LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

Does Chris want the pickle know?

  • Yes

    Votes: 160 17.1%

  • No

    Votes: 45 4.8%

  • He doesn't know what bisexual means

    Votes: 730 78.1%
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Marvin said:
What goes through Chris' mind is straightforward.

What we are completely ignorant about is what goes through the mind of whichever dumbass is writing Chris' scripts now.
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I'd have to agree with @Marvin here, someone is definitely forcing this on him. Whoever that is, we have no clue - but Chris isn't some whimsical mastermind.
 
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The Captain said:
I'd have to agree with @Marvin here, someone is definitely forcing this on him. Whoever that is, we have no clue - but Chris isn't some whimsical mastermind.
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No, but he is extremely suggestable. I would make the argument that the person manipulating him this time is merely bringing is subconscious urges to the surface. Then again, he could just be acting this way because he wants to, knowing he can always say his tormentors forced him to do so.

the hell if I know...
 
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Armchair Psychologist said:
No, but he is extremely suggestable. I would make the argument that the person manipulating him this time is merely bringing is subconscious urges to the surface. Then again, he could just be acting this way because he wants to, knowing he can always say his tormentors forced him to do so.

the hell if I know...
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I think it goes deeper - there is most definitely a puppetmaster. Chris doesn't act this way himself.
 
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Chris probably hasn't a clue what bisexual actually means and he's likely talking about it because someone suggested it was something it's not. Even if it does turn out to be true, I'm not so sure the boyfriend-free boys would likely be interested in anything with Chris, let alone blowjobs or sex.

Gorogoroth said:
This got posted on /v/.
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Personally, I think it's fake and the work of a ween trying to make Chris look gay. Or maybe he's that desperate for Lego money, but I seriously doubt it.

I mean, just look at his oral hygiene on the CWCki, what kind of a sick fuck would even consider Chris for oral sex?
 
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I believe it. He even stated that the only difference between himself and Naitsirhc was that Naitsirhc was open about his homosexuality.

Re-watching the videos placed in the CWC documentary that is currently worked on, it does seem like Chris was struggling with homosexuality. No one needs to "remain straight" by staring at a sailor moon poster. He never had issues with putting things up his anus and didn't seem to mind the idea of getting pegged either.

I don't think he is a pure homo though, he clearly has a sexual attraction to women. I just think that his effeminacy has him psychologically struggling with the desire for some topless man to wrap his gay arms around him and let him know that daddy is going to take care of him from now on.

Had Chris been born perhaps 15 years later, and had a more slender frame, he probably would have been on hormone blockers and twinked out.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
Chris probably hasn't a clue what bisexual actually means and he's likely talking about it because someone suggested it was something it's not. Even if it does turn out to be true, I'm not so sure the boyfriend-free boys would likely be interested in anything with Chris, let alone blowjobs or sex.



Personally, I think it's fake and the work of a ween trying to make Chris look gay. Or maybe he's that desperate for Lego money, but I seriously doubt it.

I mean, just look at his oral hygiene on the CWCki, what kind of a sick fuck would even consider Chris for oral sex?
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Me, that's what kind of sick fuck I am. But I'd have too insist upon wearing my GodBear costume whilst HE was gobbling up my ursine schlong.
 
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FightenGnome said:
I believe it. He even stated that the only difference between himself and Naitsirhc was that Naitsirhc was open about his homosexuality.

Re-watching the videos placed in the CWC documentary that is currently worked on, it does seem like Chris was struggling with homosexuality. No one needs to "remain straight" by staring at a sailor moon poster. He never had issues with putting things up his anus and didn't seem to mind the idea of getting pegged either.

I don't think he is a pure homo though, he clearly has a sexual attraction to women. I just think that his effeminacy has him psychologically struggling with the desire for some topless man to wrap his gay arms around him and let him know that daddy is going to take care of him from now on.

Had Chris been born perhaps 15 years later, and had a more slender frame, he probably would have been on hormone blockers and twinked out.
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I think its more like he got fed by his church or parents that the gays would try to tempt him with sin and he really believed it. As a result he thought he had to do things to prevent that because autism and Crystal is his destiny etc etc.
 
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FightenGnome said:
I believe it. He even stated that the only difference between himself and Naitsirhc was that Naitsirhc was open about his homosexuality.

Re-watching the videos placed in the CWC documentary that is currently worked on, it does seem like Chris was struggling with homosexuality. No one needs to "remain straight" by staring at a sailor moon poster. He never had issues with putting things up his anus and didn't seem to mind the idea of getting pegged either.

I don't think he is a pure homo though, he clearly has a sexual attraction to women. I just think that his effeminacy has him psychologically struggling with the desire for some topless man to wrap his gay arms around him and let him know that daddy is going to take care of him from now on.

Had Chris been born perhaps 15 years later, and had a more slender frame, he probably would have been on hormone blockers and twinked out.
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Yes, Chris would've identified female around whatever time he started wearing the barrettes in his hair. Bob still would've disapproved but the cultural climate is at a point now where trans kids are brave heroes standing up for themselves. Chris would've loved it and latched onto it just like he has now.
 
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DragoonSierra said:
I think its more like he got fed by his church or parents that the gays would try to tempt him with sin and he really believed it. As a result he thought he had to do things to prevent that because autism and Crystal is his destiny etc etc.
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I always thought this was the case. He was attracted to women, and really didn't want to be attracted to men, so he did all kinds of weird stuff to "prevent" it. But my best guess was that was just because he didn't understand sexuality very well, and tended to do weird voodoo stuff in general. Not because he actually felt what a normal person would describe as a homosexual urge. But that's just a guess.
 
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