Chris has been arrested

[orourkeda]

Chris will be a screeching pile of sausage meat if he ends up in the can.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

So you think this means they actively communicate on everything, including the unified reaction to chris chan? Like of fucking course there's gonna be similar opinions on trans issues among trans people but I don't think they're all unified in every opinion.

Chill out and go cry back to Reddit or Twitter or wherever you came from newfag.

 

[AssignedEva]

I think this was one of those weaved sagas like in the old days, but this time by the new generation of super weens. Just like GUNT sticking himself at the scene of the arrest. Literally people just looking for attention, not the best interest of any of the parties involved. This generation of weens is like Africanized Bees, unlike the weens of the past.

I think this is why people view Chris-Chan as a holdout of the "old internet".

Bluespike was what, 2009? Facebook was around back then but it was just for talking to friends and YouTube was just getting started. There was no such thing as a "social media influencer" and the only real "internet celebrities" were nerds with a cult following known by usernames. Bluespike kept fucking with Chris because he found it funny and was good at it. Same deal with that chick who went on a date with Chris and then ran off with pickle suit guy.

Weens now want clout, like that redditor who streamed Chris's car and used it as an excuse to talk about himself. They're not fucking with Chris for their own amusement and then sharing the results to laugh, they're approaching it from the angle that they'll get internet fame from being the person to have got Chris to do something ridiculous. Weenery is not a good sort of fame, but they're idiots and don't realise that.

 

[Brandon]

Small power level but back when I used to have a Twitter account I swear every tranny knew each other on there. These fags were all interconnected.

twitter usually makes tightly enclosed circles of people. i don't know what causes this phenomenon, but i have recognized multiple circles, a right-wing/libertarian circle, a neo-nazi circle, an artist circle, a leftist circle, and everyone who gets prominent in these circle becomes a made man and basically knows everyone in the circle as do the people he knows know him, so it becomes this circle of mutual political positon, or hobbies and then people become figureheads in such circles

 

[DeadMansHand]

Has anybody mention another specific issue that Chris would face in Jail?
Surely everybody knows that "chomos" are actively hunted down by the inmate code, but a mirror to that is people who did "stuff" to their own mothers. Matricide for example will get you badly beaten/tortured very similar to pedophilia.
IDK if what Chris did would be on a lesser scale of Jail no, no things But...
It will be curious when someone ask Chris "What are you in for".
And all of the above would be amplified in prison but no one really believes he's going there.

No one will know what Chris did because he'll babble about Sonichu and shit and nobody will be able to understand him.

Chris will get the shit beat out of him because they'll assign him to work in the prison laundry or some other menial job, and he'll do something stupid and tell people that Magi-chan is handling it or some other insane shit. His second day of that will start he daily beatings until he decides that working is less of a punishment than daily ass beatings.

And yeah, Chris will probably go to prison because a PD isn't going to spend effort on an insanity defense. He's going to tell Chris to plea.

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

One requirement of the American government is that you must accept all faggots and trannies, or else get fucked by sanctions.

 

[Kosher Snake]

Small power level but back when I used to have a Twitter account I swear every tranny knew each other on there. These fags were all interconnected.

true, never underestimate the six degrees of separation principle/the "I know a guy" rule, plus knowing how scarce troons are compared to the normal people in terms of population, its gonna be as dense as a tarantula web

The absolute idiot didn't use burner accounts, got doxed faster than 123.

And yes you phrased it better than i could of, the people who are going "this doesn't excuse Chris" are 100% right but there was without a shadow of a doubt external factors involved, lets just hope the DA has the sense to start looking into these people. At least Bluespike was doing it for what he saw as harmless lulz, but the fact she is a grown woman and absolutely knows the harm that was being done makes her worse than Chris in my eyes.

both of them need to be in the clink and monitored heavily for the other inmates' safety, the blood was on Chris' hands but the strings were in Bellas.

 

[Protistology]

Al-Albani classed this as a weak/inauthentic (da'if) hadith meaning there is some major issue in the chain of transmitters and as a result we don't rely on it or attribute it to the Prophet (PBUH): https://sunnah.com/abudawud:2147

Darn. I was impressed by Islam for a moment.

How about this:

‘A’ishah said:
The prophet (ﷺ) used to cut off a thief’s hand for a quarter of a dinar and upwards.

