorDash orders from McDonald's 3-4 times per week? Shit adds up fast.

I was going a couple hundred a week eating out and delivery but it's gotta be near a grand after that revelation.

As I'm thinking about it Iron Hamster has to be close. He probably orders out a few times a week for lunch/dinner, has his midnight munchies delivered, and at least a time or two on the weekend because its the weekend dood.

I had one of those in the before times. I used some saved up allowance money to buy it. I will admit it was cool playing SNES games against other people and preventing anyone else from using the phone in the house (suck it, Avon people) while I poorly played NBA Jam and Doom.

Spoiler: I know...

"Look at this pleb, playing Doom on the SNES."
I had played the PC version more times than I could count. It was the novelty of playing Doom on the SNES that was so damn alluring. And online, to boot. It's not like playing Heroes of Might & Magic on PC in multiplayer, it was just fun at the time to say that I was playing Doom online on the SNES. The interface of Xband sucked, but the novelty was definitely there.

Thanks for the flashback....I can hear the sound of dial-up ringing in my ears

 

[Pargon]

Phil would have to install Windows on the Steam Deck, though. He couldn't bother doing that on his laptop for a decade.

I'm also very skeptical how well Steam Deck will perform. A 20w limit, a different OS that will need support, and the base $400 is terrible out the gate with only eMMC storage.

I still don’t understand all the “but Phil could’ve had these specs for $X.XX”. He didn’t buy it for any sort of performance. That laptop is going to sit in his office and be a begging/LIMB machine just like the last one was. The only reason his old one was having performance issues is that he never did maintenance on it. It existed to run, what, three browser tabs, four tops? The contents of my front garden could do that. He got what was within his budget after the Series X and what was in stock and easy to get so he didn’t have to wait or expose himself to the terrifying world outside his four walls.

Is it stupid to pay a certain amount when you could do a bit of research and get more capability? Yes, but this is Phil. We’ve collectively devised a hundred ways he could improve what he does for a living, most of which are both easy and cheap if not free, but Phil’s gonna Phil. He is going to use the exactly the same setup with the same equipment until it falls apart to be annoying enough to him that he can’t ignore it any longer and then he’ll pay more money than is necessary to replace it. He will do this until he is dead, and thank God, because if he didn’t and every stupid asshole like him stopped alongside him the global economy would collapse.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I still don’t understand all the “but Phil could’ve had these specs for $X.XX”. He didn’t buy it for any sort of performance. That laptop is going to sit in his office and be a begging/LIMB machine just like the last one was. The only reason his old one was having performance issues is that he never did maintenance on it. It existed to run, what, three browser tabs, four tops? The contents of my front garden could do that. He got what was within his budget after the Series X and what was in stock and easy to get so he didn’t have to wait or expose himself to the terrifying world outside his four walls.

Is it stupid to pay a certain amount when you could do a bit of research and get more capability? Yes, but this is Phil. We’ve collectively devised a hundred ways he could improve what he does for a living, most of which are both easy and cheap if not free, but Phil’s gonna Phil. He is going to use the exactly the same setup with the same equipment until it falls apart to be annoying enough to him that he can’t ignore it any longer and then he’ll pay more money than is necessary to replace it. He will do this until he is dead, and thank God, because if he didn’t and every stupid asshole like him stopped alongside him the global economy would collapse.

The higher the specs, the bigger the flex

 

[Colloid]

I think the fact that DSP is turning 40 next year is really starting to weigh on him. He just looks like a man that is descending faster and faster. He also seems to be showing signs of getting lonelier and lonelier. I think a lifetime of pushing everyone way except his parents and his loveless marriage is actually starting to take a toll on him.

I dunno, maybe rainbows. It just feels like in the last few months that DSP is getting angrier at an exponential rate. I know myself, I can barely even watch the restreams or highlights any more because he seems like he's lashing out constantly (moreso than before).

He’s getting around to that age where people start getting a midlife crisis. Normally most guys just buy a boat or a sportscar and move on, but for a useless unproductive blob like Phil it’s likely going to come in the form of more overpriced electronics and off-camera spending. His whales better strap in and ask their boss for a raise because I suspect that Phil is going to start grilling them for more money at an even harder increasing pace in the coming years.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The only reason his old one was having performance issues is that he never did maintenance on it.

We learned last night that he never rebooted his old laptop, just closed the lid to put it into hibernation after every stream. It's a miracle it woke up at all.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

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as if we needed more proof this guy was some homosexual role play account of OIC... what a faggot

Only Ingests Cum is Blahck and wonder if Dave would bite his nails as he accepts OIC's load.....sorry, I meant tips if he knew.

