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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,576
How many, though. It's gotta be at least 50/50
Muh /vg/
Maybe the site being fucked was a good thing
Who knew before today it was trash like you keeping the beast well fed.
Try 80/20
The other 20 being jackasses like rapeape, jeets and east and west coast douchebags
That is the issue
Real anons and real people don't want to be one cops(jannies) or authoritarians(mods/politicians)
Only mutants of the mind want those jobs to feel good about themselves
Real people want productive work that empowers or helps their communities
The kind of people that lust for control are always flawed.

Lord Null excluded of course, and my old best friend and his family of techies and coders
Real mods and admins want decenc
Seeing /ck/ having three of the top five power jannies on it makes so much sense. I don't think I was ever banned on a board as often as that one. The fucking gall to get so ass mad about a food and cooking board. Bet those faggots were directly responsible for getting the steakhouse livecam threads axed.

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/ck/ is a protected board that stays on topic and btfo shills like /fit/
You got banned because you are a cookcel
 
Fuck every time I get through a page, a new one gets to the front. Unless I start speed reading I won't catch up lol.
They found so many people to moderate 4chan for free but no one that would update its site security for free. Very tragic.

Meanwhile Kiwifarms has been "destroyed" many times and it always comes back. The last few times, members of the community chimed in to help Null with the source code and stuff. That's what happens when a site admin has a presence within the community.

4chan has had no such thing since the very early 2010s, so the whole project was a festering ship lost at sea with a captain in name only that nobody could locate. It's very detached and site problems just went unnoticed. If there was ever a time for the autistic talent of 4chan to shine, that would have been to assist in the reinforcement of the website's security. Especially considering how many enemies 4chan made during its heyday.

Somebody likened it to the fall of Rome? Perfect analogy. Taken by the Troon Barbarians and left to decline in poor leadership; it's members branching off to various other pastures, it's leader in another fucking city. 4chan, like Rome, just fell. Any return to form is going to require so many fixes that it would take months to bring back to capacity.
 
And you know them saying two or three weeks is their optimistic take. As has been pointed out repeatedly, their entire back end is completely outdated. Would have been a bitch to fix during regular up time over the span of a year. Imagine having to fix it with the site down completely and in crisis.
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and now they really can’t undo the damage that’s been done because they’ve spent so many years chasing off the people that did.
Yeah, I imagine anyone who was engaging positively on 4chan isn't going to return even if it does come back. This has majorly given impetus to those small communities that lived in niche boards/generals to move to smaller chans or discord.
At this trajectory I would not be surprised if Hiro used this as an excuse to wash his hands of it.
thumbs up for Burial btw, very based
 
canadian election is on the 28th and then a few days later the aussie one is on may 3rd, if they take long which they probably will then /pol/ losers will miss out on talking about it
 
Ah what the hell. This thread is going by so fast, who will notice?

He wasn't my first, but he was my most serious. Intelligent guy that I legit wanted to marry and have a family with, but had a thing for loli/shota that I was too stupid to see as a red flag and he ended up grooming me with his normalization of degeneracy that took me years to deprogram myself from.

We ended up breaking up because all he cared about was abusing cough syrup and jerking it to futa porn. He ended up trooning out, and I heard from his best friend's girlfriend that he almost ruined their relationship because he was doing gay shit with his friend like sucking his dick.

I found him totally by chance in a youtube stream chat recently. He still uses a Touhou name and female avatar, is 40 and almost bald due to twink death, streams sonic games, and calls himself an "otoko no ko". I legit pity him.
... You dated men from 4chan and expected them to be normal?

4chan will come back online, but with 15 min captcha shit, no unique ip, all this fucking shit being blown into the fan with degenerate loser mods and jannies...4chan definetely won't be the same, it wasn't already but now only the bottom of the barrel will browse it
I really doubt it will come back online when every mod and janitor has their full personal info out for every banned schizo to see unless they do a full reset.
 
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I fully expect they do exactly that, fix the specific Ghostscript exploit the soyteen used, and then just nearly immediately get hacked again because their site is dogshit and since they replaced anyone competent with troon garbage, nobody is competent to fix it.
I wish but I have a feeling we won't get lucky like this again. It's just too good to happen, even yesterday was like winning the lottery. The metaphorical South Tower will keep standing, I hate to be a party pooper but yeah.
 
It seems like he just bought the site made it "ad=friendly" and then fucked off collecting checks?
The funniest part about this is that the site isn't even fucking ad friendly, every time I'd go on /vt/ or whatever other blue board I'd have to refresh multiple times in order to get an ad that WASN'T some pajeet advertising a fake Onlyfans site with pictures they stole off Instagram. What's the point of having SFW boards if you're just gonna plaster them with porn ads? And of course 4chan being the brilliant place that it is has no way to report ads to give even a false sense that maybe they'd do something about it some day if the stars aligned and hell froze over.
 
Muh /vg/
Maybe the site being fucked was a good thing
Who knew before today it was trash like you keeping the beast well fed.
Try 80/20
The other 20 being jackasses like rapeape, jeets and east and west coast douchebags
That is the issue
Real anons and real people don't want to be one cops(jannies) or authoritarians(mods/politicians)
Only mutants of the mind want those jobs to feel good about themselves
Real people want productive work that empowers or helps their communities
The kind of people that lust for control are always flawed.

Lord Null excluded of course, and my old best friend and his family of techies and coders
Real mods and admins want decenc

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/ck/ is a protected board that stays on topic and btfo shills like /fit/
You got banned because you are a cookcel
/fit/ lost its way when /sig/ was banned across the board.
 
The funniest part about this is that the site isn't even fucking ad friendly, every time I'd go on /vt/ or whatever other blue board I'd have to refresh multiple times in order to get an ad that WASN'T some pajeet advertising a fake Onlyfans site with pictures they stole off Instagram. What's the point of having SFW boards if you're just gonna plaster them with porn ads? And of course 4chan being the brilliant place that it is has no way to report ads to give even a false sense that maybe they'd do something about it some day if the stars aligned and hell froze over.
in theory to improve psoting quality
however 4tran jannies just have nothing but softcore porn threads on every board anyways so it doesn't fucking matter
 
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