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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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moralfags in this thread pretending they wouldn't call the cops
People in this thread are also literal faggots who let themselves be bullied into worshiping a fat leaf.

No one is fooled by the "Im a tough boy who would never snitch" bit these guys have the self esteem and muscle mass of an anorexic woman. And we know this cause they all posted gunt cause daddy said so.
 
You have never been in a passionate relationship before?

Makeup sex is the best seck licker

Finally caught back up on PPP after like 3 months last night and wake up to this. I will say something I noticed while watching the recent shit and with reflecting on all the old shit:

The Past: Obviously Surfer has pissed PPP off in the past. I distinctly remember one stream where when surfer went to the bathroom, PPP seemed REALLY bent out of whack from all the interruptions, and said "if only you knew what living with him is really like." After that its a bit blurry but things settled down.

The Canadian debate stream: Surfer absolutely hit a new high. I love surfer (sorry Null, I guess i'm gay), but between the morning cumming shit and the entire debate stream, I was fucking worn out listening to him. His takes are going too far, I really don't believe he's a schizo, but his mental health is REALLLY declining. I don't neccesarily blame him, he is in a tough place, family hates you, told you can't even go outside without a passport in a couple weeks, its dark, but man he has an ego that simply wasn't there before. This is not the RJ I remember from the Golden Gunts when Godwinson came over. It is like a twisted image. Also note the break was definitely PPP trying to get a break from surfer, just look at his face the entire time.


The Night it all ended: Ironically, go back and watch this: This was the least amount of outbreaks I've seen from surfer in a while. He got bad towards the end, but legit the only disruptions this stream were:

A) Boomer tech problems.
B) PPP felted cuz he was called out on gambling.

PPP really should not be gambling half the week if he's not even working? where is his money coming from? Do they still work together? Interesting shit, but PPP has a conflict in this mess somewhere he will have to deal with. That said, Surfer shouldn't have brought it up 3 different times on stream. This is womenly behavior, you got a problem with it, talk about it. If he's your best friend it shouldn't be hard to sort out.

The cops: Not much here that hasn't been said, although I am interested to hear Surfers side on this shit.

This whole ending does not sit right with me with PPP. In his morning vid, he seems genuine, but is also talking in ways that seem too much like he is trying to be the bigger person, at least to make that look like his character, rather then actually try to be it. My big concern with PPP is gaslighting.

I really can't tell when PPP was gaslighting Surfer and when was he actually in agreement with him for the last few weeks of streams. PPP was talking about socialize healthcare (Fat), he seems not very concerned about covid passports, almost like he has the vax and is lying to surfer. IDK, I have no proof or strong reasoning, but PPP started to sound very disingenuous with him over the last month or so. I severely hope PPP did not "rat out" Surfer to the police as a nazi, that is an even worse snake. I don't think he did, but I want to hear from surfer first.
He made a stream that night. Wasnt archived as far as I know. But witnessed by like 500 so it must ve out there
 
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I swear to god the moral fagging in this thread from (((people))) like @JewishCensorship is second to non, only the thinly veiled furgags of Animal Control can out-compete it, we aren't here to be moral arbitrators. We are hear to laugh at a schizo wignat & his fat boyfriend melt down on stream. So from the bottom of my heart i make a simple a request: stop being faggots.
 
A hot take? The facts is that PPP is a unemployed fat man with questionable hygiene that have been living on his friend couch. And got kicked out. That is obviously not an ideal situation. Do you have anything to offer to suggest that is wrong?
All of these situations surfer put himself in, surfer agreed to his homeless fat fuck slob friend sleep on his couch rent free. That was his choice which he didn't confront him on it like a bitch. PPP said he was leaving in the morning which would have solved all of Surfers problems, but instead he called the cops and kneeled to the gunt.
 
I swear to god the moral fagging in this thread from (((people))) like @JewishCensorship is second to non, only the thinly veiled furgags of Animal Control can out-compete it, we aren't here to be moral arbitrators. We are hear to laugh at a schizo wignat & his fat boyfriend melt down on stream. So from the bottom of my heart i make a simple a request: stop being faggots.
exaggeration: the post

you are going after me for being against sperg threats while ignoring the people who legitimately think PPP raped Surfer. Good job, man. This site was always about not sticking your hand in the poo yet I'm the one whose bad for pointing that people are doing that to the point of making inane threats. I guess I took it too far, but fags like you saying stupid shit just brings out the contrarian in me.
 
