DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Philly May Lyrus]

Prediction time. Always fun leading up to a surprise.

Phil’s newest schtreem addition will be a chair, because we’re two for two now and he has zero imagination. The way he seeds his lies makes him very predictable; not foolproof, but close. The chair will not be a Gamer(word) chair but something built for comfort for an old man. Someone proposed a La-Z-Boy before the thread blew up; it will be closer to that than the struck-from-history SpawnSeat.

Because we are so far in his head that we’ve purchased land and built a cozy bungalow as a timeshare (I got the last week in September and don’t any of you fuckers @ me, it gets cold where I live) Phil will proceed to hold this object in particular up as proof of the existence of the Silent Majority in an attempt to get the last word from yesterday and own all the trolls. What after all is more silent than a group of people sending him gifts while choosing to remain anonymous? This will be in spite of things like Twitter impressions, YouTube views, and livestream audience numbers being valid, public-facing, and easily-trackable metrics suggesting the opposite. In keeping with his recent revival of the King moniker he will refer to it as his throne, without a hint of irony or awareness of the fact that he will be conjuring the image of streaming video games live from his toilet. The chair will almost assuredly make him look stupid.

Okay, more so.

He will hit the tips goal on the daytime stream but not on the nighttime. Bans will be rampant. Troll names like “Phil’s Missing YouTube Check” will abound.

He will find some reason to bitch about the chair before the day is out.

I'm calling the new chair the REEEcliner as it will be the place where Dave bitches about everything including the chair itself. How many fart into the chair jokes do you think there will be? There's an open timeshare next to me if someone is looking. I have a staycation apartment below Turvin's penthouse suite. He's cool to hang with not to mention all the newport butts and watermelon rinds he leaves around because Dave's head is a city dump in its own right. Someone brought up Khet using the garbage disposal and bones from her indian food got in there and it was running for awhile. I'll have let Turvin know a new way to get rid of his popeye's chicken bones.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Some of you guys give kat way too much credit. Like saying she's part of any schemes or could do any better than dsp. Did you watch any of the streams she was in? This girl is just really not very intelligent and seems socially inept. She isn't using phil, phil is using her. They are both likely autistic, with phil being more high functioning.

I mean I get it she's not exactly Niccolo Machiavelli, but she gets free room and board and judging by what Phil has been revealing lately, she doesn't even feel like throwing shit in the microwave anymore for her pig husband to D'VOUR. If that isn't her using him I don't know what is.
I do agree with adaludda peepol here that it's not a one way street though, they use each other. It's a codependent relationship.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I believe he somehow finessed it, because his whole bankruptcy was a right joke. He isn't living paycheck to paycheck, and he isn't struggling. A struggling family doesn't order food all the time, and certainly doesn't waste money on mobile games.

My theory is that he has another PayPal, or that his parents are somehow involved. Just recently we saw he has another @hotmail and even before that he lied about his paypal accounts, if I'm not mistaken. His parents are also twats that proved time and again that they would do everything for poor little Philip.

Clearly there is no way I can prove any of this, it's why I said my theory. But I also think his YouTube's adsense might be linked to his parents since he got banned, and I doubt he ever had it in Leanna's or Katherine'a name. He simply lies, scams and finesses the system so much, I don't think he didn't find a way to hide away money. I mean fuck me and those 5,000$ monthly expenses.

The parents or rather Mama Burnnell being used for adsense makes sense. I do believe Papa Burnell is done with Phil and sees him as a disgrace but mama comes to the rescue. Finding the other email was wild and sure he has multiple paypal accounts since he lied on the bankruptcy and didn't list anything else until pressed. The 5k a month is a joke....he even had 9k for one one, July I think....What? I figured even if dave buys 5 games a a week he'll only be at about a grand then the business line and other things I couldn't even get to 2k business expenses for him. I still think the adsense/membership is bill money and tips are for gacha, gin, doordash, and fun monies. He's probably freaking out because things were cushy while on Twitch and the adsense/membership money is covering less than before. I think his gacha and gin habits are so bad a med/large unexpected bill would bury him. The Midfirst court stuff has my attention right now. All in all I don't think he's struggling as much as he says but the spending makes me believe he's not in good shape ethier.

 

[NotValKilmer]

I mean I get it she's not exactly Niccolo Machiavelli, but she gets free room and board

She has to share a roof with Phil though, so it still isn't exactly free. There isn't a big enough building that I would be willing to share with fucking DSP of all people.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Definitely a gin night

Dave, if it didn't bother you then you'd shut the fuck up about it. You'd think in your "13 YEAR LEGACY AS CAHNTENT CREATOR" you would have learned that.

Also nice to know that spending the day at home with your wife is lackluster and your best days are only when you're spending money at the mall or wherever you go on your consoomer day.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Despite all the other storylines creating much entertainment you got to give credit when they seeded the Twitter Influencer into the new console gen storyline. His pathetic ass tepid water takes and sad brown nosing showing his desperation to be one of the 'in' group so badly, and so obviously just so he can dunk on the plebs at that point. And to think so many of these Twitter shenanigan's all steamed from one of his wheelchairs getting a PS5 and Phil being so ass-blasted and jealous about it.

And he's still incredibly jealous over that.

