4/8/2015 The Visit

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Also, now that I'm back in a hotel for the night, I have a chance to sit down and put together some actual responses opposed to the partial and short ones via my phone.

To answer the burning question that all too many people have been asking, "What were you expecting to happen?", I have this to say.

I was not expecting anything more than I go, or more aptly, the limited response I actually got is more than I expected. My expectation was that there would be no response, despite the cars being there. Or more likely, one response of being told to leave or the cops were being called. We all know how he presents himself in person, as proven by a number of people so far, he's timid in real life.

It would have been -nice- to get a chance to meet him face to face and explain what the gift was, possibly even offer him some REAL human interaction that's not just via his mother and the rest of his life that he has going on around him. Which admittedly, is not much, but my point remains. Perfect world situation, I'd have somehow been able to get him to accept the gifts, I wouldn't expect a 'thank you', because it's not really how he is, especially since I'm male, but whatever. Fuck, I'd have offered to go treat him for food/drinks if it meant that I could have a conversation. I'd even settle for buying him a lego set if it means further communication.

Sure, take it for weening if you want, but even trying to interact with him is a story in and of itself.

This whole trip, going a couple of hours out of my way to see the world that Chris has grown up in, it's a tourist attraction to me. Right on par with the rest of the wonders of the natural world, because this place blows my mind. There's so much there, there's so much to do, so many cool places to see or visit. But we have Chris, in this shallow little existence of his, oblivious to everything and everyone. To have been around from the early days of CWC to where it is now, I wouldn't exactly say that it's a dream come true, but it's like being offered the chance to go to Disney world. Only thing being, that when you go to Disney, the only ride you can go on, is 'Its a small world', and the animatronics have been replaced with smelly bums. Shit sucks, but at least I got to go to Disney!

Somewhat off-topic, if people do go and make the cwcville tour loop, make some time to go swing by the Monticello in Charlottesville. That was a pretty cool stop and place to visit before continuing on to where I am in Virginia for the rest of the week.

Nice Autism OP do you have a picture of his genitalia?

There's been plenty of them over the years, we don't need more until he has it cut off.
 
I agree. But that is a tough one. Barb seems to work pretty hard to stamp out the earliest signs of independence. I have a mother who I think could get like Barb if given free reign. My brothers and I always have to be really careful to keep her at arms length. And none of us live with her, so we already have that advantage, in addition to not being incompetent idiots.

I have quite a bit of sympathy for Chris about this. It's a tough thing to do. One would have hoped that he realized that now that Bob is gone and her finances are worse than his, he is not dependent on her. Unfortunately, he seems to have flipped from "I need my mother" to "my mother needs me". Either way, he can't leave.
Oh, absolutely. Chris was trained to be helpless from day one. I guess I was more talking about how, if Chris truly wanted to, he could achieve independence. I do understand that can be very intimidating for someone like Chris.
Well, I think a part of him likes being treated like a baby by Barb. No way she's gonna lock him out of the house if he goes off, that's an idle threat. But I think the message is if you cross this line I won't treat you like a baby anymore, I'll treat you like a grown up and you'll have responsibilities. And that's what Christian really fears.
Eh, I don't know about that. Like, I do think he enjoys having some responsibilities be "mommy's job". But overall I do think Chris is genuinely afraid Barb will kick him out if she threatens it. Barb is the god of 14BC. If she says she'll do it, he has no reason to think otherwise.
 
Far too familiar, but if it's over $2oo, it ain't happening.

send an e-mail to christian offering him 200 dollars to be your erotic dancer for a few hours

i wish that was a joke but you literally have a better chance approaching chris this way than by knocking on his door expecting to be let inside while Barb makes tea and cookies as Chris pops out his n64 for you and him to play mario kart together as you both have a nice conversation while his dogs do something that isn't shitting all over everything and trying to bite your flesh off

anyways 200 dollars is too little. pay off his credit cards and pay every single one of his bills for the rest of his life and he will slightly acknowledge your existence and promote you to minion status and summon you when he needs something
 
pay off his credit cards and pay every single one of his bills for the rest of his life and he will slightly acknowledge your existence and promote you to minion status and summon you when he needs something

This is what people like Kengle or Waterman fail to realize. No matter how hard they try, Chris will never acknowledge them because he's not interested in fucking them.
 
why didn't you dig up Patti-Chan
One: Because I didn't have a shovel
Two: I was fucking exhausted by the time I got to the area
Three: I'm good without getting arrested, or going to -that- extent for something.
Four: I think there's a line, but this is WAY past it.

