US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Chris Chan could do a better job than Joe.

At this rate, everyone could do a better job than Joe.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

This video is dedicated to @JosephStalin.

Okay but when does she start unbuttoning her top?

 

[God of Nothing]

Agree. This is a blast to watch. The US government is getting exactly what it deserves. The only way this could get better is if they got Trump back, too. They really deserve a few more years of that.

The God Emperor cannot be fooled twice.
i fucking hope so, things ended terribly last time

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Biden trying to escape Ted Cruz, 2021, Colorized

This whole thing is fucking hilarious and just getting funnier.

Know a guy who's GWOT and LOOOOOOOVES to talk shit about Cold War guys being 'soft skilled' and 'not seeing combat'. He's fucking Reeeeeing over what happened.

It makes me fucking grin.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Oh shit I just had that bi-annual recollection that Jimmy Dore exists. I bet he has some pretty entertaining takes on this.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Resign. Incompetence to this degree deserves nothing less.

I really wish one journalist had the balls to ask if we taught the soldiers more CRT could this have been avoided.

(Late and gay, I know. This thread moves too fucking fast.)

Not to sound too much like a weeaboo glownigger, but seppuku ought to be an option here. General Millet has disgraced his nation and every man and woman under his command (read: every fucking member of the military) along with every man and woman who served in the Forever War. He absolutely should stain his fancy new pinks and greens with red to atone for being such a colossal fuck up.

SecDef Raytheon should do the same.

Resignation should not be an option for bungling a military operation this badly. Especially at the level of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs or Secretary of Defense.

Surf Mommy was the best candidate they had and they threw her to the wolves. Its more important to have that POC representation and an elderly dementia addled man who won't tweet mean things.

She was a relatively reasonable option for a Democrat. Hell, I thought that some of her policy ideas were good. She checked all the boxes:
Ambiguously brown
Woman
From an impoverished region
Agreeable to the typical American

Instead the super delegates chose Sleepy Joe and Kackling Kween Kamala. Now all of us get to pay for the consequences of Weekend at Biden's.

 

[Dona Morte]

Oh shit I just had that bi-annual recollection that Jimmy Dore exists. I bet he has some pretty entertaining takes on this.

Jimmy Dore is only good for 3 things:
1. Triggering Genk.
2. Exposing Muh Russia.
3. Sperging.
The fucker is VERY anti- cop to a point of one being put in paralysis.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Haven't laughed this hard at a happening in a long time, the depths of US incompetence truly know no bounds. I hope people in this thread realise the perception of America and its culture outside NA was never all that great. You're lauded for your vitality, passion and work ethic, but not much else. The sad part is that you burgers wouldn't need to care about literal whos perception if your influence didn't stretch so far. At this point, I can only feel sorry for anyone living in burgerland, you have my condolences. Your culture is the problem, not your leaders. Elect who you want, the cathedral needs nothing short of demolition.

Such a clear-cut example why America makes for a poor Leader of the Free World is great, if only your cultural exports could be questioned in the same way.

Have fun dealing with Russia, China, or the DPRK lmao, I'd worry about that more.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Jimmy Dore is only good for 3 things:
1. Triggering Genk.
2. Exposing Muh Russia.
3. Sperging.
The fucker is VERY anti- cop to a point of one being put in paralysis.

Yeah I know what Jimmy Dore is but he's entertaining as hell and he annoys all the people I dislike. Come to think of it that's like this other guy I know of...

 

[JabbasAnalFissure]

It seems like CNN has turned against this administration, but it is wild watching MSNBC. If that’s all you watched, you would think that nothing in Afghanistan was going on and we are being attacked by white nationalists at every street corner.

They were actually running a breathless segment on Republican efforts to suppress voters with election reform.

There really is no hope.

 

[Psyduck]

I find unironic love for the surfy milfy naive and perplexing

I did not say thirst, that's completely understandable

If you ask me anyone that refers to any female as "mommy" deserves the fucking rope

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

So you're telling me that the American mainstream news media now (at least temporarily) has become split on what narrative to push and that attempts to spin it away from the President Biden's atrocious fuckup in Afghanistan are failing?

