US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Just wait for the whiskey tax baby, but knowing these retards they'll try to tax vodka to get back and those darn dirty Russians. I was gonna say Seppuku is the only way Joe can die honorably but at this point if he were to come out and say "I wanted to destroy globalist liberalism" I might be inclined to believe him. Because holy fuck if this continues people are gonna look at that Libertarian conference where dudes got naked and danced as the sane alternative the dems.

tax vodka

THIS MEANS WAR

 

[Titos]

Look on the bright side, if Biden makes it through this to September 11th, only God himself could stop him.

At the rate things are going god really doesn't seem to like leftists of the globalist type, wiping out fentanyl floyd monuments, creating chaos for all their plans. I would say "God kills president" is a great headline but to my knowledge God has proven immune to CIA bribes of cocaine and hookers.

 

[derpherp2]

Hey Biden.
You like sniffing children don't you?

Why not sniff these children.

Extra crispy with America's secret herbs and drone strikes.
Faggot.

 

[Michael Wade]

so There’s a good chance we bombed civilians and American soldiers, in addition to Biden being an uninterested asshole at the funeral. Amazing

 

[Collections Agent]

WTF is wrong with these people? Do they not realize that there are going to be photographers at events like this?

There's not great odds Biden even knows where he is. Remember, They were originally not even going to go there so he is probably really confused and worried about making his next event on time

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Is the term of your bet specifically "resigins". If it's doesn't see out his term for whatever reason, I think you're going to win. But resigns is shaky when there's so many other possibilities such as the 25th, running off the top of the Whitehouse thinking it's a diving board or even just being chewed to death by Kamala Major.

I also made a bet where Biden resigns in his first term by scandal. Along with Harris.

 

[Titos]

Hey Biden.
You like sniffing children don't you?

Why not sniff these children.

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Extra crispy with America's secret herbs and drone strikes.
Faggot.

Please tell me those aren't actually the kids that just got killed. I'm trying to save my esophagus and at this rate the stomach acid is going to burn through it before the cigs do.

 

[derpherp2]

Please tell me those aren't actually the kids that just got killed. I'm trying to save my esophagus and at this rate the stomach acid is going to burn through it before the cigs do.

They're the children that got drone striked.
Twitter's current cope is that a congressman, an afghan official, and a former navy seal are both concurrently wrong and are deepfake agents or some shit. While concurrent screaming about how this shouldn't be political.

It shouldn't but you faggots literally cannot comprehend anything as nonpolitical, apparently unless it actively goes against your reality.
Fuck. Off.
Looking for the corpse pictures atm btw.
Only see the picture from earlier, and the charred leg does look vaguely child-like.

 

[Oats12345]

They're the children that got drone striked.
Twitter's current cope is that a congressman, an afghan official, and a former navy seal are both concurrently wrong and are deepfake agents or some shit. While concurrent screaming about how this shouldn't be political.

It shouldn't but you faggots literally cannot comprehend anything as nonpolitical, apparently unless it actively goes against your reality.
Fuck. Off.

So just flat out in denial

 

[gaystoner]

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killed our own terp and some kids

 

[Titos]

They're the children that got drone striked.
Twitter's current cope is that a congressman and a former navy seal are both concurrently wrong and are deepfake agents or some shit.

God fucking damnit, god says hate is not good but I doubt he'd feel the same way about hatred towards the people that do this shit. I am not particularly fond of goatfuckers but they're kids goddamnit. What kinda monster do you have to be to do this kinda shit to some innocent kids who probably had no idea what was happening to their country and family isn't "normal". I am probably gonna get fired from my job for not showing up tonight but I fucking can't with this shit anymore, I'd rather not be employed and not pay taxes that go towards this shit. FUCK OFF.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

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9/11 was in inside job! #isapoliticalbum

 

[FlappyBat]

So when do we bomb a hospital, since we're speed running the past 3 administration's fuck ups.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So how many crises are running parallel now? We've got the delta surge, the afghan shitshow, Katrina 2: Electric Boogaloo, the eviction moratorium being struck down, immigrants pouring through the southern border at a completely unsustainable rate, and China rapidly ratcheting up it's Taiwan threats. Did I miss anything?

Man, it’s beginning to feel like 2005 all over again.

 

[Collections Agent]

Anyone who thinks a drone strike isn't political is mentally handicapped at best, maliciously disinformative at worst.

Bad orange man went 4 years full of precision strikes that either killed the intended target or destroyed important terrorist infrastructure with little to no collateral at all.

Joe Biden has the first responsive drone strike after a crisis and he allegedly friendly fires a ton of civilians, army, and children, with no confirmed terrorist even with a boo boo on their knee.

Saying that bad leadership led to this is literally inherently political

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Hey Biden.
You like sniffing children don't you?

Why not sniff these children.

so There’s a good chance we bombed civilians and American soldiers, in addition to Biden being an uninterested asshole at the funeral. Amazing

Biden said to sniff out all the children. The generals thought he said "snuff out".

 

[Feline Supremacist]

God fucking damnit, god says hate is not good but I doubt he'd feel the same way about hatred towards the people that do this shit. I am not particularly fond of goatfuckers but they're kids goddamnit. What kinda monster do you have to be to do this kinda shit to some innocent kids who probably had no idea what was happening to their country and family isn't "normal". I am probably gonna get fired from my job for not showing up tonight but I fucking can't with this shit anymore, I'd rather not be employed and not pay taxes that go towards this shit. FUCK OFF.

That Cardinal who banned this can go to hell, its my go to prayer rn

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Trump would need a sherpa and a hoist to reach Tess' pussy.

Please tell me those aren't actually the kids that just got killed. I'm trying to save my esophagus and at this rate the stomach acid is going to burn through it before the cigs do.

They're the children that got drone striked.
Twitter's current cope is that a congressman, an afghan official, and a former navy seal are both concurrently wrong and are deepfake agents or some shit. While concurrent screaming about how this shouldn't be political.

It shouldn't but you faggots literally cannot comprehend anything as nonpolitical, apparently unless it actively goes against your reality.
Fuck. Off.
Looking for the corpse pictures atm btw.
Only see the picture from earlier, and the charred leg does look vaguely child-like.

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God fucking damnit, god says hate is not good but I doubt he'd feel the same way about hatred towards the people that do this shit. I am not particularly fond of goatfuckers but they're kids goddamnit. What kinda monster do you have to be to do this kinda shit to some innocent kids who probably had no idea what was happening to their country and family isn't "normal". I am probably gonna get fired from my job for not showing up tonight but I fucking can't with this shit anymore, I'd rather not be employed and not pay taxes that go towards this shit. FUCK OFF.

Fuck
Fucking hell
Fuck
This is not even funny anymore

 

[Oats12345]

That Cardinal who banned this can go to hell, its my go to prayer rn
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Why did a Cardinal ban it? Thats a good pray. That's our last pray every Sunday at church

 

[Billy Beer]

Hey Biden.
You like sniffing children don't you?

Why not sniff these children.

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Extra crispy with America's secret herbs and drone strikes.
Faggot.

Killing kids to own Trump. Its a bold strategy cotton, let's see if it pays off.