A Comcast Employee Has Been Fucking with DSP's Internet for Months [November 28, 2023] - Oh it's true.. It's DAMN true!

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I doubt Nancy truly understood what Phil did for a living and a quick glance at his paperwork would look legit with his explanation as to what he does. Saying "the money I make goes into paying for my internet, games, and online gaming accounts" looks like the truth to an older person who calls every console a Nintendo and buys games for their grandkids on their birthdays and Christmas.
Nancy told the troll that called why. Chapter 7 is a personal bankruptcy, not a business one.

Blame the system, which was honestly a huge blackpill for me reading the many Chapter 7 stories out there with people overjoyed they got away with reckless spending.
 
i got annoyed with how people where being treated by him recently i have actively fucked with dsp since latw october ( hes lying about the side scroller podcast that was not comcast or me) i was lazy with the http (im sorry i got tisms) any who heres his account go crazyView attachment 5528442View attachment 5528443
Why did you feel revealing your power level was worth the massive lawsuit Comcast will throw at you for doing this? You had the perfect crime. No one would've believed Phil if you didn't reveal your plan like a fucking Scooby Doo villain.
 
I think he is a complete bitch boy in person. Remember the BK chicken sandwich he lost his mind for a year over? He never had the guts to go back inside or reenter the drive thru to get a new one, instead he blew up BK's online customer support.
This can easily be explained by laziness. Not to say he isn't a bitch boy, he's an Email Karen, but again, a bankruptcy hearing is a shit example for why. Who the fuck acts hard/tough/aggressive during a bankruptcy call?

True, but think of the sidescrollers performance. It was virtually another Phil we saw. All humble and down to earth.

Even when Keemstar came on, who Phil shits on every chance he gets, he was all: “Welp, you’re quite the YouTube star, you’re really good at what you do, but it’s not my style blah blah.”
For sure, but I don't think DSP views those people as beneath him, so it tracks. Morally he might see Keem as beneath him, but financially he knows Keem is way above him.
 
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What kind of complete retard would think it was a smart idea to do this? You've done gone and given the man a bogeyman he can point at now whenever he does his begathons.
All the casuals crawling out the woodwork with the same point that never made sense and never will. He's been fighting the boogeyman since the early 2000s even when nobody ever did anything to him.

Philip Paul Burnell will ALWAYS be a victim. Because it is easy and profitable, and excuses him from working hard or developing skills. It has always been so.

And as you can see, nobody in the public eye gave a damn dog shit for the guy's issue. It's almost like two decades of bullshit delusions have made him an unreliable narrator.
 
Yep, and now Phil is objectively right. Congratulations.
The hell do you mean?

The 'leaks' from @dangreene are not genuine, and certainly not related to DSP. Yet Phil INSISTS that his information has been leaked. As Dan was the only 'source', it means the whole thing is fabricated drama Phil has pushed (likely with the help of someone smart enough to provide said BS screenshots) to gain pity bucks from his demented dentheads.

There was no Comcast insider messing with him. It didn't happen. If Phil had not given credibility to Dan for this he might've still had an out and the possibility of fuckery would've still been a thing, but when Phil has, on multiple times, alluded to his details being leaked - that killed his last line of defence.
 
Yep, and now Phil is objectively right. Congratulations.
As far as we can tell, Comcast dude messed with Phil two, maybe three times. Let's be generous and round it up to five. But DSP complains about trolls and detractors consistently ruining his life. I don't think it's a stretch to say he makes those complaints at least like 5-10 times each week and uses it as an excuse for tons of things, ranging from being unable to leave his home (despite having a clear scheduled time off and frequently talking about his general routine and giving indications on where he goes) to being unable to go on vacation, to not being able to donate to charity. None of those are related/remotely justified by the fact someone reset his internet a few times and paid his bill in advance.

We're not (or shouldn't be) at war with Phil. Him being "wrong" about things is usually worth a laugh because he'll act like an expert when all it takes is a few seconds of googling to tell he's wrong, and he'll frequently get corrected in chat and get all huffy about it. But that is far from the only thing that makes him a cow. Even if Phil never said an incorrect statement from here on out, his general attitude, addictions and poor decision making would guarantee he's still a cow and give us plenty of material to laugh at.