 

[Anya15]

Bye Taiwan

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Lol, that red typhoon is looking to be a very interesting site to say the least.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Its buyers remorse. It's the fact that an 'adult' shitting himself is worse than an asshole and won't give you a "return to normal". Biden is a fucking national disgrace along with his pedophile drug addict son.

He's the weakest president of the modern age and his military and intelligence agencies are laughably incompetent.

I'm sure 'white rage' is a huge issue you stupid faggot. The DoD is fucking incompetent and burned a trillions of dollars over 20 years on a country that collapsed in 3 fucking days. Along with glowie retards who armed the Taliban thinking they would oppose China, meanwhile China and the Taliban are sucking each other's cocks. Somehow the US intelligence apparatus is even more fucking incompetent by the day.

Maybe people should be you know, fired or held accountable for fucking up this massively and making us an empire in clear decline? Nah lol, personal responsibility goes against neo liberalism and liberal progressives. It's not their fault Afghanistan collapsed. They just didn't have enough niggers, troons and women in charge. Diversity is clearly the problem

More like biden remorse. Did they think voting biden in would make this country a utopia?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Wonder how Obama is feeling right now that Joe is fucking up hard for both him and himself.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Did they think voting biden in would make this country a utopia?

Yes.

A lot of his supporters online seemed to think he'd hand out stimmy checks every month, cancel student loans, force Amazon to give out free products, get rid of all the Trumpers (by force if necessary), the WuFlu would instantly vanish, and luxury (non)space Communism would happen within a year or two.

The fucking delusions were off the charts.

 

[GuntPunt]

Wonder how Obama is feeling right now that Joe is fucking up hard for both him and himself.

Obama hates Joe. He chose him for VP for fundraising from the old school corrupt side of the Democratic Party Establishment. He thinks he is an idiot and a fuck-up. That's why he was so late to come to the campaign trail for him during 2020. He even begged Joe not to run in 2020. Him fucking up is probably to be expected from his point of view.

"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up." -Barrack Obama

 

[Sithis]

Yes.

A lot of his supporters online seemed to think he'd hand out stimmy checks every month, cancel student loans, force Amazon to give out free products, get rid of all the Trumpers (by force if necessary), the WuFlu would instantly vanish, and luxury (non)space Communism would happen within a year or two.

The fucking delusions were off the charts.

The danger is the fact that they're now actively directing his brainless supporters to think that the only thing keeping them from getting all those gibs is those dirty unwashed masses of "republican" "antivaxxer" "science deniers".
Things are still primed to get bloody once the monkeys at the zoo are told they only have to kill the penguins to get their freedom and baubles.

 

[Meat Target]

Yes.

A lot of his supporters online seemed to think he'd hand out stimmy checks every month, cancel student loans, force Amazon to give out free products, get rid of all the Trumpers (by force if necessary), the WuFlu would instantly vanish, and luxury (non)space Communism would happen within a year or two.

The fucking delusions were off the charts.

I've said it plenty of times: They're more scared of you than you are of them. They're horrified to realize that they can't vote the Deplorables out of existence because Bad Orange Man is out of the White House.

I normally don't lurk Twatter, but have been on it all day today. The hottest take I found was "[Republicans] are conflating freedom with defiance".

It drives them hopping mad that someone, somewhere, there exists someone that is disobeying them. And it makes me smile.

 

[Mr Cuddles]

I find unironic love for the surfy milfy naive and perplexing

I did not say thirst, that's completely understandable

Some people who liked Trump aren't traditional republican (myself included). Definitely don't agree with everything she says or stands for but she is a breath of fresh air compared to what the democrat swamp has been throwing up. If she got the nomination in 2020 I would have been elated because then I know I couldn't lose. I think I still would have preferred Trump but I could see a lot of left leaning and reluctant Trump supporters like Syrian li, Shield Breaker and others voting for her.

If she did run, she could have won without the election "fortification". Ironic that, the libtards on this site and irl will say how much they hated Trump they had to vote for Biden but at no stage would compromise and nominate the one person who could have beaten him straight up. The one person who isn't so much as Idpol whore as they claim they aren't.

They truly disgust me.