Sonichu 05/24/17 - 4 new Sonichu #11 pages - "Get away from that male!"

[Mariposa Electrique]

He still uses his full name because he's always been obsessed with his initials.

Or because he's obsessed with himself

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Captured these from a begging video while Chris was pissing and moaning about donations. Updated with non-YouTube capture quality. Chris has incorporated, I mean stolen a fan creation once again and does not realize the irony. Sandy's middle name is revealed.

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It's good to see, that after all those years, Chris still hasn't figured out how to use a ruler for drawing straight lines.

 

[BF 388]

This reminds me. Someone should really clue Chris in that mtf transgenders like simonla cannot bear children because they don't have functioning ovaries or a womb.

And also wildchu is a fuckin homogay who fucked a dude.

Is Chris's drawing getting any better?

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[NoStinkingBadges]

Some people say that we live in a world where Chris isn't deluded about having millions of unironic Sonichu anymore, yet here he is thinking that there's people out there who are going to be interested and thrilled to learn out that one of his characters has the middle name Samantha.

It looks like he's focusing on a new plot, with whatever the heck is going on here, that's going to be much more uninteresting than the last pages that focused solely on himself, so that's a little disappointing. Sonichu always falls off the rails and becomes like any other dull fan fiction when he removes himself from the story.

I dunno, I kinda like the first few issues (in the way anybody "likes" sonichu) which have very little troll or real life interference. They feel more genuine, in a way, more raw.

 

[Trilby]

it's more simple than that. sonic can talk. that means sonichu can talk.

And that's why I figured Chris wasn't using his head anyway.

I just realized. Wasn't Sammy the name of Chris's fat doppelganger?

BINGO!

 

[Cuntster]

@Alec Benson Leary needs to DCMA this immediately. Any derivative of Simonchu is definitely not TRUE and HONEST.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I still can't tell the Sonichus apart without color.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I still can't tell the Sonichus apart without color.

Same, I rely on others to explain it to me.

 

[Trombonista]

Sandy's ripping off Dot Warner and taking it a little too literally.

 

[MG 620]

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Is he referring to the Un-clit?

 

[biledriver]

I still can't tell the Sonichus apart without color.

That one looks like some fucked up Lisa Simpson monster

 

[Varis]

To be fair I think Sandy's actually speaking to... Us.
You can see she literally broke the panel before going full death-threat, so I think the idea is that she has broken the fourth wall and is addressing directly the reader.

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Oh. Oh this is so rich. While being scolded by her mother, Sandy SAMANTHA Rosechu turns to around look at the invisible studio audience and screams "NEVER CALL ME THAT". She looks so fucking insane to any character not aware of the fourth wall.

I hope the next page starts with Simonchu asking "Who is she talking to?"

 

[Apocalypso]

It's good to see, that after all those years, Chris still hasn't figured out how to use a ruler for drawing straight lines.

How can he when he's gotten so bent?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

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Oh. Oh this is so rich. While being scolded by her mother, Sandy SAMANTHA Rosechu turns to around look at the invisible studio audience and screams "NEVER CALL ME THAT". She looks so fucking insane to any character not aware of the fourth wall.

I hope the next page starts with Simonchu asking "Who is she talking to?"

Knowledge of the fourth wall is pretty common in Sonichu. Or at the very least most characters act like they're addressing the readers when speaking to each other.

 

[The Fool]

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Oh. Oh this is so rich. While being scolded by her mother, Sandy SAMANTHA Rosechu turns to around look at the invisible studio audience and screams "NEVER CALL ME THAT". She looks so fucking insane to any character not aware of the fourth wall.

I hope the next page starts with Simonchu asking "Who is she talking to?"

All the characters in Sonichu know they're in a comic. It's not for comedic effect, it's just how chris copes by making himself feel like he created something alive and he hasn't just spent 35 years inside of his cave making insane scribbles.

 

[Observatory]

So it's Samdy Rosechu now.

If it's such an issue, why even waste paper on this? Or is this a "build up" to something?

It's surprising to me too, that after all the hassle with Simonchu and Simonla, that he reintroduces him just like that. Makes me wonder if the Asperchu gang will return too.

 

[cans.wav]

So it's Samdy Rosechu now.

If it's such an issue, why even waste paper on this? Or is this a "build up" to something?

It's surprising to me too, that after all the hassle with Simonchu and Simonla, that he reintroduces him just like that. Makes me wonder if the Asperchu gang will return too.

That would be hilarious, but I doubt Alec wants to deal with Chris's nonsense.

 

[Datiko]

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Oh. Oh this is so rich. While being scolded by her mother, Sandy SAMANTHA Rosechu turns to around look at the invisible studio audience and screams "NEVER CALL ME THAT". She looks so fucking insane to any character not aware of the fourth wall.

I hope the next page starts with Simonchu asking "Who is she talking to?"

The crew already went to the real world to congratulate chris so they must know about thr audience.

 

[FightenGnome]

Sandy's ripping off Dot Warner and taking it a little too literally.

I forgot that Chris gets all his material from old television shows, why not Animaniacs as well?

 

[Florence]

"Just who the hell do you think I Sam?!"