2018-07-20 Curse Drops DSPGaming - It just doesn't make (Ad)Sense...

How long will it take for this to get fixed with no work from DSP?

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So we're up to the mutual agreement part of the Phil burns bridges cycle, with a little hint of salt with the "I never needed Curse anyways." so, how long do you guys predict until he shit talks them? I mean it has to happen, nobody parts ways with Phil and doesn't get shit on, even if it was positively parting ways.
 
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He's talking about all the cuck money he's got in July. "If I could keep that up it wouldn't matter about Youtube!" Dave, it was 3 guys throwing thousands at you. Why would you expect that every month?

Some solid gold DSPisms from this stream. Good lord. Curse didn't drop him apparently. They were just "streamlining".
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
He's talking about all the cuck money he's got in July. "If I could keep that up it wouldn't matter about Youtube!" Dave, it was 3 guys throwing thousands at you. Why would you expect that every month?
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Clearly has absolutely no consideration for whether his paypigs can afford to be throwing money at him, or if they would even want to were he not always crowing about his bills and taxes. Yes, slimefuck, people 10-15 years younger than you should be giving you half their paychecks bc you’re committed to your peter pan lifestyle. He actually believes he’s an “artist” and that his fans owe him not just a living, but a life of luxury just for providing his raw, unedited kahntent. And sadly, some of these gullible stooges have no problem with that.
 
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If it were anyone but DSP I'd say that by raising this huge huff he's gonna make it worse and someone at Google is gonna personally shut his ass down. It seems like before this could be something some unassuming tech support monkey would have reverted without even thinking about it.
 
Talking about other times he almost lost his YouTube channel, he said "The Legacy is intact. The Legacy is intact." Heh.

ETA: Snort captured the clip with the perfect cutaway - timestamped at 22:18 below
https://youtu.be/glUDFg1w3aU?t=22m18s

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Monday Michiru said:
Conflates the Bible stories of Job and Jonah again. Means to compare himself to Job but invokes Jonah. Valedictorian btw, and from a family of observant Catholics.
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The best part of his ignorantly likening himself with Jonah rather than Job is his legitimate likeness with Jonah.

God wanted Jonah to do something. Jonah didn't wanna. So he ran away. So far he ended up at what at that time would have been the end of the Earth. Then he got on a boat and shipped himself out to sea, just to get further away.

Eventually, the story ends with him overboard and inside a whale. Literally the worst possible scenario. Because he kept running away.

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Phil's not wearing his infamous black begging shirt this time around. :stress:
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This must indicate Phil was caught off guard. You can especially tell by the state of his hair. The only other time I can remember his hair looking like this was the "Incident".
 
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If Phil was smart to any degree he'd have a #RealTalk moment and go over everything while being honest about his situation. Looking at the stream, it's not gonna happen cause he still has options in his mind that will prevent anything legit from happening. He's saying KOGaming is fine, so everything is fine what's ur problem, dood?
 
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Woyzeck said:
He could set up an AdSense in Kat's name (finally the soul maid would be paying off!) or desperately try for a new partner. Whatever happens he'll be expecting the paypiggies to pay up during the next begathon.
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Two things would happen:

Youtube would automatically reject him because they don't want his ass.

The Soulmaid will dump his ass and take the YT money and she could legally get away with it.
 
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The best part of his ignorantly likening himself with Jonah rather than Job is his legitimate likeness with Jonah.

God wanted Jonah to do something. Jonah didn't wanna. So he ran away. So far he ended up at what at that time would have been the end of the Earth. Then he got on a boat and shipped himself out to sea, just to get further away.

Eventually, the story ends with him overboard and inside a whale. Literally the worst possible scenario. Because he kept running away.



This must indicate Phil was caught off guard. You can especially tell by the state of his hair. The only other time I can remember his hair looking like this was the "Incident".
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Uh Jonah story continues after that part?
 
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A couple people I know who stream and upload videos to YouTube are also losing their partnership with Curse today. The difference here is that they knew about it because Curse emailed them several weeks ago letting them know they were being cut loose, so they also emailed Phil. Either he ignored it, didn't get the email, or just wasn't paying attention. This should not have come as a surprise to him, he'd have had several weeks to prepare and find a new network to partner with.
 
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