US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I find this odd. Because one the dems ignore the small businesses being destroyed by the peaceful protesters last year.

2. It's always the wealthiest people getting dems money. Look at the DNC convention back in 2020 they had a bunch of rich people talking there. Look at the RNC mostly middle class people were speakers.

Seriously how am I post to belive that the dems are against big business when you got guys like Bob Igner giving them money
 
And Fat Henry Knox, who was, to quote Maldron the Assassin's avatar, a Professional Street Nigga. That fool Big Ounce has nothing on his nigga. The only non-nigga things he did were working his ass off to support his family after his father died, and then opening a successful bookstore prior to shit getting real. Everything else in life from being the toughest kid in Boston's street gangs, to blowing off three of his fingers fucking around with a musket to impress the girls, to seducing away a woman from her proper Loyalist family, to going "fuck da redbacks" and joining the revolution, to liking big guns during the war and he could not lie, to squandering all his fame and money post-war with terrible business decisions, all the way to dying as a result of loving his chicken so much he swallowed a bone while eating dinner that got stuck in his throat and killed him.
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Dat nigga so strapped they had to paint him with one of his pieces.
@Vyse Inglebard will probably love this man.
You're right. I got my demented old witches from California confused.
It is unfortunately quite easy to do that. Same with the fat fucks of Swalwell and Nadler.
The Army had a lot of tactical nukes in the Cold War years. Pershings and GLCMs were the backbone of the Army's nuclear force (and caused a LOT of yuroseethe when they were deployed) but they were all decommissioned in the years of the peace dividend.
Funnily enough the German Defense Minister in the early 50's, Franz Josef Strauss wanted more of those, especially the Davy Crockett Why? Well, if the border with the East was covered entirely with tac nukes, nobody needed a whole bunch of expensive foot soldiers and artillery pieces doing constant drills and bleeding money, right? The US had to remind the bastard that doing that was simultaneously the easiest way to convince the USSR to attack as well as force things to go nuclear due to the lack of conventional response.
Man, those Psi Corps looking bastards at Duty to Warn:
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Same. Fucking. Energy.
So why hasn't China just gone and attacked Taiwan yet? The U.S. government & military are cucks who will hold the CCP's balls for them while the CCP fucks their wife.
Physically impossible. They lack the transport ships and ability to secure total, uncontested control of the sea and air around Taiwan. Or in other words, they're missing literally every single thing you need before you can even think about planning an amphibious assault. Even if they possessed those their chances would be 50/50 due to how dicey those assaults in general are, plus that strait is a bitch to navigate, plus Taiwan is a mountain fortress in the shape of an island. If it isn't urban combat in an Asian bughive, its jungles, and if it isn't jungles, its volcanic mountain. It is unironically an Asian supervillain's hidden, impenetrable lair in terms of the terrain you'd encounter. There is zero way the CCP can secure a quick, bloodless victory, even if they can successfully land their forces on the coast.
Cutting NZ and Canada make some degree of sense but Japan? What on Earth would possess him to do that? Other than Xi's hand up his ass puppeteering him but then why cut out CANNZ?
Why? Common language, common principles, and it looks to be a potential replacement to Five Eyes. The geopolitical situation with Japan is also dicey thanks to that Article IV thing going on in their Constitution. This looks to be a very heavy and deep deal if the Aussies are going for a nuclear navy, since nuclear secrets like that are the sort of thing you either don't fucking share with anyone you don't trust 110%. If you read between the lines on the announcement it is definitely not your typical mutual defense treaty, especially given the French seething over how brutally they got kicked out of their sub deal with the Aussies. The boilerplate is a lot less noncommittal than you think, and the fact Australia is proclaiming it totally, 100% has absolutely zero desire for nuclear armament should be raising your eyebrows a little since A. they have extensive uranium reserves and B. the latest production block of Virginia-class subs that are currently being laid down have substantial SRBM capability thanks to Tomahawks. A weapon which like everything else in US Navy service, is neither confirmed nor denied as to its nuclear capability.
That's the thing, there pretty much is nothing they offer strategically that Australia doesn't already and why Reagan had no trouble just cutting them off when they did it, Clinton only let them back in to be nice essentially. There's a reason NZ is forgotten on maps half the time. Hell, I'm sure the reason liberals almost never brought them up as a country we should be like is because they straight up forgot they exist or thought they were just a province of Australia.
Not even Kiwis want to try and be like Kiwis. Just look at how Russel Crowe does absolutely nothing to disprove any popular yet incorrect notions he's Australian.
Yeah, that's more or less how businesses dodged their duty to Obamacare.
My old man was a GM of a small machine shop before California's bullshit forced it to close its doors, and he hated Obamacare since the financial burdens of it made any expansion beyond 49 employees utterly impossible. Margins are razor thin for small businesses, never mind anything industrial in California, and hiring 50 employees would have put them so far in the red from the added costs its not even funny.
China has another flaw of the old USSR now that I think about it. A sense of historical permenance. That they will last forever regardless of whatever will come.

