Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Frank Cross]

Everytime you go in this thread you felted. What was it you used to say that the primary trait in lolcows were? That they never learn was it?
Josh buddy i have never seen someone so willingly display their issues. Get of the internet and get some real friends.

We got to be careful tough boys if we are too mean Josh has got to take another "vaccation" to calm his nervs.

Pot kettle black.

How the fuck did you manage to write a forum post in a Canadian accent?

 

[America's Hat]

You're an absolute fucking retard

When u evict people... you need to get the police involved. When you have a leech in ur home that wont leave.... you call the police.

I'm sorry.... I'm gonna put aside my lame politics for 10 mins and call the police. Because living with a leech that literally leaves turds on the seat isnt worth some abstract principle lol.

You ain't winning the mask wars by letting the leech stay on ur couch. Lmao

When people get evicted in Canada, you call the Sheriff not the police. You can't just evict someone that has a lease you fucking ape. If PPP is on a lease and payed rent, the only way the landlord could evict him is if he (the landlord) moves himself or immediate family members in. Ontario has auto-renewal for tenants that cannot be cancelled by the landlord.

The police probably couldn't arrest anyone at the time because there was no physical contact. And they asked if surfer had anywhere to go... and surfer said yes.

Surfer was not arrested... because he posted in chat later. Surfer left on his own. Police try to find the best easiest solution...

.... and it is alot easier to have surfer leave then a 500 pound leech who was probably yelling that he is entitled to stay
Probably claiming squatters rights. I can envision this who thing taking place in my head.

The police found a guy with his shirt off, clearly drunk, playing loud music and starting fights. They probably just threw him in the drunk tank versus PPP, who can be well spoken when sober.

I dont think a 500 pound abuser leeching off someone who isnt mentally all there "entertaining" . I think its sick.

And yes I do have alot of experience with evictions ... my family owns apartment buildings

If ppp isnt on the lease... surfer can give him a 30 day notice. But he can also goto a judge and get a temporary restraining order for abuse. And surfer can use the police report from last night as evidence.

And ppp can be removed sooner...

Again, there is no notice surfer can give. If PPP doesn't break any laws (he hasn't), Surfer would be expected to move out if its such a problem, even if he's the landlord.

 

[instythot]

The part I don't grasp even a little is why anyone in the world is surprised that an extended evening of white trash drinking and shit talking ended with someone calling the police

 

[PoNR]

This is all karmic justice for when they did that divisive stream attacking pagans for no good reason. Just saying.

 

[Instapot]

Was this in Fallout 76 or in real life?

Real life. It is actually death valley park technically.

36.837689,-117.918386 these are the coordinates. It's abandoned now obviously.

the blue is a fucking water line we installed going up the mountain and the red is where the compressor, mine cart tracks, etc are located.

 

[Welcome to the Show]

PPP’s morning routine.

Spoiler

Surfer! I did it again!

 

[JustStopDude]

I have been in a sexual relationship, that's what you mean? Or passionate as in volatile? Either way, I don't see what that has to do with fags shitting up with thread with their projections.

Are you a teenager? Or only been in one "passionate relationship"?

Lol alright. Sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Lol alright. Sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.

I'm not upset. Stop projecting. I don't care if you're a shirtlifter.

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

Finally caught back up on PPP after like 3 months last night and wake up to this. I will say something I noticed while watching the recent shit and with reflecting on all the old shit:

The Past: Obviously Surfer has pissed PPP off in the past. I distinctly remember one stream where when surfer went to the bathroom, PPP seemed REALLY bent out of whack from all the interruptions, and said "if only you knew what living with him is really like." After that its a bit blurry but things settled down.

The Canadian debate stream: Surfer absolutely hit a new high. I love surfer (sorry Null, I guess i'm gay), but between the morning cumming shit and the entire debate stream, I was fucking worn out listening to him. His takes are going too far, I really don't believe he's a schizo, but his mental health is REALLLY declining. I don't neccesarily blame him, he is in a tough place, family hates you, told you can't even go outside without a passport in a couple weeks, its dark, but man he has an ego that simply wasn't there before. This is not the RJ I remember from the Golden Gunts when Godwinson came over. It is like a twisted image. Also note the break was definitely PPP trying to get a break from surfer, just look at his face the entire time.


The Night it all ended: Ironically, go back and watch this: This was the least amount of outbreaks I've seen from surfer in a while. He got bad towards the end, but legit the only disruptions this stream were:

A) Boomer tech problems.
B) PPP felted cuz he was called out on gambling.

