Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

I can’t read thought his Twitter post anymore. They are so full of self delusion and fart huffing that I get tired of reading it.

 

[Mola Ram]

I can’t read thought his Twitter post anymore. They are so full of self delusion and fart huffing that I get tired of reading it.

You have to take a break from Bob every so often. The hypocrisy, lack of self-awareness, and sheer viciousness just gets to be too much to take. Fortunately, like most soap operas, you can always dip back in later and the storyline will be roughly the same. Yeah, you get a banger every now and then like Lindsay nuking him from orbit or "Germany invading Poland again would be good this time," but they're pretty rare.

 

[ChampFantana]

All of the Trump Reply Guys on Twitter were utter retards. But BOOB is a SPECIAL kind of waterhead and has devolved into a Glenn Greenwald Reply Guy, which is an order of magnitude more pathetic.

Which takes some doing considering that the imbeciles like Majid Padellan, Jeff Tiedrich, the Krassenstein Faggots, etc are some of the lowest forms of bipedal life on the planet.

Never stop dancing like the stupidest monkey on the planet for my amusement Buttbert.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Watching Moviebob constantly try to dunk on Glen Greenwald is certainly something.

One is one of the finest reporters on the planet, whose work has uncovered corruption and violation of civil liberties across at least three continents, and whose ironclad commitment to free speech and anti-authoritarianism puts him head and shoulders above damned near every other lefty on the planet.

The other is a literal basement dwelling virgin who talks about Disney superhero movies for a living in between chasing clout and trannies on Twitter.

Except unfortunately where his husbands buddies are concerned

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

All of the Trump Reply Guys on Twitter were utter retards. But BOOB is a SPECIAL kind of waterhead and has devolved into a Glenn Greenwald Reply Guy, which is an order of magnitude more pathetic.

Bob has been casting about aimlessly for a while since Inauguration Day- he keeps sniping at Glenn Greenwald and Michael Tracey and occasionally gets noticed (because "saying the quiet part out loud" is kind of his shtick) but like with EFAP, it's all negative attention. I think he's trying to suck up to the BreadTube/NeoLib faction by trying to gatekeep the "dirtbag left" (I'm pretty sure Aimee Therese has him blocked for this exact reason.) OFC, he doesn't realize how irrelevant and universally loathed he is, so it's going to go as well as you might expect.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Bob has been casting about aimlessly for a while since Inauguration Day- he keeps sniping at Glenn Greenwald and Michael Tracey and occasionally gets noticed (because "saying the quiet part out loud" is kind of his shtick) but like with EFAP, it's all negative attention. I think he's trying to suck up to the BreadTube/NeoLib faction by trying to gatekeep the "dirtbag left" (I'm pretty sure Aimee Therese has him blocked for this exact reason.) OFC, he doesn't realize how irrelevant and universally loathed he is, so it's going to go as well as you might expect.

Being fired twice by The Escapee also doesn't make for a good blotch on his root beer stained resume.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Turns out theres a chipman in BC:

 

[TowinKarz]

I don't know about "unethical," but I would put a small wager on "avoiding liability exposure given what happened last fucking time."

Normies don't like it, the Chinese don't like it, Disney is fast-tracking it to the discount package-deals bin as fast as they possibly can, since even THEY know there is absolutely no market or demand for this flick and that the entire "Capeshit Firehose" model is beyond no longer self-sustaining, it's now self-defeating.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Normies don't like it, the Chinese don't like it, Disney is fast-tracking it to the discount package-deals bin as fast as they possibly can, since even THEY know there is absolutely no market or demand for this flick and that the entire "Capeshit Firehose" model is beyond no longer self-sustaining, it's now self-defeating.

Who even cares anymore other than Instagram teens who don't even pay that much to make it break even.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Turns out theres a chipman in BC: View attachment 2446220

One more reason (in addition to Yaniv) for me to consider the Lower Mainland a fucking shithole that you couldn't pay me to go to.