The fact that Phil's greatest "win" this year is that someone turned his internet off a few times is a pretty good indicator of how well Phil is doing in life.
 
I'm still not sure what to believe happened here.

My best guess is @dangreene is a support.com low-level call center guy that had the ability to screw with Phil's account somewhat. Then, Phil embellished it in a few ways to play the victim, specifically saying he made false payments.

This wasn't a win for anyone. The drama wasn't funny. Phil didn't get extra money out of this, other than a couple increased daily tithes from PlanetJeff.
 
The hell do you mean?

The 'leaks' from @dangreene are not genuine, and certainly not related to DSP. Yet Phil INSISTS that his information has been leaked. As Dan was the only 'source', it means the whole thing is fabricated drama Phil has pushed (likely with the help of someone smart enough to provide said BS screenshots) to gain pity bucks from his demented dentheads.

There was no Comcast insider messing with him. It didn't happen. If Phil had not given credibility to Dan for this he might've still had an out and the possibility of fuckery would've still been a thing, but when Phil has, on multiple times, alluded to his details being leaked - that killed his last line of defence.
I believe there is a proof mandate on saying something like this.
 
I believe there is a proof mandate on saying something like this.
Well, I don't know know about proof, and it's certainly possible he's right, but barging into a thread titled "Moviebob is Fat," quoting one of many people who is saying how fat Moviebob is, and expressing surprise he thinks Moviebob is fat does come off as a little odd.
 
You’ve got to remember: DSP alogs are a special breed of vindictive retard.
True, but there might be something to it:
Sadly, this guy is a poor YouTuber; he tries to shout over a recording of Phil instead of, you know, pausing the video to respond to what Phil is saying, and I would pay money for Guido and The Boys to shove his soundboard up his nose. He also slips up repeatedly, stating that Phil's claims of having intermittent connectivity is debunked by the fact he has some connectivity.
That said, he claims to be a former Comcast technician, and I tend to believe him; he seems to know what he's talking about. He is able to pick at the details of Phil's claims, and I'm not surprised that a lot of the time Phil is full of it, pointing out issues which have also been raised in this thread.
Long story short, he doesn't believe Phil's claim of a misbehaving Comcast employee, but doesn't really present an alternate explanation of what happened. "Phil is a fuckhead" is a plausible opinion, I think, but it doesn't explain why DSP's network names changed.
 
There’s two possibilities being presented: either Phil (a man defined by his incompetence) suddenly being competent enough to instigate a false-flag event regarding his internet for no reason (seriously, there’s not even a financial solution if this is fake), or some retard alog made the retard decision to torpedo his career in order to mess with Phil (a man whose alogs are defined by being retards of this caliber).

Both Hanlon and Occam are in agreement here: Phil ain’t lying on this one.
 
I have an highdea.

Meet the xFi Pods
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A wi-fi extender that is only compatible with Xfinity rented equipment and it is not compatible with customer owned equipment.

You can buy them from Xfinity 1 for $119.99 or 2 for $199.99, or get 3 on Amazon for $159.99, but that's forbidden math.

I believe that when Phil last updated his Xfinity contact someone at Xfinity up sold this clown on buying 2 of these extenders that you plug into the wall.
I was reading up about this things here: The xFi Pods FAQ page.

These Pods plug into the wall connect to your Comcast device via an app. They also come with one or two Ethernet ports depending on the generation.

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I think Phil uses a switch maybe that's the problem 🤔.
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Or this quote:

I’ve hardwired my Pod to my gateway, so why is the Connection Type still set to WiFi?
The Connection Type might not switch to Ethernet for several reasons. Your gateway or Pod might not have the minimum firmware required. Keep your xFi Gateway and Pod(s) plugged in and online to automatically install the latest firmware.

It is possible that Phil got up sold into having a wireless mesh network? That he plugged into old or not updated rented equipment?

I think he bought 2 of these things for $199.99 plugged one into his office and connected to his Ethernet switch for his consoles stream. When he tried to use his internet with this "Ethernet" connection. It fucked his shit up hard. Afterwards he bought his own equipment and the issue is resolved because now his PC is hardwired into his new router instead of connecting it through a wifi mesh system.
 
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