Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[forgotten corn]

She’s acknowledged it before I think, but just goes with the “you’re just as bad blah blah blah” type of excuse. You can see her interact with actually marginalized people on her social media and she absolutely doesn’t know how to handle criticism from them. It’s why she starts breaking down and going suicide mode every time she gets called out for racism by a person of color. She’s spent so long building up anyone who opposes her as white, cishet, and able bodied that when anyone contradicts that her tiny brain implodes.

 

[Actually Christian Bale]

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...being unemployable is not the same as retiring.

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She claims she's 190, but I bet she's off by a fair bit:
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And a new patch:
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>thinking you can be skinny shamed at a bmi of 25.7

Only in the US of A.

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Also, looks like someone made a podcast about Stephanie a while back.

Of course she wants to worship/work with Loki, like all maladjusted white wannabe witchoids. Funny how no new age "witch" even considered worshipping Loki before Marvel portrayed him as an uwu misunderstood prettyboy with daddy issues and a superiority complex. Staph probably thinks Tom Hiddleston visits her at night if she burns a few used tampons.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

>thinking you can be skinny shamed at a bmi of 25.7

Only in the US of A.


Of course she wants to worship/work with Loki, like all maladjusted white wannabe witchoids. Funny how no new age "witch" even considered worshipping Loki before Marvel portrayed him as an uwu misunderstood prettyboy with daddy issues and a superiority complex. Staph probably thinks Tom Hiddleston visits her at night if she burns a few used tampons.

I don't know if that's a good thing or not. IMO she'd flick her bean to the original, mythical Loki even more - son of a jötunn and a goddess, father of some guy, a goddess, a wolf, the World Serpent, and the eight-legged horse - the last of which he bore and gave birth to. Last but definitely not least a massive raging asshole, the likes of who she seems to love.

 

[Ceres]

I’m gonna assume Staph’s knowledge of Norse paganism is about as sound as her grasp on demons and the occult. You’d think she’d obsess over Freyja, the badass and beautiful goddess of love and sex and war with her chariot that’s pulled by CATS. No, once again her attention goes straight to the chaotic, discordian figure that has been reimagined by Disney into a misunderstood uwu bean that’s played by another lanky dark haired actor. God, she is so painfully heterosexual.

(Watch Staph pretend to be the reincarnation of Freyja now. The ancestors are already chortling in Valhalla.)

 

[Miss Misery]

eight-legged horse - the last of which he bore and gave birth to.

Not to mention he got pregnant with Sleipnir by turning himself into a mare, so he's a trans furry.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Then don't eat crunchy food, you fucking mong.

 

[Everybody]

Also, looks like someone made a podcast about Stephanie a while back.

2 weens snorting about basic cow traits, not worth any money.

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She's morphing into a real cow!

 

[JaneThough]

I feel like if you have severe GERD you probably shouldn't be eating random weeds you found in a lot.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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'Chronic acid reflux' every time she posts something like this how does she not realise she is being ridiculous? Chronic acid reflux is not a disability.

 

[Ceres]

She’ll eat whatever colorful weeds she finds growing in an empty lot because “ooh so ~witchy~” but she’s too chickenshit to smoke marijuana?

 

[Snack Cracker]

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I can’t get over the fact that she’s running into empty lots and eating the weeds.

And no, I don’t think she’s washing them first because that requires effort and patience.
Seeing Staph in a vacant lot in her fedora eating weeds would be a traumatic experience.
There are experienced and knowledgeable foragers out there that can do some pretty cool things, but she’s so far from it.

This is going to go badly one day lol.

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

for the love of god someone save peetie

 

[Troonologist PhD]

I can’t get over the fact that she’s running into empty lots and eating the weeds.

And no, I don’t think she’s washing them first because that requires effort and patience.
Seeing Staph in a vacant lot in her fedora eating weeds would be a traumatic experience.
There are experienced and knowledgeable foragers out there that can do some pretty cool things, but she’s so far from it.

This is going to go badly one day lol.

I can't remember what the plant was but she confused a poisonous plant with a harmless flower. Her grazing is inevitably going to give us more content.

 

[Burn Book]

To those of you that are wondering about whether Steph is familiar with Norse mythology I'd like to remind that she's the person who confused Sweden with Switzerland when she watched Midsommer.

 

[Everybody]

To those of you that are wondering about whether Steph is familiar with Norse mythology I'd like to remind that she's the person who confused Sweden with Switzerland when she watched Midsommer.

To be fair that movie is so un-Swedish that I welcome it

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I can’t get over the fact that she’s running into empty lots and eating the weeds.

And no, I don’t think she’s washing them first because that requires effort and patience.
Seeing Staph in a vacant lot in her fedora eating weeds would be a traumatic experience.
There are experienced and knowledgeable foragers out there that can do some pretty cool things, but she’s so far from it.

This is going to go badly one day lol.

Oh my god, I hope our newfriend artist who did that amazing pic of Staph fantasizing her succubus self illustrates a scene of her in a fedora and grandmacore t-shirt eating weeds in the Wegmans parking lot.

you wanna share more with the rest of the class? she sounds like a delight.

Spoiler: more hot gossip

I wish she was threadworthy, and I'd add her to the personal lolcows thread but one, I'm a mobilefag so no archives, and two, idk if she's thread material. More for the tumblr lolcows, except that thread kind of died last I checked.

She's one of my oldest cows, so it's amazing to follow her and watch her still act like a teen. She got my attention first when she posted cute art of trainers of the day and less popular gym leaders... and also carved a gym leader's name in her arm.


She cycles through fandoms every couple of years, and each one is her ~reason for living~ because she ~has nothing else~ Currently it's Jojo. I know shit about Jojo, but I know more about these 5-minute side characters she hyperfixates on through her RP twitter than I ever thought possible. She turned one into a black hermaphrodite onto whom she projects her hypersexuality.

The funniest thing atm is how she posts RP prompts that get zero engagement. And half of this account is OOC tweets demanding interaction. "Do people hate my character?? Why does no one talk to him? Why is everyone moving onto the new season? I'm traumatized from people abandoning me so don't abandon me or I'll kms!!!" Classic BPD neediness that no one wants to deal with, especially in shitpost twitter RP filled with teenagers who are creeped out by the horny 30-year-old??

It's telling how she constantly repeats this stuff despite being in therapy. A good therapist would tell her (or her parents) to disconnect the internet, lose some weight (because of course she's obese, and regularly posts selfies of her deranged outfits with Jojo t-shirts and neon hair), and get a job, rather than wallow in her own filth and social media feed. Instead I picture her therapist doodling themselves on a yacht surrounded by money while the crazy girl rants about cartoon characters yet again.

There's more but I've sperged enough. Maybe I will share with the other thread sometime.

 

[Chromeo]

Oh my god, I hope our newfriend artist who did that amazing pic of Staph fantasizing her succubus self illustrates a scene of her in a fedora and grandmacore t-shirt eating weeds in the Wegmans parking lot.

Oh my god P L E A S E someone draw this! My sides were already bursting finding out she eats parking lot weeds!

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

Still making my way through all 990 pages. I know it is some kind of local grammar shit or whatever but her whole "and so isn't/aren't/don't/etc" wording has been driving me up the wall. I hate it so much.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I can just imagine her trying to do urban exploration, then giving up after like 5 minutes because *muh spoons*