He is a prime candidate for one of these scary covid headlines. 50 year old man dies from coronavirus variant. The guy has had how many strokes his body/brain is already half dead. I've caught the variant, and it's was not fun. If he gets it, he's likely fucked.
Jack’s offended because he saw breasts and they weren’t of the chicken variety.
9/10 of those bachelorette parties are filled with women who you'd pay to keep their clothes on. Cheerleader effect is VERY real out here, but give it some time and you start to see the forest from the trees.
Post screenshots for those blocked.
Just open the link in private browsing.
It was more a hint that, at the very least, people should be screenshotting stuff to archive. Especially when it comes to someone as thin skinned as Jack
Jack is literally fucking retarded. Carrots, celery, onion, a chicken carcass. Maybe thyme, maybe rosemary, probably salt and pepper. Almost always a bay leaf or two. Maybe garlic.
Meh, I use them in a roast from time to time but you're right, they're pretty bad. I don't really want them in anything where they're a main flavor. They also aren't actually "baby carrots," they're literally just chopped up normal carrots covered in whatever the fuck they use for these things.
If you look at the package they're baby "cut" carrots. Basically if a carrot is broken or has some kind of flaw on it that makes it unable to be sold it's whittled down and turned into those... things. They're fine if you need something to nibble on but like everything else they're way more expensive then buying the actual carrot. Every time you allow somebody to do the work for you the price increases. But Mushbrain is all about convenience in everything which is why he buys them as well as five pound bags of pre-shredded cheese.
Watching this makes it more obvious than ever Jack is really desperate to bring in views and to show everyone that hes a big boy cook. He is like the slow kid in art class that tries to copy off the other students (Babish and so on) but can only get a sympathy passing grade. He tries to explain stock and broth but gets very confused in explaining it. He also tries to emulate cooking shows and for God knows what reason but he makes a roux.....for chicken noodle soup. He also says to poach the chicken then goes back to say simmer, while the chicken is boiling in a pot of salted broth thats reduced by half. Lets not forget he confuses the cooking broth as sauce and so on. It just looks like Jack is trying hard (albeit failing) to show off but he is so lazy, incompetent, impatient and a fucking retard that he fucks up everything and gets confused along the way.
It fits more with the video than that music he used to play during the food shots that sounded like the climactic score of a tragic movie.
It’s not like Jack goes outside. Does he even know how hot is it? Jack only leaves the house for Tammy to drive him through a drive thru, or for medical appointments for health complications caused by hitting the drive thru too often.