حَدَّثَنَا أَحْمَدُ بْنُ مُحَمَّدِ بْنِ حَنْبَلٍ، حَدَّثَنَا سُفْيَانُ، عَنِ الزُّهْرِيِّ، قَالَ سَمِعْتُهُ مِنْهُ، عَنْ عَمْرَةَ، عَنْ عَائِشَةَ، رضى الله عنها أَنَّ النَّبِيَّ صلى الله عليه وسلم كَانَ يَقْطَعُ فِي رُبْعِ دِينَارٍ فَصَاعِدًا ‏.‏
Sunan Abi Dawud 4383

How is he supposed to work and not steal again if he doesn't have a hand?

 

[FriendshipBunny]

I’m going to take a guess and say at least 5 or 6 different people at this point

Um I called adult protective services, and when I called them they said other people were making reports as well.

 

[General Tug Boat]

>Chris defends incest in 2016
>says he has dreams about fucking Barb
>Marvin says, that Chris touched her in court like he wanted to fuck her
>2 years ago Chris admits to having fetish for old people and calls Barb hot
>Barb asks him to spoon with her
>when Babr thrown away some of his stuff away, he put her picture on a doll and began beating and humping her in front of her

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, who could expect that.


You have 0 idea what you're talking about, stop.

I am aware Chris lack of boundaries in regards of his physical contact with people, along side the tweets. Though I think there is a possibility that he was coerced into this type of admission. Especially considering that time and time again the faggot gets tricked the comical ways he manages to get tricked. There is always some underlying extortion time and time again. Either some video leak, or picture, or some embarassing transcript if Chris doesn't do x lolcow activity. Seeing the idea guy arc that those faggots where actively extorting Chris, it isn't beyond my level of belief that this could of been the case here. Could of started from some vague threat for all I know. Purely conjecture on my part, not that I can't see your side of how my observation falls apart. I don't put it above the weens, especially considering time and time again. These people are generally just as disgusting as Chris.

 

[Vorwellan]

>Chris defends incest in 2016
>says he has dreams about fucking Barb
>Marvin says, that Chris touched her in court like he wanted to fuck her
>2 years ago Chris admits to having fetish for old people and calls Barb hot
>Barb asks him to spoon with her
>when Babr thrown away some of his stuff away, he put her picture on a doll and began beating and humping her in front of her

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, who could expect that.


You have 0 idea what you're talking about, stop.

Nobody is saying Chris isn't guilty and isn't a sick fuck. But to push him over the edge like Bella did was an external factor.

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

Darn. I was impressed by Islam for a moment.

How about this:

How is he supposed to work and not steal again if he doesn't have a hand?

A definition of getting fucked up for life.

 

[Blancmange]

Chris will be a screeching pile of sausage meat if he ends up in the can.

I could actually see him thriving in prison. They will put him in some alternate housing with other paedophiles and hysterical queens. He will fit right in.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Darn. I was impressed by Islam for a moment.

How about this:

How is he supposed to work and not steal again if he doesn't have a hand?

Islam imo is fucking retarded

Apologies if my opinion is too based for you.

 

[Ascension]

What would Bob say if he came down from heaven and talked to Chris after all this?

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

How are mtfs even treated in female prisons? Assuming there have actually been some put in one.

Murdered, for being fake women.

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

Nobody is saying Chris isn't guilty and isn't a sick fuck. But to push him over the edge like Bella did was an external factor.

I am expecting that the court trial of Chris will be colorful at the least.

 

[derpherp2]

One of the arresting officers was laughing, I bet he knew exactly who Chris was.

inb4 one of us was the officer thus invalidating the Gunt's "I GOT TO HIM FIRST YOU AYYLAWGS" schizoid claim to fame, thus ensuring another bountiful reaping.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

What would Bob say if he came down from heaven and talked to Chris after all this?

You have sex with my wife I cut off your internet access for life.

Chris's future lack of internet is Bob's curse.

 

[Vorwellan]

I am expecting that the court trial of Chris will be colorful at the least.

Absol-fucking-utely lets just pray the interview tapes and court tapes get released, the cherry on top would be JCS making a video on it.

I could actually see him thriving in prison. They will put him in some alternate housing with other paedophiles and hysterical queens. He will fit right in.

All jokes aside he might actually find it nice, autists tend to like routine and its well documented that they often end up liking a heavily regulated and regimented enviroment such as prison.