Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

Jr is stupid enough to realize when the pot is calling the kettle black. No one likes his shitty music and I'm surprised he even has "28 monthly listeners" on Spotify. Should thank kiwis for at least giving you a few views even if it is just for laughs. Jack just had that gallstone emergency and he is bacon wrapping brisket... This man will never learn.


This 100x.

He makes this "joke" bi-weekly. He is the only one who thinks he is funny. Anyone unironically liking and commenting on his posts is likely a boomer, small-minded soy-faced mush brain like himself. So much for not complaining on facebook and leaving it to his faggy prayer journal. God isn't listening, Jack. He is calling your number any day now.


I love this series. It is quintessential Jack at his finest. When showing someone Jacks videos, I tend to show them the "playing with your food" series where he cooks the frozen pizzas and scrapes the toppings off counting every pepperoni and weighing the cheese. This kills me every time since he under cooks every single pizza and clearly shows a bias based off nothing but his retard logic of more=better. You can't fault a company for your mistake but Jack will be Jack.

this is my favorite "playing with your food" video. jack isn't satisfied with the nachos at the first two places he tries and rants about how they are both hispanic owned and the cooks are hispanic, so therefore the nachos should be better because hispanic people "grew up on nachos" and in this retard's mind, nachos are an authentic mexican dish. he also doesn't know what queso blanco is

 

[Shucky Ducky]

I love this series. It is quintessential Jack at his finest. When showing someone Jacks videos, I tend to show them the "playing with your food" series where he cooks the frozen pizzas and scrapes the toppings off counting every pepperoni and weighing the cheese. This kills me every time since he under cooks every single pizza and clearly shows a bias based off nothing but his retard logic of more=better. You can't fault a company for your mistake but Jack will be Jack.

I'm fascinated that he truly doesn't seem to understand that ALL pizzas are mostly bread.

 

[Pig Cups]

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

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Haha the devil will taunt him with the laughter of Garret as he burns for his gluttony and sinful ways.

You ARE going to burn Jack. You are a hopeless glutton and time for repentance is almost out.

 

[Chandler Bing]

I’m surprised he hasn’t been flagged as spam yet in some of these groups.

edit: RIP Brisket

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Jack I know you read this thread you glutton. Truly, thank you, for aiming to have that third stroke for us this year

 

[Chandler Bing]

He's a lurker...
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Jr. Your wife's going to leave you when she sees the dudes peddling cds on the street corner are more successful musicians than you.

Better work on that form and actually get some gains so you can find you a 2nd mommywife like your daddy did.

Edit: fml double post again like a moron. Sorry as usual.

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

He's a lurker...
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hey jack jr, i notice you haven't refuted the claim that you like underage boys. you should really post an instagram story about it or it's probably true by default

also your form is bad

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Hey Jack Jr., do you realize how successful a diss track on your father would be? There are several of us here that would gladly collaborate with you to write something absolutely hilarious. Just think about it. Your father is a manipulative manbaby who takes advantage of your mother's beliefs while providing absolutely nothing to the relationship. If your mother wasn't a Christian she'd have left him long ago. It isn't fair to her that she has to spend the last half of her life taking care of an adult who has destroyed his own body through gluttony (which is one of the seven deadly sins btw). Your father doesn't deserve your respect and he makes a mockery of your Christian values. If you love your mother then you must have had these thoughts before. Act on them.

 

[Compositesludge]

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I must disagree with Jack. I know Jr's music is bad, but I don't think it's quite bad enough for it to be played in Hell.

 

[Staffy]

you know someone's a retard when they brag about not clicking on spam emails

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Yeah that happened alright.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Haha the devil will taunt him with the laughter of Garret as he burns for his gluttony and sinful ways.

You ARE going to burn Jack. You are a hopeless glutton and time for repentance is almost out.

Fuck Garret's laughter, Jack's hell would be to be trapped in a room with only stale bread and water while being able to see Garrett enjoying a fine steak with all the fixings. Then when he cries about how unfair it is a demon looking like Garret shows up and chokes him like a bitch.

Seriously Jack is heading for hell. He's committed all the seven deadly sins.

• Lust in his lust for big black dick.
• Gluttony well duh! That one's obvious.
• Greed how many grills, smokers and cheap Chinese crap does this man own and keep getting more of?
• Sloth like he works out or does anything with effort. His signature thing is the "lazy man" recipe. That's sloth.
• Wrath for wanting to napalm Palestine and choking the hell out of Garrett.
• Envy for being envious of everybody who's more successful than he is.
• Pride if there's one thing that defines Jack other than being a fat thin skinned little faggot is he's proud of himself for no reason.

So there you go. All Seven Deadly Sins. He's going to hell.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Fuck Garret's laughter, Jack's hell would be to be trapped in a room with only stale bread and water while being able to see Garrett enjoying a fine steak with all the fixings. Then when he cries about how unfair it is a demon looking like Garret shows up and chokes him like a bitch.

Jack tied into a dining room chair, with infinite half-cooked chicken within reach...

...of his stroke arm.

 

[Pig Cups]

Why why why the fuck would you stuff a brisket? I mean, different strokes for different folks and all, but just WHY??

Along with appearing undercooked, I can’t decide which physiological horror this resembles most…oozing pus, gangrene, Mucormycosis, or Necrotizing Fasciitis.

 

[Aaway]

Why why why the fuck would you stuff a brisket? I mean, different strokes for different folks and all, but just WHY??
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Along with appearing undercooked, I can’t decide which physiological horror this resembles most…oozing pus, gangrene, Mucormycosis, or Necrotizing Fasciitis.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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Nicest guy on YouTube.

seriously though, what is that green shit? Did he shove some veggies in so we all stop bothering him about his diet?

 

[Compositesludge]

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Your gallbladder finally capitulating to physics and exploding shrapnel out of your turgid ham-carcass like somebody brought a claymore to the dining table.

 

[Aaway]

Nicest guy on YouTube.

seriously though, what is that green shit? Did he shove some veggies in so we all stop bothering him about his diet?

 

[boxybum]

Why why why the fuck would you stuff a brisket? I mean, different strokes for different folks and all, but just WHY??
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Along with appearing undercooked, I can’t decide which physiological horror this resembles most…oozing pus, gangrene, Mucormycosis, or Necrotizing Fasciitis.

This is a 110% chance that none of the stuffing inside of the brisket cooked properly let alone the brisket.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Does this fat faggot not understand what a rub or marinade is? Why in the name of all that is good would you stuff a brisket? Much less one that is covered completely with bacon?

Mushbrain has to be trolling us as this point because he's literally too stupid to live.

 

[Staffy]

Why why why the fuck would you stuff a brisket? I mean, different strokes for different folks and all, but just WHY??
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Along with appearing undercooked, I can’t decide which physiological horror this resembles most…oozing pus, gangrene, Mucormycosis, or Necrotizing Fasciitis.

That green stuff looks like a colony of parasites.