Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Aldora]

We need a wellness check on Lucy.

 

[cult]

i don’t believe he could get the insanity defense given the audio and his multiple lucid attempts to explain that she liked it and it was consensual. that to me says he knows he’s done something wrong and therefore isn’t out of his mind enough to be legally insane lol

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Chris has been super boring the past few years and difficult to keep up with so most people stopped giving a fuck.

I say we make Chantal our new mascot.

I say Kevin Gibes should be our new mascot.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

I just thought of something horrifying: Imagine if Chris and Barbara had watched Night of the Living Dead together, and that led Chris to start randomly saying "I'm coming to get you Barbara" to his mother.

Now imagine having dementia, the entire house is silent, you're content to stare at the decaying pile of Reader's Digests, and suddenly -- echoing through the house -- you hear "I'm coming to get you Barbara", and you can't run away.

I picture him using the same childish high pitched voice he uses with his phone sex recordings, like with Ivy.

Except he's giving a play-by-play of Barb's rape to her.

"Okay, now I'm gonna use my tongue.... Mmmmmmm. You like that? Yeah you do. I love you Ivy I MEAN PANDA I MEAN oh darn."

-Chris sigh-

 

[Fapcop]

Time to play Devil's Advocate:

I am still pretty unsure about the situation. I am like 65% sure he did it but there is that 35% that nags at my conscious when I think about the overall situation. My point is that it is very believable Chris would do something like this... But it is also completely believable that his is making all of this up. For a few reasons:

1: Chris is a well known chronic liar
Anyone that has read through Chris's life knows this. He is a gigantic bullshitter and will lie constantly to make himself look good. But then you may ask ''Why the hell would Chris lie about fucking his mother?!'' well that is pretty simple...

2: Chris is mentally disturbed and is into weird shit
There is a reason trolls always made incest jokes about him. Over the years Chris has made notions that he was into incest, along with zoophilia. While it was always sort of thrown around as Chris's rampant autism that caused the things he said to come off as incestuous, the text messages and audio recording fully confirm he has an incest kink.

Now, I have outlined that Chris is a chronic liar, who will lie to make himself look better than he actually is, and that is is into incest. If you combine all these together you could make the argument he was lying about fucking his mother just to make himself look impressive. Chris in the past has bragged about having sex with people (be it that one time with the prostitute or his made up lies). The leaked audio and messages were sent to a girl, Chris was probably trying to impress her with his sexual ability by lying about the acts he did to his mother.

''But why would Chris later confirm through the Dillan messages?!'' Despite being in trouble, Chris would still be proud of the fact that it is known he had sexual intercourse with Barb. Probably embarrassed and sad he's in trouble but still probably liked the idea of people knowing that.

Even saying all this, I still believe he did it but since there is a lot of hype to instantly call him guilty, while it is still somewhat left open ended.

Chris lies yes.

However, Chris only lies when it’s to his benefit, or when he can avoid trouble.

Chris may be dumb as a plank, but even Chris isn’t stupid enough to think that lying about fucking his geriatric mom would benefit him!

As for Chris being into weird shit, he also has a certain understanding of what’s acceptable and what isn’t.

There’s a reason why Chris trooned out, instead of starting to rape dogs or some shit like that.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Time to play Devil's Advocate:

I am still pretty unsure about the situation. I am like 65% sure he did it but there is that 35% that nags at my conscious when I think about the overall situation. My point is that it is very believable Chris would do something like this... But it is also completely believable that his is making all of this up. For a few reasons:

1: Chris is a well known chronic liar
Anyone that has read through Chris's life knows this. He is a gigantic bullshitter and will lie constantly to make himself look good. But then you may ask ''Why the hell would Chris lie about fucking his mother?!'' well that is pretty simple...

2: Chris is mentally disturbed and is into weird shit
There is a reason trolls always made incest jokes about him. Over the years Chris has made notions that he was into incest, along with zoophilia. While it was always sort of thrown around as Chris's rampant autism that caused the things he said to come off as incestuous, the text messages and audio recording fully confirm he has an incest kink.

Now, I have outlined that Chris is a chronic liar, who will lie to make himself look better than he actually is, and that is is into incest. If you combine all these together you could make the argument he was lying about fucking his mother just to make himself look impressive. Chris in the past has bragged about having sex with people (be it that one time with the prostitute or his made up lies). The leaked audio and messages were sent to a girl, Chris was probably trying to impress her with his sexual ability by lying about the acts he did to his mother.

