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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
All correct. Also, you don't shear every animal every year. A two-birther, for example, puts more resources into milk, so you skip a year with that one. And if none of them are producing quality wool, give them time. And fucking feed them better!
See here we are offering sound advice but the tranch egos will only prompt their lukers to roll their eyes and call us a site of hateful Earls.
No! God damnit, no! Are they doing nothing to regulate their breeding?

That mother is going to die. So is her cria, probably. The timing is all fucked up.
They let the animals breed like crazy as a way to compensate for the fact that none of them ever will (or again in a few cases)
 
Enjoy some pictures of mongoloid Jen.
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If you drew Jen's fucked up skeletal body in ANY pose you would flunk art class for how unrealistic and disturbing that shit is. What the FUCK
 
Guess it’s safe to assume Jen liked pro ana girls in high school. He also learned how to lie badly about totally not being anorexic to concerned lookers on.

I find it hard to believe Jen was ever over 300lbs because his skin isn’t saggy and there doesn’t appear to be any surgery scars. I mean, PL but I’m not a doctor, but wouldn’t going from that weight to literally skeletal have some effect on his skin?

Tranny tits always spook me when I open the spoilers. They’re like jump scares. The image may be gone but I’m on edge for the rest of the afternoon.
 
I'm not exactly a connoisseur on the subject (in fact, I avoid it as much as I can), but those are the cone-est cone tits I've ever had the displeasure to click a spoiler tag to be surprised by.

Dude looks like a fucking D&D hag. I didn't even know such a thing was biologically possible.
 
I've never seen such baffling anatomy in the entirety of my time here, and I've seen Kevin's amhole being penetrated by a bowling pin shaped semi-chub.
 
Guess it’s safe to assume Jen liked pro ana girls in high school. He also learned how to lie badly about totally not being anorexic to concerned lookers on.

I find it hard to believe Jen was ever over 300lbs because his skin isn’t saggy and there doesn’t appear to be any surgery scars. I mean, PL but I’m not a doctor, but wouldn’t going from that weight to literally skeletal have some effect on his skin?
If he was 300lbs at 17 (2001) and over 6" (I'd guess he's at least 6'3" now, but I'm basing that on the pic of them at the table and Kevin and Penny's heights)...

If he's 37 and he trooned out at 23 and the weight loss was part of the trooning, then no, there wouldn't be much of, if any, effect on his skin. Under 30 the skin is pretty damn elastic and can manage a weight loss of 100 or so pounds without the sort of excess skin you see on middle-aged deathfats who've been 200lbs+ overweight their entire lives.

Edit: Also filters to obscure whatever silver stretch marks he may have left from 20 years ago... although you can see some textured stretch marks under his armpit going down over his ribs. Actually over his lower back as well... I bet he looks like a goddamn malnourished zebra IRL.

Edit 2: One more thing... SHAVE YOUR FUCKING PITS YOU DISGUSTING WASTES OF FLESH. I get that y'all think you're True and Honest Lesbians, but I think you'll find there are a lot of lesbians out there who give a good goddamn about grooming - pits, legs, and EYEBROWS. But I guess it's okay, because they're not ever going to fuck you gross hairy men anyway.
 
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