LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

Does Chris want the pickle know?

  • Yes

    Votes: 160 17.1%

  • No

    Votes: 45 4.8%

  • He doesn't know what bisexual means

    Votes: 730 78.1%
  • Total voters
    935
New sweethearts confirmed detractors.

A) They are not trolls but are your typical LBGTQDSALKJAC extremists who convinced Chris that everyone is bi because gender politics. They are just using him for politics.

B) They are weens trying to get Chris to fuck a guy. Although someone confirmed that the girls exist, so I´m a bit doubtful.

C) Idea Guy 2.0 trying to get him to say stuff that he´ll retract later because apparently that´s still funny by 2018.

D) The girls are true and honest(Or weens) and they are trying to give Chris tips on how to make more galpals, and maybe tried to convince him that by appearing to be gay he´d get closer to women. Chris would never claim to be gay so he settled for bi. This could be either way, either weens trying to have fun or girls trying to help him get more galpals.
 
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I have a feeling that, even if Chris really does know what the fuck he's talking about, he's going to be one of those "bisexuals" who claims to be attracted to both genders but never actually shows interest in one of them (in Chris's case, the male gender).
 
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Here's a theory.

Maybe his 'sweethearts' have been having second thoughts on their relationship with CWC and thought - given he identifies as a trans lesbian - that if one of them claimed to be a trans man, they could end the' poly relationship' without hurting his feelings (I mean - CWC is nothing but compassionate and respects the ladies; he says so himself!)

Unfortunately, their plan blew up in their face when CWC - not wanting to lose his sweethearts - changed his previous lesbian status to bisexual in order to be inclusive to the 'trans man'.
 
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So, will this become the norm for Sonichu content, then?
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Porker LeVance said:
Why does everyone posting here think Chris doesn't know what bisexual means? He's not that stupid. If Chris says he identifies as bisexual, then he is interested in romantic partners of both genders. He's not even holding an Optimus Prime.
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He's selling his lesbian flag because now he's bisexual and wanting to buy a new one. I'm pretty sure Chris has put about as much actual thought into this as he would when he picks what sauce he wants with his chicken tendies.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Marvin will say, but trolls made him claim to like dick.
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Mariposa Electrique said:
We all knew this would happen eventually, all we need now is Marvin explaining it away with, "Chris is a salesman".
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Heh, do you think that's not what's going on here?

Do you think that "hmm, this hilarious thing is coming out of the blue, nah, it's legit, totally not any meddling from dipshit Idea Guy impersonators".

Did you think Chris announcing the Nazi stuff in cwcville was legit too?

I mean, it's possible I suppose... just saying that, if I were a betting man, I know what option I'd pick.
 
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