2019-03-17 - New Zealand Police: "We would like to preserve any posts and technical data including IP addresses, email addresses etc"

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DrainRedRain said:
Yeah, and I'm sure they already tried looking into it, but I don't think we have many kiwis who are from NZ, luckily.
It's just the fact they think they have power over citizens from other countries that makes me laugh
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I think they were confused. They probably thought we had something to do with NZ based off the name (and non-fruit/bird nature of the forums). If you go with that assumption, their response makes more sense. It's still a stupid assumption on their part, but it almost makes sense to the uninitiated.

Also, it seems like Null made that same assumption and cleared things up in the most brutal way possible: "I'm sorry you're going through this, but fuck you".
 
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They'll consider nothing and try their best to fuck Josh over. It's what people like this John fellow do. I also thought Josh started to wipe IP records, so whats there for these retarded New Zealanders to get? My country never went after Josh when there was a short thread on the Somalia that went and tried to kill a police offer, USA never went after him when they had that shooter in Nevada and there was a thread on the topic too. Fuck these people.
 
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Whatever happened to learning about the horrors of the holocaust so that it would "never again."
Now we are going to absolutely censor history so that no one can learn of the horrors of it and hope that will keep it from happening again? NZ is so lost.
Let's pretend reality is all sunshine and rainbows that will protect the public! Sure Jan.
 
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Lysenko said:
Now we are going to absolutely censor history so that no one can learn of the horrors of it and hope that will keep it from happening again?
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Yea but watching a tragedy like this means we might have to talk about issues in our society where there is no easy solution and would mean all sides coming to agreement. Unlike the holocaust where the debate ends at Nazi are bad and don't put people into death-camps.

Honestly I have not seen a more American response in my life.
 
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That was fucking savage.

I'm betting that this cop has been sitting at his desk all morning, slurping coffee and sending off various clones of this document to web-hosts, forum admins, ISPs etc. anything remotely 'New Zealand' or 'Kiwi' related, expecting to and recieving responses containing the user info or maybe polite requests for a warrent.....and then he e-mails @Null .

I wish to fuck I could have been a fly on the wall to see the look on his face and hear the reaction which could have varied from shocked silence, fuming and muttering 'fucking wanker!', to busting out laughing, and forwarding the response to every other cop in the office.

That was a well deserved reply to a fucked up fishing trip from the NZPD. Good on you, man.
 
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Mathas said:
I think they were confused. They probably thought we had something to do with NZ based off the name (and non-fruit/bird nature of the forums). If you go with that assumption, their response makes more sense. It's still a stupid assumption on their part, but it almost makes sense to the uninitiated.

Also, it seems like Null made that same assumption and cleared things up in the most brutal way possible: "I'm sorry you're going through this, but fuck you".
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Yeah, I can see that. But even if we were an NZ forum, and we all were NZ citizens, basing something only on IP and emails isn't the most effective move. Also, some people (specially the ones in the police force) think IPs are the ultimate answer and can't be faked with vpns and shit. So, what would they do if they picked a user who has an IP from Sierra Leone for example? The guy could be a literal kiwi shitting all over the NZ police force's garden but with a vpn, and I bet my ass that the kiwi police would be confused as hell.
These people aren't very bright when dealing with the internet, imho
 
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Otis Boi said:
Yea but watching a tragedy like this means we might have to talk about issues in our society where there is no easy solution and would mean all sides coming to agreement. Unlike the holocaust where the debate ends at Nazi are bad and don't put people into death-camps.

Honestly I have not seen a more American response in my life.
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Uh is talking about our issues such a bad thing? The Nazis were a lot more complex than "Nazi Bad" despite what some on the internet would like you to think. The outcomes were bad, but the motivations were far more complex.
 
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Otis Boi said:
Yea but watching a tragedy like this means we might have to talk about issues in our society where there is no easy solution and would mean all sides coming to agreement. Unlike the holocaust where the debate ends at Nazi are bad and don't put people into death-camps.

Honestly I have not seen a more American response in my life.
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We certainly werent the first to do it but holy shit has it become our motif...

Sweep it under the rug and rewrite the text books.

Murrica.
 
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Null said:
The New Zealand censorship laws work in such a way the board responsible for censoring videos of shootings are also responsible for censoring child pornography. This agent probably works predominantly with online predators but in this instance his job requires him to deal with the video of the shooting.
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Hopefully this ends with the detective saying “welp I tried” before fucking off and doing something more important than shaking down a shitposting site.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
That was fucking savage.

I'm betting that this cop has been sitting at his desk all morning, slurping coffee and sending off various clones of this document to web-hosts, forum admins, ISPs etc. anything remotely 'New Zealand' or 'Kiwi' related, expecting to and recieving responses containing the user info or maybe polite requests for a warrent.....and then he e-mails @Null .

I wish to fuck I could have been a fly on the wall to see the look on his face and hear the reaction which probably varied from shocked silence, fuming and muttering 'fucking wanker!', or busting out laughing, and forwarding the response to every other cop in the office.

That was a well deserved reply to a fucked up fishing trip from the NZPD. Good on you, man.
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I want to know how exceptional you have to be to join the NZ police force. Like how stupid do you have to be in order to think that the Kiwi Farms has anything to do with your nation? We're not the that has a page up on Facebook for dairy farmers you morons.

Maybe if their police force was filled with intelligent people you could actually save lives. I know if that shit went down here after we shot the fucker we'd be kicking his dead corpse for good measure.
 
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