America suffers from it too, don't get me wrong. But not to the sheer narcissistic degree brought on by a history going back millennia.
Indeed. Someone needs to hold a seance with Khrushchev to let him know how well history helped bury the USA.
 
Also that the media is willing to throw black people under the bus if they don't follow the narrative.
When ridin with Biden, darkies either get to the back of the bus, or they go under it.

The 1/6 is gonna be a massive honeypot and there will be a bad actor there to vilify the right forever.

The antifa usuals will be there as well, if the use water language (unlikely) they will engage and run to paint any retaliation as bad. (Usual tactic with police)

If they use any kind of rock or earth imagery, then they are going to barricade and harass anyone who enters the event.
 
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Right, a bit of a long post incoming. I can break down fairly extensively now that I have my nice papers to confirm a few things about how the civil war will be fought, and where and what the major players are up to. A quick refresher first:

Players:
1: The Cabal, a group of three sub-factions that all hate each other. They banded together under a single goal, to oust Trump. They thought they could rule together peacefully, but a multitude of crises and the aforementioned hatred meant they have been riven apart in an open civil war that is very much hot if also very much trying to be quiet.
1A: The Establishment, the foundational member of the cabal. Also the one with the most Public members, the one with the most entrenched power, and simultaneosuly the msot vulnerable for being that way. Its your Uniparty.
1B: The Progressives, or Progs from here on out. Think your AOCs, the progressive movement has been an irritating but necessary parasite to the Establishment. Making up a good chunk of their voters, the Establishment has been forced to kow tow in order to win. Been threatening to rip off for a while at worst, at best seem ready to begin primarying everyone. AOC managed to ick out Pelosi's successor and its fucked congress in ways that are difficult to put into words.
1C: The Businessmen, also known as Big Tech. Not ideologically driven, so much as control driven. Threats from the Republicans, and even RINOs, means they are an ally of necessity with the Establishment. Were actually Biden's biggest ally, until he could no longer secure their safety.

2: Kamala Harris. As VP, she is next in line and was promised to be the woman behind the man. This promise was a crock of horseshit, and she's been a bitter bitch ever since. Mutually hates Jill Biden, absolutely hated by the general populace even more so than Joe, regrets many life decisions.

3: Jill Biden. Yah, I know, "what about Joe?". Joe's brain is pudding, everyone knows it. Jill is the one who wipes his ass and feeds him oatmeal. He Trusts her, and without her support, nobody else can do jack shit. For all intents and purposes, Jill Biden is the actual President. Mutually hates Kamala, focused entirely on preserving Joe's, and by extension her, legacy. Was -also- promised to be the woman behind the man, equally a crock of horseshit until recently.


