A Comcast Employee Has Been Fucking with DSP's Internet for Months [November 28, 2023] - Oh it's true.. It's DAMN true!

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If someone wants to ruin their life by fucking with phil then that's their problem, I don't care. As long as phil gets trolled, I think it's funny.
This is pretty much my logic. IMO, this incident just wasn't very funny. People messing with Phil is whatever, but I don't think trolling him automatically becomes funny, otherwise we'd have a whole slew of stand up comedians who got their start by kicking $5-$10 bucks at Phil in bits or superchats just to mention Leanna's name or whatever.

I think people are disappointed less because Phil got a win and more because it's less funny when Phil is talking about something real. When it was paranoid schizo ranting, that's pretty funny because it's Phil being off his rocker and not knowing what he's talking about. I mean, sure, there are still some elements of that, but...eh, I dunno, it's sort of the reddit problem. Reddit is typically considered low quality because there's a bunch of posts on there that are just blatantly made up, but presented as reality. It's not particularly fun to read a fake post about someone who ran into Phil in the wild and totally mugged him, versus hearing DSP raving about being mugged only to reveal someone took his reusable bag.

It's sort of like when you're watching a really shitty movie, like The Room or Birdemic. A lot of the comedy comes from the fact someone was legitimately trying to make a good drama, but someone trying to purposefully make a "so bad it's good" type of movie will usually fail because it lacks that genuine attempt the original had.

Part of why the bank leaks worked and IMO were actually funny is it was just highlighting Phil's poor spending and confirming a lot of what we know. It was a huge invasion of privacy, sure, but it wasn't trying to manufacture drama. For example, if bank leak dude had stolen Phil's credit card and made a bunch of embarrassing purchases, like subbing to a bunch of gay porn sites or whatever...well, okay, that would be kinda funny, but not as funny as the reality of seeing what Phil actually wastes his money on. And we'd probably be lamenting the missed opportunity to learn about said purchases versus seeing the funny manufactured ones.

To use another extreme example, imagine how disappointing it would be to learn that all the WWE stuff was actually an elaborate troll who had thousands of dollars to light on fire. Again, I think it'd be kinda funny in the grand scheme of things, but not nearly as funny as Phil himself being so addicted that he's living paycheck to paycheck just to get new jpegs of muscled men.

Comcast dude wasn't a complete nothing burger, but it says a lot about the trolling attempt where a lot of us were having more fun *before* we knew it was a legitimate thing and not just another example of old man Phil not understanding how shit works and being paranoid. I mentioned in the main thread, I want to give Comcast dude some credit for trying to do *something*, I don't think Phil is a sacred cow that can't be touched. And I think he had a few decent ideas...it just wasn't that thought out and the actual attempts didn't work, like failing to block the sites. Even changing the network names was sorta underwhelming because we've seen stuff like that in his chat thousands of times by now.

I guess the TLDR is this just feels like a wasted opportunity. Kinda like those recent fat khet picture leaks. It's technically not a nothing burger because there was something to see, but it was such a garbage quality picture that it wasn't as funny as the original fat khet picture leak.
 
Lawyer up for what though? Tortious Interference? Yeah right. He's gonna claim he lost thousands of dollars because of Dan Greene and get his ass laughed out of civics court.

Why you disagreeing? I'm right. All they need to do is look at a single stream in the last four years. No way in hell he can prove that this cost him anything more than $25.
I'd start by summin up my kahntributions since the fuckery stared, and compare it to the same period last year. Since Phail's business is falling apart, this will probably show a decline. And then I'd send a letter to Comcast and Saul Goodman claiming every penny is due to their employee's fuckery.
Oh, and that $500 theft? Sure, it was applied to my account, but I'll bet the law doesn't care what you spend stolen money on. So $500 theft added to that.
Oh, and my bank is in Connecticut? Congratulations; your employee has now done Federal wire fraud.
$1000 credit? Fuck you, I want real restitution.

EDIT: I think it's been said that $500 is a class C Felony in WA. There's a checkbox on every job application that says, "I have been convicted of a felony." Imagine what that does to your application.
 
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as for the technical question on how he did it, possibly even skirting the laws. rented modems/routers have their bootfiles flashed exclusively via remote connection.
they can also be preconfigured in a way that they would overwrite the SSID/Filters. With this method he would be able to force a restart and edit the settings at the same time. or am I mistaken @Negative Toxic Loser?
Comcast faggot wouldn't have made his own bootfile, they're built into the system itself and this dude didn't understand the difference between HTTP and HTTPs. There are bootfiles sent to put you into a walled garden state or to receive the internet package you're paying other.

The more likely way is he just logged into the device via the IPv6.
 
