POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Henry Wyatt]

Asylums aren't a thing and this isn't a thing in the justice system? I hope you retards are children otherwise your lack of knowledge about the legal system is alarming

Ironic since he's named miles Edgeworth, a character who gets btfo non stop in court

 

[NynchLiggers]

Asylums aren't a thing and this isn't a thing in the justice system? I hope you retards are children otherwise your lack of knowledge about the legal system is alarming

But Chris being a trannoid and autistic will influence the trial, specially considering it happened in Virginia

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Oh god.
How did he get even uglier than before... His eyes are literally almost looking at his ears..

Heralding the Merge exacts a heavy toll from the feeble, mortal flesh. Soon, his beautiful immortal spirit will ascend.

 

[Nightstar]

Chris is going to get His ass beat for 2 reasons:
1. Chris is Chris
2. Chris never did any real work in His life. I know in prison you have assigned jobs. Scrubbing toilets, laundry, ect.. Chris will flat out refuse to do what they tell Him to do.
Just not sure what reason will be the first.

I can picture the public defender. Just got the law degree last June. Just passed the bar. Ready to do justice and because they are the new person, they get assigned Chris.

is it gonna be like when bill cosby was getting hot dogs thrown at him in prison? I cant fucking wait.

 

[Special Agent DustyPoncho]

But Chris being a trannoid and autistic will influence the trial, specially considering it happened in Virginia

you're delusional.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Imagine pleading to the people on a troll lolcow site to not mess with a police investigation for the lulz, and expecting them to listen

I LIKE TO JOIN A FORUM AND WITHIN THE FIRST 24HS ACCUSE EVERYONE OF WHATEVER THE FUCK I READ SOMEWHERE ELSE INSTEAD OF LURKING MOAR OR READ THE RULES POSTED AT THE END OF EVERY THREAD PAGE - This user.

 

[Beowulf_Polaris]

It's unbelievable how smug he still is. No matter, there's no way he can keep this up. He might be a denial master at this point, but sooner or later he will realize how fucked he is. I'd actually pay money to see his expression at the exact moment reality catches up with him.

I don't think he's smug. He really just has no clue on what's going on. I think he'll be ok all things considered. Between his well documented mental illness and the sheer amount of people who watch his antics. He might be forced into some sort of tard facility where he will have structure in his life. I don't think the officers would have placed him in to the front seat of their patrol car if they felt that he was a danger to anyone but himself.

 

[Pyra]

I don't think he's smug. He really just has no clue on what's going on. I think he'll be ok all things considered. Between his well documented mental illness and the sheer amount of people who watch his antics. He might be forced into some sort of tard facility where he will have structure in his life. I don't think the officers would have placed him in to the front seat of their patrol car if they felt that he was a danger to anyone but himself.

apparently that's the guideline if there's no barricade in the car.

 

[ShoFuKan]

If I was the CO I'd just mace him every time he starts on his autism shit

Like this as well.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

But Chris being a trannoid and autistic will influence the trial, specially considering it happened in Virginia

Ah yes, the famous liberal bastion of rural Virginia

 

[Cold Root Beer]

 

[feedtheoctopus]

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It's sad that the world has gotten so incredibly stupid that I can't tell if this is real or not.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

It's sad that the world has gotten so incredibly stupid that I can't tell if this is real or not.

I know it is fake because if Twitter caught a police department saying nigga then the Twitter retards would burn down another city.

 

[Beowulf_Polaris]

apparently that's the guideline if there's no barricade in the car.

If that's true, I feel that they would have brought in a patrol car with one if the police felt threatened. Who knows, most of this is speculation.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

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wtf is this real???????

 

[daBonehead]

Chris is going to get His ass beat for 2 reasons:
1. Chris is Chris
2. Chris never did any real work in His life. I know in prison you have assigned jobs. Scrubbing toilets, laundry, ect.. Chris will flat out refuse to do what they tell Him to do.
Just not sure what reason will be the first.

I can picture the public defender. Just got the law degree last June. Just passed the bar. Ready to do justice and because they are the new person, they get assigned Chris.

Another reason why Chris will probably catch a beat down is his poor hygiene. People in prison are already stuck in tight quarters with each other but when you're stuck close to someone who rarely showers and shits themselves it's gonna piss you off. Chris for the love of god clean your stinky ass.

 

[DefinitelyNotABot]

wtf is this real???????

It’s as real as you want it to be

 

[Wuornos]

You could get banned from twitter for anything. I got a 12 hour lock on my account for "threatening" to bite someone's ankles.

I was permabanned from Twatter for saying a child rapist who abducted a little girl and raped her over the course of several weeks should get the death penalty.

Twatter is ssssssuper gay.

 

[Pyra]

I was permabanned from Twatter for saying a child rapist who abducted a little girl and raped her over the course of several weeks should get the death penalty.

Twatter is ssssssuper gay.

So you got banned for telling the truth? How fucking cucked are they at Twitter HQ?

 

[boongus]

as long as you believe

wtf is this real???????