Why, oh why, does Dave say that we are all “stupid,” Does he really not realize the projection or is he just truly that dumb?

Because..........well..........he's stupid.

He didn't even @ Youtube in any of his complaint tweets so they didn't see them, only his "fans" who he hopes to guilt into giving him money out of pity. Even they know it.

Same when he was making believe he was going hard at twitter.

The look on Khets face after Phil told her about the bankruptcy after flying her and her Skyrim box and monitor across the country to get married must have been priceless

No doubt she was crying if she was still there. I mean, she allegedly cried over him getting booted from partnership but he still had money.

blowing his wad on WWEC the night before and not having cucktards to suck dry the following day.

We are awaiting TJ's analysis on what he could have spent this weekend getting into the top 100.

If he thinks like this then it just confirms he eats a shit ton of fast food. That's the only type of food cheap enough that would somewhat rationalize his argument. Fast food, fast food, right?

Not sure you can say that anymore. Fast food meal usually between $10-12 here in NE

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

I mean I get it she's not exactly Niccolo Machiavelli, but she gets free room and board and judging by what Phil has been revealing lately, she doesn't even feel like throwing shit in the microwave anymore for her pig husband to D'VOUR. If that isn't her using him I don't know what is.
I do agree with adaludda peepol here that it's not a one way street though, they use each other. It's a codependent relationship.

Yeah, I think if only Phil was using her he’d be getting a lot more out of it than just bragging to people about having a wife. I was certain she was just his roommate and he paid her to cook and clean for him, but then when they whipped out the paper plates for the Indian food nothing made sense anymore.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Yeah, I think if only Phil was using her he’d be getting a lot more out of it than just bragging to people about having a wife. I was certain she was just his roommate and he paid her to cook and clean for him, but then when they whipped out the paper plates for the Indian food nothing made sense anymore.

If you're talking sex. Phil is immature/stunted for his age, probably has ED to some degree, and might not prefer women. He gets really choked up talking about good times with Rambo too. I agree she's his lawful room-maid though. He did try to monetize her by having her join the stream but we know how that went

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

Yeah, I think if only Phil was using her he’d be getting a lot more out of it than just bragging to people about having a wife. I was certain she was just his roommate and he paid her to cook and clean for him, but then when they whipped out the paper plates for the Indian food nothing made sense anymore.

He's been using paper plates for ages, I think he (and perhaps she) are just too lazy to wash anything, so just keep wasting money

If you're talking sex. Phil is immature/stunted for his age, probably has ED to some degree, and might not prefer women. He gets really choked up talking about good times with Rambo too.

Rambo was the one true soulmate

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Rambo was the one true soulmate

There was that one video taken in the hotel were he was talking about gay boi's with Rambo lol.

edit: spelling.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It clearly bothers you immensely. You're still crying about it.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

You got 64 GB of ram? Damn, thats crazy. Just curious why you need so much. I assume video editing or programming. Fuck being jealous of Phil, I am jealous of that rig lol

I do 4K video editing, but it doesn't need that. 32 would be fine. CPU is more imporant. In another life I could have been a 3D modeller, but i'm not any good. Do it for fun now. Got to be realistic. I'm a way better programmer. Maya really burns through the digital sheep with high poly scenes. Max I hit was ~55GB usage.

For games you don't need any more than 16. Won't for a good 5-10 years. Same for 1080 video editing with Premiere. Might be worth going for 32 with AE using complex 1080 content? Build machines as future proofed as you can; decent motherboard and upgrade the rest when you can.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

There was that one video taken in the hotel were he was talking about gay boi's with Rambo lol.

edit: spelling.

EDIT: for some reason it won't embed here, here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgrvy7HZIs8

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

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It clearly bothers you immensely. You're still crying about it.

The coping and gaslighting is on par with his begging. Watch out kiwi's there is a new triple threat in town.

 

[Iron Hamster]

How hilarious would it be if DSP were desperate enough to use these "poor me" tweets as examples of his high engagement on Twitter? Because "alottapepul" interact with him.

There is no 'if'. He brings nothing to the table so gets no one even looking at him. He does it for the drama and attention that he desperately needs.

 

[Jasper2K]

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It clearly bothers you immensely. You're still crying about it.

When people say it doesn't bother them in this context it absolutely still does. It's eating away at him.

 

[white gorilla glue]

I cannot wait for Phillip to unbox The Shiatsu Massage Chair 9000 XL with Built-In Heat Therapy and WiFi that was donated by the silent majority.

 

[Sona]

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Basically admitting he's gonna lurk on KF tonight drinking gin. Just make an account already pussy

It's gotta kill him that detractors has been able to correctly guess his "suprises" since the dawn of Jasper

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WokesydePhil

I get the feeling that the 'yikes' is less about "yikes, that's horrible, I feel bad for the victims" and more like "yikes, looks like I'll survive the book smart idiots at Activision Blizzard as well!"

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Pro tip Phil

If you continue to say something does not bother you, good chance it does. The same goes for your “not giving this troll tip any attention” but then decide to cry about it for 25-30 minutes. Maybe if you want me to punch the air, you quit being a thin skinned pussy.

 

[john_g]

maybe the big surprise will be... he will not beg for money for one full day of streaming. ok nah that would be too ridiculous