Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,395
Even if you believe that the whole covid stuff was blown way out of proportion and healthy people statistically have nothing to worry about, Jack is not a healthy person.
Out of the 4 most common coof comorbidities(hypertension, high cholesterol, diabetes, and pulmonary disease) Jack has at least 3 that we know of in addition to being fat and disabled in both meanings of the word.
He is a prime candidate for one of these scary covid headlines. 50 year old man dies from coronavirus variant. The guy has had how many strokes his body/brain is already half dead. I've caught the variant, and it's was not fun. If he gets it, he's likely fucked.
 
Fucking hell.

Imagine being in his age (& state) and post on Social Media about how much those Bachelorette "notifications" on those random cars piss you off. Ultimate Boomer stuff. Also Jack, they don't harm you, or did they made tittie flashes when you drove by with tammy in (her) car? Gotcha you bastard.
 
Fucking hell.

Imagine being in his age (& state) and post on Social Media about how much those Bachelorette "notifications" on those random cars piss you off. Ultimate Boomer stuff. Also Jack, they don't harm you, or did they made tittie flashes when you drove by with tammy in (her) car? Gotcha you bastard.
Jack’s offended because he saw breasts and they weren’t of the chicken variety.
 
Fucking hell.

Imagine being in his age (& state) and post on Social Media about how much those Bachelorette "notifications" on those random cars piss you off. Ultimate Boomer stuff. Also Jack, they don't harm you, or did they made tittie flashes when you drove by with tammy in (her) car? Gotcha you bastard.
9/10 of those bachelorette parties are filled with women who you'd pay to keep their clothes on. Cheerleader effect is VERY real out here, but give it some time and you start to see the forest from the trees.
 
Just open the link in private browsing.
It was more a hint that, at the very least, people should be screenshotting stuff to archive. Especially when it comes to someone as thin skinned as Jack
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This is exactly what he does. There was a video not too long ago where he gets a notification on his watch and bumps it into his nose to dismiss it.

I have no idea which video, maybe someone knows off the top of their head. I know it was a cooking with jack video, not a jackoff on the go video. He was standing in the kitchen.
27 seconds
 
And 30 seconds on Google could have told him that one is made with bones and aromatics and one is made with that plus meat. But you know what this stroked out faggot could have done? Actually made stock / broth. I mean from scratch in an actual "back to basics" video. It's cooking 101. Literally if you ever take a culinary course the first thing you make is stock because you're going to be using it. A lot.
Jack is literally fucking retarded. Carrots, celery, onion, a chicken carcass. Maybe thyme, maybe rosemary, probably salt and pepper. Almost always a bay leaf or two. Maybe garlic.

Not whatever Jackoff did.
Baby carrots are trash. I assume it's the chlorine bath that fucks up the flavor. They're probably passable in a soup but whole carrots put them to shame if you're eating them by themselves.
Meh, I use them in a roast from time to time but you're right, they're pretty bad. I don't really want them in anything where they're a main flavor. They also aren't actually "baby carrots," they're literally just chopped up normal carrots covered in whatever the fuck they use for these things.
 
They also aren't actually "baby carrots," they're literally just chopped up normal carrots covered in whatever the fuck they use for these things.
If you look at the package they're baby "cut" carrots. Basically if a carrot is broken or has some kind of flaw on it that makes it unable to be sold it's whittled down and turned into those... things. They're fine if you need something to nibble on but like everything else they're way more expensive then buying the actual carrot. Every time you allow somebody to do the work for you the price increases. But Mushbrain is all about convenience in everything which is why he buys them as well as five pound bags of pre-shredded cheese.
 

I watch his videos at 1.5 speed.
Watching this makes it more obvious than ever Jack is really desperate to bring in views and to show everyone that hes a big boy cook. He is like the slow kid in art class that tries to copy off the other students (Babish and so on) but can only get a sympathy passing grade. He tries to explain stock and broth but gets very confused in explaining it. He also tries to emulate cooking shows and for God knows what reason but he makes a roux.....for chicken noodle soup. He also says to poach the chicken then goes back to say simmer, while the chicken is boiling in a pot of salted broth thats reduced by half. Lets not forget he confuses the cooking broth as sauce and so on. It just looks like Jack is trying hard (albeit failing) to show off but he is so lazy, incompetent, impatient and a fucking retard that he fucks up everything and gets confused along the way.
 
Two ‘Back To Basics’ in the past week or so, dead-on at the hottest time of the entire year and both featuring cold weather staples. What’s next week Jaggoff? A keto hot chocolate or hot apple cider rip off recipe? This dude is a total zero
It’s not like Jack goes outside. Does he even know how hot is it? Jack only leaves the house for Tammy to drive him through a drive thru, or for medical appointments for health complications caused by hitting the drive thru too often.
 
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