''But why would Chris later confirm through the Dillan messages?!'' Despite being in trouble, Chris would still be proud of the fact that it is known he had sexual intercourse with Barb. Probably embarrassed and sad he's in trouble but still probably liked the idea of people knowing that.

Even saying all this, I still believe he did it but since there is a lot of hype to instantly call him guilty, while it is still somewhat left open ended.

good points
what makes me dubious of this being a lie on his part is the messages with dillan

the way he stretches it, tries to pull the whole "noooooo maaaaang ignore da haters the stars arent in position and ur vibes are rank trust me" bit, and keeps stalling and trying to get him to change topics, before finally confirming and saying its a "test" to him

idk that chris is smart enough to stall to pretend like he totally doesnt care just for the buildup and then go 'yeah ok fiiiiiine i did it! theehee'

 

[Butch McDick]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1421468095785406466

 

[Bully Brigadier]

So is this another case of a 14 year old ween pretending to be a girl online tricking Chris into doing gross shit? Curious to whose involved in this.

 

[Random Internet Person]

>yfw no lolcow can ever top this, ever. View attachment 2394308

Nobody can top Chris Chan. No-body!

We need the autists of kiwi farms to get to the bottom of who this Bella bitch is. She reeks of fuckery and I wanna know what kind of person could coerce Chris into spilling all the details on his sexual relationship with his mom. If you listen to the voice call this fag is obviously leading him on and trying to get everything out of him. There has to be more going on behind the scenes with this troll.

Is this some kind of army recruitment deal?

Honestly, it's not Chris that's the point, its the principle writ large. Chris is obviously a profoundly disturbed individual. The principle of using preferred pronouns however, is a wider issue of how to make the world a kinder place for people with gender dysphoria.

Did a doctor ever diagnose Chris Chan with gender dysphoria? Legit question.

more shit from @10anon (who's since gone into damage control and deleted his instagram account)

but from this archived google search you can see his account commenting on this cartoon post about a father proposing to his child cat where he says "incest is epic" from 2017

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Are you saying we have another Idea Guys esque player here?

 

[Muu]

So Chris fucked his mum I assume most white Knights will walk away will we get unreleased texts/calls or information on Chris? things that weren't released to protect Chris will get leaked now.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Not to mention there's basically no way Barb could consent to it.
Just look at that stream clip from 3 years ago the dementia is so fucking bad she can barely speak or emote. And she seems genuinely uncomfortable around him (granted it's hard to tell but that "let me go" was ominous as fuck). Chris was probably already molesting her back then.

Dementia vs the ‘tism isn’t a fair fight, I agree with you.

 

[Butch McDick]

I picture him using the same childish high pitched voice he uses with his phone sex recordings, like with Ivy.

Except he's giving a play-by-play of Barb's rape to her.

"Okay, now I'm gonna use my tongue.... Mmmmmmm. You like that? Yeah you do. I love you Ivy I MEAN PANDA I MEAN oh darn."

-Chris sigh-

Liberate Me Ex Inferis

 

[Iamthatis]

So if Null refunded the go fund me money does that mean Chris is on his own? Or did he still send him some money?

 

[Fapcop]

Chris wouldn't lie about stuff like this. Often he reveals his degeneracy by himself....always. It's never the discovery of his degeneracy. He reveals it.

Case in point: DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS!

 

[Banh Xeo]

Glad all these 2021 users have joined to give us their super interesting and amazing takes on the phenomenon they discovered 24 hours ago

 

[Ted_Logan]

Are we technically heading in a jail arc now? As Chris Chan trolled himself in to oblivion? Look like homeless arc isn't far.

 

[cursed]

There are rumours about a video... Does anybody know anything?

 

[Henry Bemis]

Even before all of this, I legitimately thought Chris could've made it selling art and bullshit, doing con appearances, podcasts, etc., and gotten himself and apartment or something. That's over, that's not happening.

I'm not so sure about "making it." Chris embraced infamy and ironic fandom in much the same way as Tommy Wiseau: happily enough on the surface, but there was something deep down they weren't comfortable with, an indignant sense of "This is my life's work, you know."

 

[Euler's identity]

 

[DuckAssWatcher]