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Maybe someday he'll realize why his chat goes the way of having tons of -karls in the chat is because:

1) He's fucking boring

2) If you try and talk to him, it's 50/50 if he even responds with anything useful (idk what that is dood *goat laugh*, is that a troll meme, stop bringing it up)

3) He only wants people to talk about him (when we already established he's boring) or the game he's playing (where he plays terribly and or in a boring fashion)

4) You're more than likely to be banned for almost nothing
 
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Kind of curious how a few "behind tha scenes" complaints have got him upset over the Karl accounts. If he really cared about the opinions of just a small number of people, shouldn't he have started playing games like Hollow Knight and Metroid Prime 2?
I mean it must be conspiratorial nutjob talk to suggest favoritism and Phil having a personal stake in the matter.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Phil's paranoia comes from his ego not allowing him to accept he is not a successful youtuber/streamer and being further and further closed off from society
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Despite his bloated carcass, he clearly shows signs of small man syndrome. He lashes out at any perceived sleight in the hopes he can come out on top. This has lead to his humiliation many times, from viscant and jaha in the fgc to the many times he was emasculated by Leanna.

it's also why he has tried to be respectful to big names like Justin Wong, only to reveal his seething hatred for anyone bigger than him when he is ignored. Like a small man he wants respect but has to over compensate, but in his case all he has are childish insults and rotten, decades old beef that everyone else has moved on from. That would be if they were even aware of it to begin with.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
"This is not an inclusive club"

He didn't know what he was saying but he was sure right about that. Most content creators embrace memes and community jokes, DSP bans them. No fun allowed North Korea chat.
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He's right that it's not an 'inclusive club' because it doesn't include him.
 
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GiveMeTheMoney said:
Maybe someday he'll realize why his chat goes the way of having tons of -karls in the chat is because:

1) He's fucking boring

2) If you try and talk to him, it's 50/50 if he even responds with anything useful (idk what that is dood *goat laugh*, is that a troll meme, stop bringing it up)

3) He only wants people to talk about him (when we already established he's boring) or the game he's playing (where he plays terribly and or in a boring fashion)

4) You're more than likely to be banned for almost nothing
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5) He isn’t just boring, he’s a horrible streamer, period. Phil’s autism and narcissism means that he’s about as suitable for a job as a streamer, as SuperBlindMan is to paint a living room.

I caught the latter end of the stream today, and out of a total of ten minutes, he spent about half talking about how he had more fun today than yesterday. (Fascinating!)

The other five minutes were spent explaining some mechanics. (Which might be useful if you’re playing the game and are somehow dumber than Phil, but is of little interest to anyone watching the stream.)

A common complaint about Phil is that he barely says anything when playing.

I disagree.

The streams are fucking better when he just plays and keeps his mouth shut except for “Whaaa?! I DIDNT PRESS THAT!”, then when he reads everything aloud and explains how he can now do Z if he combines B and A with X.
 
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LieLieFyre said:
So when does the EXTREME HARDCORE GAMING SEASON start? I know hes saying he will take off in popularity again then but has he ever given an exact release title or date for it? I wanna see those viewer and tip nrs skyrocket!
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It tends to be from September to the beginning of December, when all the companies release the big games in time for kids to ask for them for Christmas.

This year he's been focusing on lost judgement as the game to save his bacon, to the point of pre ordering the digital deluxe edition just to play it early.

Being realistic it won't do much extra if at all. If a new console, new hats and a new vest hasn't saved him then how does he think a game that he has no recognisable connection with will manage to do it?


Edit: He is clutching at straws to try and set up the next "if we can just make it here, then it'll all be ok" point but it has become obvious he knows that he has lost everyone but the whales to support him.
 
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Sup3r said:
Despite his bloated carcass, he clearly shows signs of small man syndrome. He lashes out at any perceived sleight in the hopes he can come out on top. This has lead to his humiliation many times, from viscant and jaha in the fgc to the many times he was emasculated by Leanna.

it's also why he has tried to be respectful to big names like Justin Wong, only to reveal his seething hatred for anyone bigger than him when he is ignored. Like a small man he wants respect but has to over compensate, but in his case all he has are childish insults and rotten, decades old beef that everyone else has moved on from. That would be if they were even aware of it to begin with.
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Thats why I think he has these gotcha games. He pays for all these gotcha games to be "better" than some random 12 year old korean kid who is playing this during school. He has to have other gotcha games that he is sinking money into that we are just unaware of and probably never will find. It might not even be wrestling related, he could have just seen some game on the front page of his app store and thought it was cool, started playing it, and now dumps hundreds of dollars a month to win at. Multiply that by a few other gotcha games and you have where all his money goes
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
He has to have other gotcha games that he is sinking money into that we are just unaware of and probably never will find.
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That or some other kind of gambling like online sports betting or something.
I wonder if there's a way to bet on WWE matches :lol: Imagine an entire betting pool full of Phil-tier dentheads who think wrestling is real and unscripted.
 
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LieLieFyre said:
So when does the EXTREME HARDCORE GAMING SEASON start? I know hes saying he will take off in popularity again then but has he ever given an exact release title or date for it? I wanna see those viewer and tip nrs skyrocket!
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I know angry joe calls October "broketober" to signify how many games get released during that time
 
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tzgnilki said:
I know angry joe calls October "broketober" to signify how many games get released during that time
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In general late September (usually in time for payday), October and November are when companies focus on releasing the big games get released for that kiddy Christmas present hype. October is usually preferred to get enough of the gamer sales and use those sales figures to hype it up closer to Christmas for the kids who can't buy their own games.
 