The Okanagan's still cool though.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

You have to take a break from Bob every so often. The hypocrisy, lack of self-awareness, and sheer viciousness just gets to be too much to take. Fortunately, like most soap operas, you can always dip back in later and the storyline will be roughly the same. Yeah, you get a banger every now and then like Lindsay nuking him from orbit or "Germany invading Poland again would be good this time," but they're pretty rare.

There was a point where everything was hitting him one after the other last year. Getting shit on because his 'summer got cancelled', the Cuties shit, trying to get his followers to flag Memology, getting fired from the Escapist again, and then Lindsay.

I can't really think of what else could happen to him aside from losing his twitter or his patreon, but by this point I doubt either will happen. The only thing that could match Lindsay is bread tube coming after him hard but I think they're worried about being called out for believing the same thing Bob does, just quieter.

 

[Boom Boss]

There was a point where everything was hitting him one after the other last year. Getting shit on because his 'summer got cancelled', the Cuties shit, trying to get his followers to flag Memology, getting fired from the Escapist again, and then Lindsay.

I wish shit like this would happen again, because that was fucking hilarious!

 

[Koby_Fish]

One more reason (in addition to Yaniv) for me to consider the Lower Mainland a fucking shithole that you couldn't pay me to go to.

The Okanagan's still cool though.

the Island's pretty nice but pozzed to shit, given the fact there's a couple of Green politicians in freaking office. (one provincial two federal)

Is that Doug guy ackshually related to blob somehow, or is he just another typical NDP voter (which Bob would almost certainly be were he Canadian)?

 

[JJLiautaud]

the Island's pretty nice but pozzed to shit, given the fact there's a couple of Green politicians in freaking office. (one provincial two federal)

Is that Doug guy ackshually related to blob somehow, or is he just another typical NDP voter (which Bob would almost certainly be were he Canadian)?

I was just noting that his political opinions are basically MovieBlob's: Purge the Mayo Ghouls, make them suffer for imagined slights.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I was just noting that his political opinions are basically MovieBlob's: Purge the Mayo Ghouls, make them suffer for imagined slights.

that's hilarious, though, "crush the resistance" given that in 2016, people started claiming they were "the resistance" (reeeeeeeeeeeesistance) to Drumpf.

 

[make_it_so]

So, has Blobbert commented yet on the ongoing clusterfuck in Afghanistan, or is he like all Twitter BlueCheckmark Biden simps (and the Biden admin itself, apparently) just pretending it doesn't exist?

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

So, has Blobbert commented yet on the ongoing clusterfuck in Afghanistan, or is he like all Twitter BlueCheckmark Biden simps (and the Biden admin itself, apparently) just pretending it doesn't exist?

Like anything more complex than Marvel Movies or "Mayo ghouls bad!", he's gonna wait to see which direction the wind blows before he fires off one of his ice-hot "dunks"

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Suicide Squad Director Named in Underage Sex Assault Lawsuit for Hosting Pedophile-Themed Party

James Euringer, lead singer and songwriter of Mindless Self Indulgence, has been accused of sexual battery of a minor, according to a lawsuit filed in the New York Supreme Court on Monday.

humanevents.com

"According to documents obtained by Human Events News, the lawsuit also claims that Euringer attended a pedophile-themed party, hosted by Marvel director James Gunn, while dressed in a full-body rabbit suit."

Wonder how Bob will react to this after all his white knighting ?

He defends every other Hollywood accused pedophile.

and Cuties

What if they're Republican or involved in the government?

The driving force of the economy is -- don't you know? -- CONSOOM.

I don't see China is "use(ing) Marx as a Corporate Sales Training Manual"; rather they've just quietly swept Marx under rug.

Bob probably thinks our education and healthcare should be like Cuba, doesn't he?

The only time, I watched capeshit for the villains. I prefer villains over heroes.

Oh my God, it's just like the meme.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Forum was rolled back to August 15th, 12pm UTC+0.

Hey guys, we finally had a day without a single stupid Bob tweet being posted.

 

[Positron]

"Fuck off", you say?

Hey guys, we finally had a day without a single stupid Bob tweet being posted.

You won't escape Bobby's stupidity this easily. I'll prepare a best-of collection for the last 3 days' worth of tweets, but not right now.