LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

[Marvin]

Call me optimistic but I think Chris knows the definition of bisexual by now. After hanging out in the tranny clubs he has to have met some people like that along the way.

I think he knows what it means if a normal person said it. But I think that, right now, he's also working on some retarded, internal definition that a troll slipped to him.

 

[Fareal]

I find it hard to believe that he suddenly wants the pickle up the poop chute

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Until he makes a comic where Sonichu sucks cock, I won't believe he's serious.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Given the current situation and his clumsy skills in vocabulary, I am assuming Chris thought bisexual means having two lovers.

 

[Hui]

No wonder he got so hurt when Bob threw the damn "fag" card at him.

Nobody wants to hear the truth.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

I think he knows what it means if a normal person said it. But I think that, right now, he's also working on some exceptional, internal definition that a troll slipped to him.

This.
I highly doubt that Chris would be interested in a normal man. I'm talking out of my ass, but by "bisexual" he probably means he's okay with post-op mtf trans, pre-op ftm trans, and/or straight women who don't want a lesbian.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Remember, Chris, do NOT in any way attempt to go to San Francisco. Stay away from there, unless you want to learn the definition of "Poz".

 

[Done]

Oh boy! Another Idea Guy?
Is it Josh back at it again after we taught him that screwing around the intellectually disabled is a horrible idea?

As the only person in the world that scammed Chris out of money, I don't think that's a statement you could, nor should make.

Flag's sold.

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It would be hilarious if this whole tweet thing was in order to hype up the flag as a Christorical item.

 

[Yop Yop]

I think he knows what it means if a normal person said it. But I think that, right now, he's also working on some exceptional, internal definition that a troll slipped to him.

Hold up, Chris originally implied he had sweetheartS. Then today he claims his sweetheartS helped him realize hes bisexual.

Is Chris being conned into a polyamorous MMF relationship?

 

[Prussian Blue]

Whether he's really bisexual or not (he's not) doesn't matter, what does is his follow up explanation, and trying to decipher the word salad to see how he came to this conclusion.

And the answer is probably his new, flat-chested(?) lovers.

 

[Yop Yop]

Whether he's really bisexual or not (he's not) doesn't matter, what does is his follow up explanation, and trying to decipher the word salad to see how he came to this conclusion.

And the answer is probably his new, flat-chested(?) lovers.

Apparently he was caught at the sailor moon musical with 2 other girls. Given that anyone who hangs out with Chris must be a tranny autismolord themselves, one of them was probably a well disguised man.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Must have been all that orange fanta that did it.

Until he makes a comic where Sonichu sucks cock, I won't believe he's serious.

Well, he's already made a comic page of him fucking Sonichu so he could have the daughter that God and the bear at regency square promised him.

 

[Clintonberg]

DL male to female soul for bisex group fun. No recip.

 

[notausername]

If the homos are banned from CWCVille - does that mean Chris himself is banned from there?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I think he knows what it means if a normal person said it. But I think that, right now, he's also working on some exceptional, internal definition that a troll slipped to him.

Pretty much this. For the longest time he considered himself a lesbian, as in, he was a woman who wanted women. BUT he also convinced himself he was available to straight women because he still had a dong. And God dammit, he wouldn't budge on this crazy idea he had. So imagine he's just trying desperately to avail himself to the largest number of women as possible.

 

[Stock Photo James]

Must be hormones. The estrogen pills are as close to a real puberty as Chris will ever get.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

You guys are rétarded if you think Chris doesn’t know what being bisexual means.

Chris has a fair amount of knowledge about sexuality. He’s repeatedly treated sweethearts to sex ed lessons. The way he talks about sex proves he’s read all kinds of shit on the internet about sex and sexuality.

 

[Caz]

Since Chris had no success with sweethearts, now his gonna prowl for Chads.

 

[Zarkov]

Well tbh I'm sure there are some craigslist fatties out there who would gladly slip it inside him. His dating pool just widened !

 

[Beauty]

It honestly doesn't matter if Chris suddenly realized he fancies both china and pickles.
He's not getting laid regardless unless he's willing to pay up for it.