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LieLieFyre said:
So when does the EXTREME HARDCORE GAMING SEASON start? I know hes saying he will take off in popularity again then but has he ever given an exact release title or date for it? I wanna see those viewer and tip nrs skyrocket!
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Wouldn’t “Hardcore gaming season” mean that people sit at home and play all the amazing new releases, instead of flocking onto streams to see them being played?

That’s what my logic tells me anyways, but Phil has always been more like the Cargo Cult pacific islanders, who saw American planes laden with food and cargo, and for years after WW2 built runways out of coconuts to try and attract them back.

Phil has some early success on YouTube back in the day, and ever since he’s been hoping for that mythical hardcore gaming season to bring back the gamers with their stacks of fat cash and sweaty pulls.
 
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Massively Strong Greed said:
Pretty sure this video has a clip of him admitting to playing WWE Champions on Ask the Pig. Big ups @Agent Proper.
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Proper Primer: DSP's Gacha Game Addiction Part 1

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If you read the WWE Champions thread, there are plenty of videos linked where he talks about playing WWE Champions. He hasn't admitted to whaling on it, though. I found another whale account on Marvel: Future Fight under "TheyCallMeDSP". Brave Exvius doesn't have a username search, but I would bet you could find one there too (or at least, could have).
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He has played like 13 different gacha games over the years, he loved to show off pulls on Instagram, I would guess he was whaling in those games as well.
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Yep. There's at least 4 he's admitted to spending in or has very likely spent in: WWE Supercard (admitted spending), WWE Champions (whale account found, obviously), Marvel: Future Fight (whale account found), and Dokkan Battle (used to post images of pulls).
 
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The "hardcore gaming season" is something Phil treats as this big thing every year, but if you take a step back and look at what it is you realise there is nothing there.

Phil's usual strategy is just to rely on day one views. It used to work when he was one of the first to get videos out for a game, before the YouTube sphere got big. Once other YouTubers started getting games early he fell behind in the game of getting the eyes of those unsure on whether to buy a game or not. Nowadays streamers and YouTube creators regularly get early access to games, making Phil's day one views strategy useless. He knows this, it's why he throws a tantrum whenever he sees people get games early.

Which is why I say there's nothing there with the "hgs". It's just him using the same, useless plan with literally no changes. What, objectively, is different between the"hgs" and his modus operandi? Fuck all. He just gets day one views while everyone else has gotten day 0 views, meaning anyone who would watch videos on any of the games already have watched what they need and have no reason to go to him.

The only exception are his wheelchair brigade and they'd watch his shite anyway, meaning he gets nothing new out of it. It only ever had any meaning to him, meaning that died years ago and he still hasn't realised it.
 
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tzgnilki said:
I know angry joe calls October "broketober" to signify how many games get released during that time
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I got curious and did a quick search on which games are being released next month.
  • FIFA 22[PC, PS5, XSX, PS4, XBO] – October 1
  • Alan Wake Remastered [PC, PS5, XSX, PS4, XBO] – October 5
  • Hell Let Loose [PS5, XSX] – October 5
  • Jett: The Far Shore [PC, PS5, PS4] – October 5
  • Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania [PC, PS5, XSX, PS4, XBO, Switch] – October 5
  • Wasteland 3: Cult of the Holy Detonation DLC [PC, PS4, XBO] – October 5
  • Age of Darkness: Final Stand [PC] – October 7
  • Far Cry 6 [PC, PS5, XSX, PS4, XBO, Stadia] – October 7
  • Moonglow Bay [PC, XSX, XBO] – October 7
  • Knockout Home Fitness [Switch] – October 8
  • Lego Marvel Super Heroes [Switch] – October 8
  • Metroid Dread [Switch] – October 8
  • Tetris Effect: Connected [Switch] – October 8
  • Back 4 Blood[PC, PS5, XSX, PS4, XBO] – October 12
  • Ori: The Collection [Switch] – October 12
  • Despot's Game [PC] – October 14
  • Crysis Remastered Trilogy [PC, PS5, XSX, PS4, XBO] – October 15
  • Demon Slayer: The Hikonami Chronicles [PC, PS5, XSX, PS4, XBO] – October 15
  • Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town [PS4, XBO] – October 15
  • Into The Pit [PC, XBO] – October 19
  • Sands of Aura [PC] – October 21
  • Tandem: A Tale of Shadows [PC, PS4, XBO, Switch] – October 21
  • The Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes [PC, PS5, XSX, PS4, XBO] – October 22
  • L.O.L. Surprise! Movie Night [Switch] – October 26
  • Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy[PC, PS5, XSX, PS4, XBO, Switch] – October 26
  • The Unliving [PC] – October 26
  • Workshop Simulator [PC] – October 26
  • Age of Empires 4 [PC] – October 28
  • Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water [PC, PS4, XBO, Switch] – October 28
  • Riders Republic [PC, PS5, XSX, PS4, XBO, Stadia] – October 28
  • Mario Party Superstars [Switch] – October 29
  • NERF: Legends [PC, PS5, XSX, PS4, XBO, Switch] – October TBC
  • Undying [PC] – October TBD
Besides obvious choices like Far Cry 6, The Dark Pictures, Metroid Dread and possibly Alan Wake and GotG, I don’t see any other game Phil would be interested in playing.

Nevertheless, thinking that playing ‘Generic Ubisoft Simulator 6’ and ‘Interactive Horror Film’ will bring a surge of “new viewers” (transl. “phasitive khantributions”) is astonishingly delusional.
 
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