Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Let's be real and admit that Bob's just jealous he didn't think of selling $80 hoodies with "Moviebob" written on them.

He does.

It helps if you happen to have the perfect model in the family too:

 

[Alexander Thaut]

why does bobs face look like what'd happen if you sausage-stuffed jack palance's with rotten spam. it's ghoulish but it's hilariously ghoulish.

it's like the fat retarded nephew of Paul Bearer. Remember him?

rip

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Quinns genrally been depicted as Bi, her big problem is she's currently overexposed and inevitably badly written. The complex tragic charecter has slowly been replaced by deadpool with tits because DC needs stronk wammen while also making nerds horney.

It's sad when the Nostalgia Critic pointed this out in one of his reviews.

 

[BScCollateral]

It probably killed just as many people in China as the Heer and the SS did across all of Europe and we have to consider other factors: the constant raping and pillaging of conquered cities, the deployment and chemical and biological weapons in combat, the extensive comfort women system, and the notorious manner in which it handled POWs of all races (the Germans were typically very lenient on Westerners they captured).

And all of the moral equivalence shit goes out the window when you realize every Axis country except Korea had more military deaths than civilian deaths. And even that requires you to make the (unreasonable IMHO) assumption that Korea was an "Axis ally" instead of "Axis occupied territory." Even Japan, despite an extensive bombing campaign and the use of two WMDs.

Every Allied country that had territory occupied by the Axis lost more civilians than soldiers, excluding edge cases like the United States where the Axis incursions were short-lived raids at best.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

 

[JayHarrison]

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Even though it's no longer twenty-FUCKING-nineteen--or twenty-fucking-NINETEEN, depending on where you place the emphasis--this post still exposes Moviebob as the loathesome, misanthropic, self-entitled parasite he's been for years.

 

[BScCollateral]

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This is truly the epitome of Bob. If people ask me why Bob is the stupidest man on the internet, this is what I'd go for. And the illustration is just perfect.

 

[Tronathon242]

Even though it's no longer twenty-FUCKING-nineteen--or twenty-fucking-NINETEEN, depending on where you place the emphasis--this post still exposes Moviebob as the loathesome, misanthropic, self-entitled parasite he's been for years.

Bob's tweets are bizarre things when you think about them. He often spits out long, multi-tweet diatribes that say nothing. His short ones on the other hand, such as the "I EARNED" part, really say so much about who he really is with very few words and you nailed the exact verbiage appropriate to him. His eugenics tweet constantly gets thrown back at him, but this is the one that needs to be the one he has to answer for because it lays bare not only what he is but how hideous his worldview is at the end of the day.

And all of the moral equivalence shit goes out the window when you realize every Axis country except Korea had more military deaths than civilian deaths. And even that requires you to make the (unreasonable IMHO) assumption that Korea was an "Axis ally" instead of "Axis occupied territory." Even Japan, despite an extensive bombing campaign and the use of two WMDs.

Every Allied country that had territory occupied by the Axis lost more civilians than soldiers, excluding edge cases like the United States where the Axis incursions were short-lived raids at best.

The Jingwei government and Manchukuo were far closer to being Axis allies than Korea ever was. They were at least nominally independent even if they were kept separated and weak on purpose so Tokyo could exploit the inhabitants in a manner to rival the Congo Free State.

To add on to my earlier point, the Japs were aiming to completely erase Korean culture and essentially turn their colonial subjects into proper Japanese. So, we can include cultural genocide among Japan's laundry list of crimes. Again, you won't hear much about that because it has to be about the Holocaust 24/7/365.

 

[Positron]

Suddenly, bodily autonomy is just "mean-spirited wordplay":


Speaking of appropriation, MCU plagiarizes Christian iconography.

If the Forefront of Cultural Advancement has to steals from the pile of Obsoletes, does it mean that the Obsoletes aren't quite obsolete yet?

White college-educated voters want to defund police.


Bobby wants Tarrant city councilman Tommy Bryant dead because he said "house nigger":

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Some good news. The United Caliphate is cutting down the excessive baggage they call "higher education". Unfortunately for Bobby, the Obsolescents still hold the money bag!


Bobby thinks AOC can't be a CIA spy because she is too "subtle" (read, not sexy enough).


Kike King vs Chink Chief:

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Double the dose of consoom! Double the dopamine hit!


Even the idea of people parting with their plastic crap, their spoils of consumption, reminds Bobby of Trump's thugs and lights up Bobby's fuse:

All spark, no joy.

Horror movie with sub-1990 CGI:



I seem to remember someone's got offended by "mean-spirited wordplay".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Again, you won't hear much about that because it has to be about the Holocaust 24/7/365.

Even if you want to focus on the European theatre, comparing everything to the Holocaust is disingenuous when you look at how Poles were treated by the Nazis.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Not defending Elon or Ben dressing like idiots when younger. But Bobert STFU you're known for dressing like Mario.

Imagine mocking how people dressed in their teens/20s when you went out in public like this in your fucking 30s:

 

[Judge Holden]

So,,,,anyone else notice how the moment George Soros said something bad about china, videoblob's first reaction was to say "ya know what i think i understand why Zyclon Ben Garrison hates this (((guy))) now"?

 

[blablabla]

the shitta is a faggot, change my mind

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

As the left took pains to remind us when they were REEEEEEing about "Trump's concentration camps", if you intern large numbers of people without pressing charges, you are carrying out internment and the camps where you keep those people are called concentration camps.

I look forward to these people talking about "Biden's concentration camps" and taking pictures of themselves crying by chain-link fences.

Have I got news for you. People who participated in the six hour insurrection of January 6 are being held in solitary confinement, without trial. They're not allowed to see a lawyer. They're not allowed to have visitors. They're only allowed one hour of exercise outside of their cells per day. They may not even get to have a trial until 2022. But for Bob and the others, this is being far too lenient.

And yes, all of this is just for some trespassing and vandalism.

 

[:gold:]

Have I got news for you. People who participated in the six hour insurrection of January 6 are being held in solitary confinement, without trial. They're not allowed to see a lawyer. They're not allowed to have visitors. They're only allowed one hour of exercise outside of their cells per day. They may not even get to have a trial until 2022. But for Bob and the others, this is being far too lenient.

And yes, all of this is just for some trespassing and vandalism.

This is, of course, why the January 6 protests freaked them out:

October Revolution - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

So,,,,anyone else notice how the moment George Soros said something bad about china, videoblob's first reaction was to say "ya know what i think i understand why Zyclon Ben Garrison hates this (((guy))) now"?

He'd have needed a time machine to say it that moment, as the quote is two and a half years old.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is, of course, why the January 6 protests freaked them out:

October Revolution - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Well, this harsh treatment is driving the mayo ghouls closer to an October Revolution. The obsolecents are running out of peaceful avenues through which to make their case known.

 

[Jack Awful]

This is, of course, why the January 6 protests freaked them out:

October Revolution - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

If they saw it as equivalent to a commie uprising, wouldn't they support it?

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Quinns genrally been depicted as Bi, her big problem is she's currently overexposed and inevitably badly written. The complex tragic charecter has slowly been replaced by deadpool with tits because DC needs stronk wammen while also making nerds horney.

Exactly.

I have no problem with Harley being bisexual but erasing her tragic complexity and turning her into a quirky anti-hero? Boring.

And like you said, Harley like many other franchises has become overrated and only appeals to horny fat guys and ugly girls.

 

[thismanlies]

If they saw it as equivalent to a commie uprising, wouldn't they support it?

Not really. The people who rioted on the sixth didn’t do so because they wanted rainbow dildo butt monkeys reading books to their kids.