Oldfag / Old Internet Sperging Thread - ILJ calls herself "anonymous," she is a hacker on steroids.

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

"Either way its cool bc I anonymous"

Bella and her crew of zoomers seem to fancy themselves epic win oldfags doing it for the lulz, and this faggottry has made for many sidebar discussions in various threads as farmers recall the salad days of the 90's and 00's internets.

ITT:

• hating on Bella for being a newfag
• Merge-worthy connections or similarities to old drama
  (note that there is also a Cow Crossover thread)
• spergery about Back in the Day
• spergery about how Back in the Day was gay anyway
• old memes

 

[AnOminous]

You know what?

SHITCOCK!

 

[Haint]

Juuulllaaaayyyyy!

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

You know what?

SHITCOCK!

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

Not the oldest but I bet Bella doesn't even know about the GI Joe edits.

GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches

Porkchop sandwichesNOTE: I didn't realize my upload of this several years ago has now become one of the default sources to watch this bit of brilliance. 100%...

youtu.be

 

[Haint]

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It's funny because it's true.

 

[Caesar]

as foretold in the prophecy

 

[I am vomit]

She isn't even old enough to pretend to be an oldfag, hell the puddi puddi incident alone she would have only been around 8 years old for. And that's not even considered that old of an old meme. Sure, I was online at 8 myself, but I wasn't on 4chan.

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]

Not the oldest but I bet Bella doesn't even know about the GI Joe edits.

GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches

Porkchop sandwichesNOTE: I didn't realize my upload of this several years ago has now become one of the default sources to watch this bit of brilliance. 100%...

youtu.be

"Oh shit get the FUCK out of here! What are you doin? Get the fuck OUT of here you STUPID IDIOT. Fuck, we’re all dead."

 

[NoonmanR]

Man, i've been around for a decent chunk, especially in the Chris-Chan saga, but i'd wouldn't call myself an oldfag. Hell, the first time i went to 4chan was in the middle of that massive Pokemon spam rush on /v/ that started /vp/, that's what, 12 years ago? Meanwhile people here are referencing shit from like the 00s.

 

[valid trans cutie]

Bella you're a cringy newfag and absolute poser. If you were around for early 4chan, you would know that we weren't some super sekkrit hacker club that sperged out about politics 24/7. All we were was a bunch of basement-dwelling teenager losers that got a kick out of being contrarian edgy lil shits. If you were around back then, you would've been called a massive faggot and relentlessly mocked. Just like KF does today, just with more gayops and calling your dads phone number. This "we are legion" shit was an edgy joke, and only newfags like you who came in the wake of, or after, Operation Chanology would ever think otherwise.

We were just some retarded fags having fun on the 'net, and caring about being seen as oldfag is the gayest thing there is. All it means is that you wasted too many days shitposting instead of going outside, there is no glory to it. And people like you are what makes most chans nowadays so gay and annoying. Tryhard.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

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"Oh shit get the FUCK out of here! What are you doin? Get the fuck OUT of here you STUPID IDIOT. Fuck, we’re all dead."

They really do feel like those retarded kids who watched the drapes go up like the entire house was covered in a layer of cooking grease.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

 

[easy]

>Merge-worthy connections or similarities to old drama
for me, this has gotta be the fact that @Psychic Espeon aka Sean Walker, the guy who co conspired with Bella to frame Fiona and also convince Chris to kill himself a la Randy Stair, allegedly had Thaddeus fucking McMicheal in his discord server at some point before all this shit went down.
For those who don't know, Madthad is back online, out of prison, and as Mr. Sean Walker himself explains:

The same fucking guy trying to convince Chris to kill himself to reunite with his OCs in the spirit world (or something) is also in contact with this fucking guy

he was one of my fave lolcows from back in the day - idk if 2010 exactly counts as oldfag territory, but it was 11 years ago - and the fact that he is somehow connected to one of the fucking freaks from this saga is seriously making me question reality.
The merge is fucking on

 

[AnOminous]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

 

[Chirico Cuvie]

The exploding yellow van still makes me lol

 

[valid trans cutie]

The exploding yellow van still makes me lol

Let's just hope Bella doesn't buy a dog. We all know how that one'll end with her.

 

[Chirico Cuvie]

>Merge-worthy connections or similarities to old drama
for me, this has gotta be the fact that @Psychic Espeon aka Sean Walker, the guy who co conspired with Bella to frame Fiona and also convince Chris to kill himself a la Randy Stair, allegedly had Thaddeus fucking McMicheal in his discord server at some point before all this shit went down.
For those who don't know, Madthad is back online, out of prison, and as Mr. Sean Walker himself explains:
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The same fucking guy trying to convince Chris to kill himself to reunite with his OCs in the spirit world (or something) is also in contact with this fucking guyView attachment 2445116

he was one of my fave lolcows from back in the day - idk if 2010 exactly counts as oldfag territory, but it was 11 years ago - and the fact that he is somehow connected to one of the fucking freaks from this saga is seriously making me question reality.
The merge is fucking on

I'm just glad he got the help he needed in prison.

 

[AnOminous]

Let's just hope Bella doesn't buy a dog. We all know how that one'll end with her.

She may be an amerimutt, but she's just white enough to. . .well, you know.

 

[Jimmy Wah-Wah]