The Game:
With the players out of the way, let's look at the game. Full-on inter-party civil war. Kept quiet right now because no side benefits from making it terribly public, you occasionally see shots or volleys from one side to another in their little game. The goal is for one of the Cabal parties to seize control over the others and make them puppets, the goal is different for Jill and Kamala, who wish to preserve their legacy and not get thrown buswards respectively.


Strategy:
Now the meat, what is the strategy for each of the factions, and what are they doing?

The Establishment: They have the most entrenched power, and thus the most Raw power. The problem, the midterms are coming up fast, they have not refortified the election, covid has officially died as a worry so they can't leverage that, and the progressives are gearing up to primary hard. A battle on three fronts isn't going to go well for them. Their ostensible strategy is to buy for time and ingratiate themselves further into the uniparty. The more favors they can hand out, the more likely RINOs will come to save them. The problem here is those favors aren't worth much. It's a losing strategy, put simply, but their entrenched position seems fortified enough to prevent either of the other two cabal factions from being able to knock them down... at least for now.

The Progs: They have less raw power than the Establishment and less leverage than the Businessmen. The problem for both is that they know it, and are the least in danger of losing anything. Their strongholds are near unassailable as they are deep blue areas with no way to oust them. This leaves them able to make the most reckless attacks and damaging blows headless of any risk to themselves. Right now fairly quiet, but if either two behemoths they are against falter they will descend upon them with knives drawn. So the weakest offense, but strongest defense.

Big Tech: Yah, well... the problem with them is simple. They have almost no power at all. I know, I know. "but mah censorship". What they have in -spades-. in just mountainous shit tons is -leverage-. The ability to turn any firecracker into a stick of dynamite. Their former alliance with the Establishment made the two of them absolute juggernauts since the mass power of the Establishment could be turned into an atom bomb. With the unceremonious breakup, they are both able to savage the other but unable to get any kills in. Their strategy is thus to make strategical strikes, using their media blackouts to prevent damage to themselves while amplifying key issues to cripple their opponent.

So yah, one giant stalemate right now.


As for Jill and Kamala...
Jill: Not entirely sure here, I -think- she is gearing up to get revenge though. Her goal is already lost, Biden is going buswards eventually. In what way is yet to be seen, but his legacy is already in the gutter and by extension hers. There is no recovery, but there is revenge. She controls the President, anything she tells him he does. That's a lot of power, and while there is no capital to spend, she doesn't need to spend it if alls he wants to do is exactly the opposite of what the Cabal members want. The problem for her, is doing it in ways the cabal can't stop.

Kamala: She was originally making moves to unseat Biden, but abruptly stopped while in Vietnam. She's been super quiet since, with both puff and condemnation pieces coming out for her. My best guess, she tried to curry up to all three and failed and is now waiting for someone to win to try to blow her way into not being destroyed.
 
According to SS-Hauptsturmführer Lemon, unvaccinated people are stupid, all Trump voters, and should be publically shamed and harassed for committing a hate crime by not being vaccinated
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Watching CNN during the democrat civil war is gold. As they are owned by all three, they can't act against any or acknowledge the elephant in the room. Every day they are the dog on fire meme.
 
I'm so mad that I can't rate this :optimistic: six or seven times. I'm aching for the day the pendulum swings, and I hope I live long enough to see it. I don't even care if it swings so far that I end up being purged. I just want to see these horrible people get what they deserve.
It takes years, decades even for a pendulum to swing back, so in the present moment it's really hard to notice. It's entirely possible the pendulum has begun swinging back, but we won't know until many years in the future.

Then there's also the question of which pendulum you're talking about. The sociopolitical pendulum swings back and forth every 15-25 years based on past trends, while the judicial pendulum is closer to fifty.
 
According to SS-Hauptsturmführer Lemon, unvaccinated people are stupid, all Trump voters, and should be publically shamed and harassed for committing a hate crime by not being vaccinated
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I love that they just keep pretending that the most "anti-vaxx" group isn't black people.

Also, how in the fuck is Cuomo still employed?
 
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