🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

    Votes: 323 92.6%
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Kino Casino being lazy and not immediately grifting on the Gunt Lickers falling apart might've been the best move. If they did it's not guaranteed Ralph would be on the table as a possible ally.

My hopium is Godwinson does snake Perspic (think that's how the poll's gonna go), Ralph snakes DSP by dropping the Hard R on Phil's YouTube, and both go on Kino Casino to dab on Perspic, Kyler, and DSP. All PPP needs to do is put his pride aside if Godwinson does come calling for a reunion.
 
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porkWellington said:
Kino Casino being lazy and not immediately grifting on the Gunt Lickers falling apart might've been the best move. If they did it's not guaranteed Ralph would be on the table as a possible ally.

My hopium is Godwinson does snake Perspic (think that's how the poll's gonna go), Ralph snakes DSP by dropping the Hard R on Phil's YouTube, and both go on Kino Casino to dab on Perspic, Kyler, and DSP. All PPP needs to do is put his pride aside if Godwinson does come calling for a reunion.
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Honestly fuck Godwinson at this point. No effort faggot that spends more time trying to fuck a BPD British 3 and cry about how nobody gives him the credit he deserves for all his gayops. Nothing of value is lost without him.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
Refers to his child as 'it'. Well done you absolute looser.

No, it's not Ralph on the video. You can easily tell because the only Spanish he knows is
'mucho gringo dinero, bitch'.
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The guy says “dinero esta bien? Si?” Or something like that, which the waitress *completely* blanks. That kind of confirmed it for me.
 
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Oxyjen said:
Sorry to be both retarded and late, but is this the voice of Ethan Ralph, in this random short YouTube just shoved at me?

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God that does sound like him. The barmaid even fucking ignored him when he talked.

But alas, it’s in Colombia + that Ralph didn’t talk about how famous he is + was in a bar but not passed out on the floor drunk.
 
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Gator_Aids said:
Honestly fuck Godwinson at this point. No effort faggot that spends more time trying to fuck a BPD British 3 and cry about how nobody gives him the credit he deserves for all his gayops. Nothing of value is lost without him.
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Godwinson is the reason England should just be wiped off the planet.
 
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For my old head Piss troopers. Well done Kino Casino for winning by default.
Enjoy the ments, piggies.
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JustStopDude said:
With the way that Ralph does his Twitter rants, why doesn't he just do cameo? All washed up losers do it.

Imagine if for a couple of bucks, you could get a rage pig to call you mom a whore and wish her happy birthday.

He would make more money than streaming.
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He couldn't do it, the ego shielding coward that he is. 90% of the requests would involve humiliating references, and the other 10% he would imagine them being there.
 
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JustStopDude said:
With the way that Ralph does his Twitter rants, why doesn't he just do cameo? All washed up losers do it.
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From my understanding of how sites like Cameo work you'd have to dox yourself to Ralph to get anything.

I remember someone paying never-was comedian Joe Matarese to do one for Porsalin, who had made numerous documentaries making fun of him, and at the end Joe smugly remarked how happy he was to finally know Porsalin's real name.
 
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