Saints Row thread

Moths said:
The fuck is with this focus on golf courses on this fucking map, am I gonna be playing fucking golf in this gangbangin' game? Might as well add a fucking country club that I can play tennis with the other degenerates too
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GTA Online has golf bullshit.
 
TVStactic said:
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umm, i'm not a muricanno to attach myself to such things, however pretending to be blind and not seeing the chages is dumb.
also stolen from /v/
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by the way, who is RPG?
reddit is on maximum copium mode and it's saying some faggot called RPG played the game beforehand and he said it's like SR4 mechanics wise but it's "new"
meaning they probably ripped watch dogs, i swear Ubisoft people leave a mark that is easy to recognize in any game they work in, like a specific shit stench.
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(if i can kill my support characters and switch them for the other gang ones then i'd consider pirating this fucking shit.)
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My reaction to """golf"""
 
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Saint Row IV warned us.
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I never thought I'd see the day where I'd ever consider SR3 more of a Saints Row game than anything else in the franchise. What the actual fuck is this? This isn't the series I stayed up all night playing because it was fun as hell. This isn't the series that made my baby cousin say nigga in grade school. This isn't the series that made me feel like a hardcore mothafuckin gangsta.

Jesus Christ, I actually fucking miss SR3. It had character, which is one of its saving graces. I ain't buying any of this woke shit.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
GTA Online has golf bullshit.
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GTA V had it first like how GTA IV had bowling. Nobody golfs in Online anymore, unless you get it as a daily challenge or something. It was pretty much Rockstar's lazy way of including content.

I don't see how a gang of hipsters are gonna get Street Cred playing golf, though. If this were the old Saints Row you'd probably get a mission helping some pro golf player get some strange, then have to protect him from his wife's wrath.
 
ZMOT said:
pretty sure it's just your average woketard and twitter activist who has no intention of buying it in the first place and just chimes in due to the drama to "fuck the haters". it's like comparing retard-era to the rest of the internet, everyone not absolutely retarded by now knows how that's gonna play out, which makes their twitter doubling down even more hilarious since you have to wonder if they unironically think they're master fixers trying to sell a game via outrage or just that out of touch (going by all the dev comments I assume the latter, because holy fuck I can't remember when I've seen that level of bay area politics retardation)

you can pretty much guarantee most won't even remember it when it comes out in 6 months and all in all will be even more forgettable than agents of mayhem. there might be a revival of the drama for a bit but most people won't care for long. after it bombs there's no point anymore for even the woketards have to stick around, if there's nothing else happening at the time to keep them outraged to begin with.
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Oh I still fully expect a decent amount of retards will buy this before rating it 5/10 it was okay, meaning it goes out like a wet fart. I actually predict at least five of you people will need to get suck off a shotgun, since you'll buy it when it comes out despite the proof before your eyes, excuses to consoom on the lips as you do it.
 
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Adamska said:
Oh I still fully expect a decent amount of retards will buy this before rating it 5/10 it was okay, meaning it goes out like a wet fart. I actually predict at least five of you people will need to get suck off a shotgun, since you'll buy it when it comes out despite the proof before your eyes, excuses to consoom on the lips as you do it.
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its a woketivist game now every journofags gonna be giving it 11/10s for its bravery and normies are gonna eat that shit up
 
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Moths said:
its a woketivist game now every journofags gonna be giving it 11/10s for its bravery and normies are gonna eat that shit up
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Honestly? That doesn't help. What will likely happen is a lot of fucking idiots, including several in this thread because I've seen this enough times to predict at least three members who've posted in this thread will do this, will pre-buy this game or buy it in the first week.

It'll get 9/10 or so, but player reaction will be between 5 - 7/10 or so because reviewers are filthy pig fuckers who have no value. Then its sales will die like a child left out in Siberia to fist fight a polar bear and they're going to honk and bleat success and never mention it again.
 
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"We're trying to differentiate from GTA!"

*puts in golf course and other stupid shit GTA put in that nobody actually likes to do anymore*

Adamska said:
I've seen this enough times to predict at least three members who've posted in this thread will do this, will pre-buy this game or buy it in the first week.
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I think we've seen at least 3 or 4 who are already pulling the "Well, the gameplay looks fun. I'll buy it on sale!" schtick.

I agree with others who have said this; it needs to languish on shelves. This needs to have horrible player numbers. I'm sick of people who cry about a game but end up buying it within a month anyways. "I just had to see how bad it is" No. Shut up. Time to take a stand. This is where this "let's just give it a chance" bullshit has lead us. Shit like Cyberpunk 2077 and now Saints Row.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Wasn’t there a joke/story but in 3 where the Saints realized they were being seen as too sanitized and marketable?

This feels like the game that would have been made in-universe at that point.
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SRIV also had the They Live homage, remember when the left thought it was cool to question authority and mass media?
 
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Gutts said:
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self insert or nah?
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maybe

ProblematicUser420 said:
"We're trying to differentiate from GTA!"

*puts in golf course and other stupid shit GTA put in that nobody actually likes to do anymore*



I think we've seen at least 3 or 4 who are already pulling the "Well, the gameplay looks fun. I'll buy it on sale!" schtick.

I agree with others who have said this; it needs to languish on shelves. This needs to have horrible player numbers. I'm sick of people who cry about a game but end up buying it within a month anyways. "I just had to see how bad it is" No. Shut up. Time to take a stand. This is where this "let's just give it a chance" bullshit has lead us. Shit like Cyberpunk 2077 and now Saints Row.
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not gonna happen, the industry is too big to fail at this point
 
Gutts said:
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self insert or nah?
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Definitely a self insert. The only reason to even pirate the game would be to cap that male looking creature ingame. Probably will only be allowed to shoot 'cisgender' white males.

I played most of the prior games. SRIV had this stupid VR segment that caused me to abandon the game. 3 was okay, and I liked the first.
 
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