Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Schmuck of Ages]

I forgot that Jack is taking Jr and Brianna to Vegas but I guess it's happening.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

- That picture of Jr with the duck lips is the gayest thing I've seen in a long time, and I regularly watch Ru Paul's Drag Race. Seems like he's taking after his father in continually trying to prove his heterosexuality in the most flamboyant ways possible.

I got a really vivid mental image of Jr coming out of the closet, and then Jack choking Jr with his left hand and whipping his gray right hand at his son's face to beat the gay out of him.
But I don't think Jack would stand a chance to win Jr in a fight anymore.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I forgot that Jack is taking Jr and Brianna to Vegas but I guess it's happening.

Honestly that makes me wonder why he won't eat at the Heart Attack Grill while he's in Vegas, since some of his recipes have more calories, fat and salt than the Quadruple Bypass Burger.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Honestly that makes me wonder why he won't eat at the Heart Attack Grill while he's in Vegas, since some of his recipes have more calories, fat and salt than the Quadruple Bypass Burger.

Because he is on a diet dont you know.

Profile by sanford, It works.
Down 36 punds and a pinhole in the belt, better not ruin those sweet results by going to a place for fatties.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Profile by sanford, It works.
Down 36 punds and a pinhole in the belt, better not ruin those sweet results by going to a place for fatties.

I'd still love for him do to a video on the "Keto Quadruple Bypass Burger" and claim that it's healthy.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

This makes about as much since as Jack's stroke posts.

 

[boxybum]

I hope they all get covid

 

[Adamska]

This makes about as much since as Jack's stroke posts.

This is Jr. again proving he acts like a pedophile since he wants to give candy to young boys.

 

[captkrisma]

This makes about as much since as Jack's stroke posts.

Jr is trying so hard, but he fails yet again by showing his "cheat". If you're serious about building muscle, you eat a FUCKTON of carbs for your cheat...but they're mostly fiber, not sugar. My post workout cheat meal is a whole box of cereal. The reason you do this is to load your body with fiber to help pass the protein you consume.

I also dread how Jr will act while in Vegas. He and Jack will likely act like petulant manchildren. One takeaway from Vegas is to act like The Rat Pack, not The Wolf Pack. Handle your liquor, dress to impress, tip generously, and be respectful. Basically everything Jack and Jr aren't.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Uploaded archived version.

This video is peak Scalfani as he butchers a brisket with his self-admitted "Bad arm", and that's only 6 minutes in the video. This is a horror thriller in food preparation.

Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jack Daniels Brisket - ZGRILL REVIEW(480P)​

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Oh jack, using your dead appendage as a paperweight isn’t really using your arm

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

So when Jack and Tammy are doing the nasty, I wonder what sex position they do. (Or for that matter, since Jack probably can't see his own penis, is he even capable of penetrating Big T anymore)?

I doubt Jack has properly coomed in almost a decade. This fuck head probably gets his only jollies via prostate stimulation from the massive ass shits he has to be taking on a daily basis.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I hope they all get covid

Normally I would disagree, but nah. People who are stupid enough to be anti vax and put others at risk by not wearing masks (which protect against other germs too), you deserve covid.

 

[salmonellajack]

@rubytintedchix

Worth reviewing this shit on PCLM. Spits his gum out if his car window (tries to defend it in the comments by saying he makes sure it goes in the bushes and it's ok). Basically has a bitch fit because he is dissatisfied with his burger and swaps it for a new one (not to be confused with the most recent time he did this)
https://youtu.be/UpFbI50GsUE

Basically Jack at his most obnoxious throughout

 

[feral cat #6385]

I hope they all get covid

I hope they get the MU-TO variant of Covid.

 

[Aaway]

I forgot that Jack is taking Jr and Brianna to Vegas but I guess it's happening.

as phil leotardo once put it: "the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass"

Jr is trying so hard, but he fails yet again by showing his "cheat". If you're serious about building muscle, you eat a FUCKTON of carbs for your cheat...but they're mostly fiber, not sugar. My post workout cheat meal is a whole box of cereal. The reason you do this is to load your body with fiber to help pass the protein you consume.

I also dread how Jr will act while in Vegas. He and Jack will likely act like petulant manchildren. One takeaway from Vegas is to act like The Rat Pack, not The Wolf Pack. Handle your liquor, dress to impress, tip generously, and be respectful. Basically everything Jack and Jr aren't.

the scalfanis won't do anything except eat while in vegas

they don't drink or gamble because jesus. that basically leaves restaurants, the pool, shopping, and shows as the only forms of recreation. guarantee jr blows his hard earned 7/11 graveyard shift money on some nikes

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I forgot that Jack is taking Jr and Brianna to Vegas but I guess it's happening.

I wonder if we can get an IP2 crossover

 

[desudesu]

This is Jr. again proving he acts like a pedophile since he wants to give candy to young boys.

Funny how the more Jr. desperately wants to "look straight", the gayer he presents himself.

 

[Fatty2988]

He's only posting that because a few 'influencer' bodybuilders eat rice crispy treats post workout and it's been a thing recently.

 

[rubytintedchix]

So Jack decided to do an immediate copyright strike on episode 18 of PCTLM. I was napping, so I wasn’t aware it happened until after the show. Usually he does the 7 day window of letting you take it down or contacting him. This was an immediate takedown. The video that pissed him off was Sante Fe Importers video. That’s what triggered him this time around. The truth hurts, doesn’t it, fatty?

Waiting to hear back about next steps currently. In the mean time, I hope Jack is disabled by stroke 3 while pissing out kidney stones the size and shape of stalactites.

 

[Scented Candle]

I'm a day late and just caught up on the brisket video but man this sucks.

Spoiler: Meat sperging

I don't discourage experimenting in the kitchen but brisket is just one of those foods that's simple, it doesn't need much more than a good rub and/or a slather. I've never in my entire life heard of a stuffed brisket and for good reason, it's a fucking retarded idea, it looked like he stuffed it with a goddamn caesar salad by the end of it and I can guarantee he just threw the vegetables out after he cooked it. Also bacon wrapping a brisket at the start of the cook absolutely guarantees that you won't get a smoke ring and that the bacon will be dry as hell by the end of it, if you're going to commit the crime of throwing a bacon lattice on your brisket (don't) then at least add it midway through the cook so you don't ruin both meats. This has to be one of his all time worst food abortions, every single original idea this man comes up with is a spectacular failure and this has to be one of his worst by far.