He made a stream that night. Wasnt archived as far as I know. But witnessed by like 500 so it must ve out there
If you mean the surfer stream from last night, I did catch the beginning of it but feel asleep after so much pointless rambling. Surfer really did not provide a good reason for his cop calling, which I was withholding judgement to give Surfer the benefit of the doubt in case he had an actual reason, but he really didn't.

Also, If you really want to watch the Surfer stream, Mky Biz stream snipped Ralph stream snipping Surfer. You will have to deal with Mky Biz and Ralph but its only the surfer parts of the killstream, not all the extra bs. Andy is a fucking snake and a half, dude is an absolute fag.

Gahoole stream sucked to, avoid it. Gahoole and Kraut are fine, but Leo, weasel(?) and voice changer(???) are so fucking annoying I wanted to shoot myself listening, didn't make it past 5 mins after Kraut left.
 
exaggeration: the post

you are going after me for being against sperg threats while ignoring the people who legitimately think PPP raped Surfer. Good job, man. This site was always about not sticking your hand in the poo yet I'm the one whose bad for pointing that people are doing that to the point of making inane threats. I guess I took it too far, but fags like you saying stupid shit just brings out the contrarian in me.
you could sperg for the next ten pages and it still wouldnt be as gay as all the "OMG guise this is like really sad, I gotta heart ouchie now" posts.
 
Dude shut the fuck up and go read a bible or something, Kiwi Farms isn't fucking bible study class where churchy faggots like you need to come in and moral fag about how rape is bad like everyone in the fucking thread doesn't know that.
Wait, rape is bad? I think I need another 15 pages of sperging before I can get my mind around that.
 
In two days Surfer has called the police and admitted to try to seek help from the notoriously left wing Canadian human rights tribunals. Everyone is saying this is some big Ralph win when it's unironically a Rand win. I guess the old adage is really true: The ammo box falls in the right place two times a day.
 
All of these situations surfer put himself in, surfer agreed to his homeless fat fuck slob friend sleep on his couch rent free. That was his choice which he didn't confront him on it like a bitch. PPP said he was leaving in the morning which would have solved all of Surfers problems, but instead he called the cops and kneeled to the gunt.
I don't understand how this makes PPP any less homeless, unemployed, or in a better situation. It's not like what has happened can be undone. What degree of guilt surfer has doesn't really change anything either I am afraid.
 
Surfer did nothing wrong.

Honestly thinking over the situation with some clarity has made me realise that PPP getting butthurt over gambling jokes and sport is pretty pathetic.
The Ethan Ralph A-lawg became like his idol by threatening violence when someone makes fun of him.
I am no longer your mensch PPP.
It's not about the gambling jokes.

It's like a year and a half of them having nowhere else to go because the province has been on lockdown and building up resentment over silly shit like "you never do dishes", "he's been playing that song for three days" and "I like to get up at 8 and you're noisy at 7" , except neither of them were saying "can you do some fucking dishes once in a while" , "shut that song off already" or "be quiet in the morning, how bout that?", and all of that coming out at once was one big fucking blowout. That's why surfer has like 5 hours of grievances that he's been hanging onto to air when he finally streams on his own

Both of them needed to act like grown adults about their problems with the other instead of acting like passive aggressive women and hoping the other would figure it out, but if they knew how to do that, they wouldn't be e-feuding with Ethan Ralph in the first place
 
Don´t they banter for a living? It´s pretty nigger-like to banter yourself into a fight...
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All of these situations surfer put himself in, surfer agreed to his homeless fat fuck slob friend sleep on his couch rent free.
I agree. Surfer's only fault in all this was mistaking PPP for a human being who can change and better himself and not the psychopath wild animal he really is. he shouldn't have believed PPP the second, third, fourth and fifth time he said he wouldn't attack him again. PPP isn't even human.

instead he called the cops and kneeled to the gunt.
lmao. surfer btfo'ing your e-daddy is somehow kneeling to ralph. get real. and fuck ppp. call the cops on his ass. filthy animal. I wish to God that the police would start purging society of animal trash like ppp . PPP getting kicked out of his brother's house, ending up homeless and getting shot by the police is would be the ideal outcome of all this.
 
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It's like a year and a half of them having nowhere else to go because the province has been on lockdown
I keep seeing this repeated and it's just not true Canada hasn't been in lockdown since spring.
 
I keep seeing this repeated and it's just not true Canada hasn't been in lockdown since spring.
@PhoBingas you're in Ontario too, right? What's the restrictions like?
 
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