Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

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Actual photograph of Baked Alaska's Lawyer during the trial:

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I caught some video of some sperg retard idiot "Culture War Criminal" (LMFAO) going in some cringe debate with Nick about "attacking gamers", the amount of cringe was astounding, Alaska tuned in at the end of that shit and sperged (coke?) at the War Criminal or whatever, and said "I know you're a fed".

Now, at that point, it hit me. The magical, almost surreal story arc of Baked, from Nanci Pelosi capitol scene to getting off this case, calling other people feds, there's something almost poetic about it. Truly American affairs.
 
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I like how people who were listening live thought that the defense questions for baked which is supposed to make baked look good was the cross examiner, it was so bad that the lawyer had to halt questioning for a break to advise baked. After the break the lawyer said they are running out of time and rescheduled it for october lmao.
 
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NetVet said:
The magical, almost surreal story arc of Baked, from Nanci Pelosi capitol scene to getting off this case, calling other people feds, there's something almost poetic about it. Truly American affairs.
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It's funny considering a load of faggots on Reddit set up a sub-reddit to find and tattle on people who were there including ratting out their own family members like people do in N. Korea, USSR and other shit holes.
 
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timewave0 said:
That defense attorney’s cross examinations were laughable, literally fucking retarded. I know it’s not really a winnable case but that was still a really pathetic attempt. He managed to be not only ineffective but also unlikeable, which is probably the worst thing a trial lawyer could be
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Yeah! Him getting flustered, constantly being told by the Judge to stop initiating back and forth arguments, that the witness had in fact answered his question (he just didn't give him the answer he wanted) and when the witness even pointed out his transparent "you're asking a loaded question to try and trap me" tactic and he had nothing to come back with other than babbling was exquisite! It was always going to end this way for Timmyboy I'm just so happy to be a spectator to it. Nice little appetiser before the tismstorm that will be the Chrischan - Trial of the dimension merge: Part 1.
 
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W00K #17 said:
I was a bouncer many years ago. I'd like to think I'm pretty chill. You'd be surprised if you have the gift of gab how many insanely drunk belligerent people you can just talk down with a little finesse and social skills. Sure I had to rough some people up sometimes, but I was able to diffuse most all situations with humor and reason. Don't bouncer shame, faggot.
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Stanley Tit said:
Can anyone link me to an instance of Baked saying "content spray"? I was aware of one instance, from his Good Morning Groyper interview, but it's not on YouTube anymore. Need this baaaad.
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A_right_horrorshow said:
So to summarise the defences main argument is even though there's film footage we should just take Tim (a categorically documented compulsive liar) at his word, ignore the prosecutions witnesses and own unedited footage of the entire exchange.

Tims own argument is he's actually not the tough alphamale leader of a wignat movement of IQ deficients but rather a massive pussy who was so scared for his own life that he had no option but to return to the front of the bar, mace a bunch of people THEN run.

"It's a bold strategy Cotton, lets see if it plays off for them"
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"yo honah, I'm just a po' dirt eatin shit farmah. I'm fuckin retarded yo honah I thought he was a bear"
 
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Fuzhou said:
For those of those wanting to watch the clip being discussed here, I'm reposting it so you can see baked being a fuckup live on youtube. There's no way he's getting out of this without charges.


EDIT: This guy for Baked's defense makes Lionel Hutz look like a fantastic lawyer.

In fact, as this stream has gone on, this is the defense that Baked's lawyer is going off on.
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Lmao, the bouncer just stand there and takes it, while the guy filming who wasn't targetted goes into a coughing fit.

This is why its a shame the stupid ibs fights didn't happen. They would make anyone feel fit by comparison.
 
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