 

[Pargon]

The higher the specs, the bigger the flex

I’m not sure Phil knows enough about any subject to spend even a huge amount of money wisely unless it’s on a new game console (which have limited, prebuilt models which offer no customization choices), or a pile of games, Blu-Rays or gatcha (and that last one is arguable on account of spending any money on gatcha being at least a little foolish). If he dropped $2k on a rig it’d have been on some ridiculous prebuilt monstrosity and everyone would’ve laughed at him for it and called him a casual (accurately). Plus he would’ve had to have carried it upstairs.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Phil would have to install Windows on the Steam Deck, though. He couldn't bother doing that on his laptop for a decade.

I'm also very skeptical how well Steam Deck will perform. A 20w limit, a different OS that will need support, and the base $400 is terrible out the gate with only eMMC storage.

Installing Windows for Phil would be any other time he's tried to do something: Get confused and angry, whines and complains and either has chat hold his hand or, like in his older videos, Googles how to do it. There's no chance he'd actually install Windows on the Steam Deck.

Thing is with the OS, you're free to remove it and replace it with whatever you want; only problem I see is getting in BIOS might be a little tricky but someone will figure it out.

eMMC storage is terrible. Annoys me they still waste resources on making it. All models come an NVME slot though, so upgradability is there. Looking forward to seeing how the Steam Deck fairs, but not holding my breath on it being anything actually special.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's been on Youtube mode for, what, 45 minutes? Guess the $50 tip from Merdok, a constant presence in his chat btw, wasn't enough...

But, to be honest, he got angry with his chat twice in this period. Does it count towards the 'interaction'?

Is he holding out reading the tip?

 

[Poo Twister]

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as if we needed more proof this guy was some homosexual role play account of OIC... what a faggot

Most athletic black dudes would never refer to themselves as an athletic black dude. OiC still living in fantasy land as a cool and relatable guy, despite being a basement dwelling rapist.

*edit* Athletic, not authentic.

 

[arrivefriday]

He’s getting around to that age where people start getting a midlife crisis. Normally most guys just buy a boat or a sportscar and move on, but for a useless unproductive blob like Phil it’s likely going to come in the form of more overpriced electronics and off-camera spending. His whales better strap in and ask their boss for a raise because I suspect that Phil is going to start grilling them for more money even harder in the coming years.

I don't know man, the way DSP has been conducting himself physically you'd think he's had the body of a middle aged man since he was 25 years old. His refusal to stop whaling on WWEC might be his mid-life crisis.

OR

Since he's a full fledged retard, he won't have to deal with a mid-life crisis.

"maturing process" whelp, that about settles it, he's never gonna have a mid-life crisis.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

We learned last night that he never rebooted his old laptop, just closed the lid to put it into hibernation after every stream. It's a miracle it woke up at all.

I wonder why Phail's tiny office gets so hot lol. This dude shuts down jack and with the dusty mess of his room, I'm surprised a fire hasn't started.

I’m not sure Phil knows enough about any subject to spend even a huge amount of money wisely unless it’s on a new game console (which have limited, prebuilt models which offer no customization choices), or a pile of games, Blu-Rays or gatcha (and that last one is arguable on account of spending any money on gatcha being at least a little foolish). If he dropped $2k on a rig it’d have been on some ridiculous prebuilt monstrosity and everyone would’ve laughed at him for it and called him a casual (accurately). Plus he would’ve had to have carried it upstairs.

Carrying it upstairs? Pargon you are assuming Dave can do a herculean task such as that. He looks like he's about to drop the new systems he unboxes after he got them out of the box. Dave's got them baby arms.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Phil currently eating fistfuls of grenades from a tripwire. He doesn't notice. Game is incredibly dumb, glitched, thinks his collar is getting PAHPPED. Took him two tries to find out.

Still playing like an utter pussy, but he got rid of Dog early, losing him as a companion, and abandoned Christine to her death against ghost people. Hardcore off is really saving his bacon way more than usual. He's struggling really hard not to die, running from every enemy. Terrified and sweating. It's not the worst khantent he has produced lately, to be honest.

Still just grabbing a companion and letting them do all the work wherever possible.

 

[Poo Twister]

He's at $110, why is he depriving his dent heads a vest?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

The vest poll is such a blatant way to avoid wearing the vest Snowkarl had to call him out for not actually wearing it before he put it on. A poll for 300 viewers definitely does not need to last 20 minutes.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

He's at $110, why is he depriving his dent heads a vest?

I'm sure a good whore makes their clients work for things and Dave has the same mentality because he hates his fans.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

The vest poll is such a blatant way to avoid wearing the vest Snowkarl had to call him out for not actually wearing it before he put it on. A poll for 300 viewers definitely does not need to last 20 minutes.

Is there even any mods there to sort the poll out?

 

[RougeRed]

He's at $110, why is he depriving his dent heads a vest?

Whoa, when did calling people "denthead" catch on?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Is there even any mods there to sort the poll out?

Timbo and Swagginz were in chat earlier but I'm not sure how much control they have over the built in YT polls. Honestly they could just create a strawpoll and link it in chat but I'm sure Phil is too paranoid for that site.