I get the feeling that there must be some comic potential in the Sonic cells. Tell me, Sonic's arms
in these cells, what... colour are they?
That's a very good question, and while I considered painting the arms Blue on the one where they're exposed, I opted against it.

I'm honestly curious why you think Chris deserves these?
He doesn't deserve them, not in the least. We all know that he doesn't really deserve anything that he has, yet people keep buying his shit the moment it becomes available. Which is why they're likely going to go on my own wall at home, at this point.

Maybe I don't have the same perspective, but I love stuff like this. One of the most fascinating aspects of Chris, to me, isn't any hilarity that ensues from his bizarre dealings with the world, but rather the meticulous effort to document and interact with him.
First off, I would just like to say thank you, Sluggo.
And that's exactly it, just the opportunity to possibly interact with him and get a glimpse into his head is worth the trip. Nothing even happened, yet its still an adventure!

I sincerely salute you JSGOTI for your efforts, even though you couldn't see Chris in the flesh as you were looking forward to.
It just wasn't meant to be, but I have the memories of the experience and mementos.
As an aside: If I'm ever in the area again, I want to bring a cutting torch for the Branchland Court street sign.

Not sure if this justified its own thread considering nothing happened, but whatever, I'll take this over another 'ESTIMATE THE DIAMETER OF CHRIS' ASSHOLE AFTER HE LEAVES PRISON' thread any day.
I appreciate the compliment, I'll take them as I can get them.
But yeah, I was weighing on just putting it up with the rest of my posts in Random Thoughts & Questions, but I think there was just enough substance to make it work. Barely.

pay off his credit cards and pay every single one of his bills for the rest of his life
My tax dollars hard at work!
 
No no, my friend. He is getting your tax dollars, but he isn't paying his bills with them.
Semantics. I'm fairly certain his LEGO and Amiibo habits could constitute a monthly subscription service.
 
Some people earn their "Christorical Figure" banner. Others try really really hard to get one.

You could have just went for a "True & Honest Fan" banner instead.
Literally all you have to do is sleep with a Staff Member.
 
Some people earn their "Christorical Figure" banner. Others try really really hard to get one.

You could have just went for a "True & Honest Fan" banner instead.
Literally all you have to do is sleep with a Staff Member.

That's a lie! I slept with Champ and all he did was give me and some friends a nice Scrabble game.
 
Somewhat off-topic, if people do go and make the cwcville tour loop, make some time to go swing by the Monticello in Charlottesville.

Thomas Jefferson is spinning in his grave faster than your avatar to learn that the mansion he designed is a side trip off the main attraction of an idiot man-child's decaying hoard home.
 
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Jesus christ. Christian can't do something as a 30 year old man that 14 yo do all the time. He even thought there'd be pussy and couldn't stand up to his mom. Plus with a little self control he could have afforded that trip with his tugboat.. I guess though it's christian and he always folds at the first sight of challenge.

Most 14 year olds can go to GameStop by themselves and not vandalize the displays, and not pepper spray the employees. Would you trust Chris to go to DC for the weekend and not get into trouble?
 
OP Chris is probably awake now, you could go back and try to give him the gifts.
 
OP Chris is probably awake now, you could go back and try to give him the gifts.
Nah, I'm good. I don't really feel lilke spending... five? hours to go back and then come back to my hotel again just to try. Maybe when I head back home.

The OP of this thread makes me wish that there was a Ween rating for this forum.
I love you, too.
 
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This is so pointless. It's like that guy who filmed Tyce at McDonalds. Well, at least Barb was there.
 
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