PPP really should not be gambling half the week if he's not even working? where is his money coming from? Do they still work together? Interesting shit, but PPP has a conflict in this mess somewhere he will have to deal with. That said, Surfer shouldn't have brought it up 3 different times on stream. This is womenly behavior, you got a problem with it, talk about it. If he's your best friend it shouldn't be hard to sort out.

The cops: Not much here that hasn't been said, although I am interested to hear Surfers side on this shit.

Spoiler: Concerns about PPP

This whole ending does not sit right with me with PPP. In his morning vid, he seems genuine, but is also talking in ways that seem too much like he is trying to be the bigger person, at least to make that look like his character, rather then actually try to be it. My big concern with PPP is gaslighting.

I really can't tell when PPP was gaslighting Surfer and when was he actually in agreement with him for the last few weeks of streams. PPP was talking about socialize healthcare (Fat), he seems not very concerned about covid passports, almost like he has the vax and is lying to surfer. IDK, I have no proof or strong reasoning, but PPP started to sound very disingenuous with him over the last month or so. I severely hope PPP did not "rat out" Surfer to the police as a nazi, that is an even worse snake. I don't think he did, but I want to hear from surfer first.

 

[Hex Cat]

Surfer talks like the dumbest fucking mongoloid I've ever heard

 

[Homer Simpson]

The autism is palpable, but this screen made me laugh. Like the 2 gay dudes at the party are having a catty fight, then one brings up anal seepage and that was a step too far.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

This is all karmic justice for when they did that divisive stream attacking pagans for no good reason. Just saying.View attachment 2536689

Surfer is Loki confirmed.

Neil Gaiman - Norse Mythology
"Loki drinks too much, and he cannot guard his words or his thoughts or his deeds when he drinks. Loki and his children will be there for Ragnarok, the end of everything, and it will not be on the side of the gods of Asgard that they will fight."

 

[Yo Momma Gay LOLOLOL]

I have been in a sexual relationship, that's what you mean? Or passionate as in volatile? Either way, I don't see what that has to do with fags shitting up with thread with their projections.

Are you a teenager? Or only been in one "passionate relationship"?

Yikes someone can't take a joke

 

[Glade Candles]

PPP and Surfer being gay would be way more entertaining than the inverse, don't understand the hard pushback.

Honestly this break-up is for the best. PPP's content was getting stale, Surfer needs to actually try his hand at making real content instead of being a hanger-on to Ashton's streams.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Yikes someone can't take a joke

And it's you. And the other iron.

 

[JustStopDude]

I'm not upset. Stop projecting. I don't care if you're a shirtlifter.

Lol yes I am totally convinced.

Let's both stop distracting the thread.

 

[JewishCensorship]

PPP and Surfer being gay would be way more entertaining than the inverse, don't understand the hard pushback.

Honestly this break-up is for the best. PPP's content was getting stale, Surfer needs to actually try his hand at making real content instead of being a hanger-on to Ashton's streams.

Let's be real, Surfer's solo streams would be dogshit. Surfer was the perfect foil to PPP. PPP's ranting can just be so negative and preachy sometimes that surfer coming into the room can completely change the energy and make things fun again.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

Alrighty guys, here’s the schizo theory.

About 7-8 months ago in some stream surfer said that he was planning on starting his own content on his channel in September. What if this is all the most elaborate kayfabe known to man in an effort to bring attention to surfers channel in preparation for the premiere of his own content. Truly a Machiavellian scheme.

 

[ShoddyNoodle]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope to god surfer calls in to the fucking killstream. Shit would be gold

 

[Atomic Ant]

I don't know, I'm not trying to lick Ashton's gunt crease, but this whole thing just felt like a culmination of prior grievances. Bigger more underlying disagreements cause minor shit like that to get intensified. And surfer really just wouldn't drop it even when PPP was visibly annoyed.

I got the same vibe. Surfer was really poking at PPP in the last hour of the stream last night, and starting to show his ass. PPP seemed peeved at the technical problems costing viewers, and I turned it off when the camera went up Surfer's nose. Honestly it seemed like PPP had the patience of a saint at one point, like the 2nd to last time Surfer brought up gambling during the Warski segment and PPP smiled and was like, "is that right, bud?" But then the last time my guy had had enough.

I really hope that they make up. Their dynamic reminds me of JF and Warski. There's a gestalt there. PPP can stand on his own, but I dont think I'd watch him regularly without Surfer's goofy random antics.