I dont care how anyone trolls phil, because any 'win' phil gets just means more money for scoply while his house goes to rot and his wife goes to fat. However, i sure hope all the people defending this comcast retard are consistent and also support trolling dsp by sending him a $50 superchat with a retarded insult he wont read. And dont moral fag me about how the latter doesnt count as true trolling because your the arbiter of the right way to troll phil.

That being said I think the comcast troll is as retarded as sending dsp money with a mean message. He impacted DSP in a mostly useless way with the tamest possible detractor memes and the end result is phil was validated, doesnt look like a crazy old man, and will probably get a payout from comcast even if its just in the form of billing credit. Ive gotten more entertainment out of random snowfaggot dollar tips that sent phil malding then I did watching this comcast troll event and im guessing its going to cost the comcast guy a lot more than a dollar in the long run.
 
I'm willing to bet he'd actually be far more distressed and "depressed" if the blue cahllur slob that was fucking with him for months (X) had been revealed by phil himself to be working for Doordash instead. Messing with his funds and the means to run muhbizness is something he can at least play off as an issue that some of us would be willing to admit would be an irritation if it happened to us. Unlike phil though I don't think it would leave many in the near khetatonic state he went pity fishing with.

If on the other hand some dumbass came here expecting a hero's welcome over routinely helping himself to PP's side of mozzarella sticks, slices of his pizza and a few mouthfuls of Jabba the khett's beef rendang en-route again and again he would have probably got one. All because phil's perspective is so warped and he's so fixated on treating himself to overpriced slop 7 days a week that he'd view this kind of trolling escalation as an attack on his family.. they are now literally taking food right out of my fat mahm's mouth dood.

He'd paint it the very same way he did here. His tunnel vision wouldn't allow him to see how pathetic it appears when a 41 year old becomes bedridden over missing fast food and all because he's too fucking lazy to make himself a sandwich like a normal person.

Don't get me wrong this litle incident (I feel like they happen on cue every fucking year as we draw closer to christmas am I imagining this?) provided some amusement.. a litle extra sodium defibrillation is always welcome on his end but overall it was pretty fucking stupid and ineffectual.. proof of that is in the fact it couldn't even generate alotta pitybux on his end and all we really got here was a bunch of slapfights over the mild discomfort of a manbaby that wasn't even close to brutalizing him like an ear infection would.
 
Reminder that even though basically this entire forum has called this guy a faggot, null will still say that the DSP forum is the worst on the site. 100x more people have done shit to the gunt or basically every other lolcow with a subforum

t. mati that the subforum was moved to the bottom of the front page list (don't think I didn't notice 👀)
 
I'd start by summin up my kahntributions since the fuckery stared, and compare it to the same period last year. Since Phail's business is falling apart, this will probably show a decline. And then I'd send a letter to Comcast and Saul Goodman claiming every penny is due to their employee's fuckery.
Oh, and that $500 theft? Sure, it was applied to my account, but I'll bet the law doesn't care what you spend stolen money on. So $500 theft added to that.
Oh, and my bank is in Connecticut? Congratulations; your employee has now done Federal wire fraud.
$1000 credit? Fuck you, I want real restitution.

EDIT: I think it's been said that $500 is a class C Felony in WA. There's a checkbox on every job application that says, "I have been convicted of a felony." Imagine what that does to your application.
don't even joke like that. because it sounds like he could blame Dan Greene for his company going bankrupt
 
I have to admit, it's hilarious that Phil thinks a video on a channel that struggles to break 1k views regularly is what made ComCast help him, not his constant calling HR and bitching he did behind the scenes.
 
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I’ll just end this by saying that if you don’t think Phil malding over the entire neighborhood seeing a network called “Greedypiggie” and “Panda Lee was hotter”, is funny, you don’t have a soul and I pity you.

Poor Phil was so shook that he couldn’t even read the SSID out loud, but just called it “trollish comments”.

And him whining about how ANYONE driving through the neighborhood would see them, showed that Dangreene really pierced his tough guy adult style family man facade.

Week done, will LOL again!
 
Yes. It is hilarious. Because I can fucking leave. I don't have to listen to it. I frequently don't. But Phil and his dents? They have to. Its all they fucking have. And frankly if you think you have to listen to it too. Then you're in that group as well. As well as his restreamers, and the retards in there day after day. I can rustle Phil's jimmies and then walk away. And if you can do that. Its fucking hilarious. If not, you might want to rethink some things
Even in cut down clip videos of him I will often scrub ahead cause trying to listen to him is insufferable. Thank god for society he doesn't go out often. I can't imagine being a cashier and having to listen to him go on for about 15 minutes related to small talk.
 
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2) Who the hell would risk their career for half ass messing with a nobody like DSP?
It isn't like the detractor community hasn't attracted people mentally ill enough to risk a job for it before this. Look at the SoK drama from a few years ago - some of those guys were deranged enough to do something like this.
 
Even in cut down clip videos of him I will often scrub ahead cause trying to listen to him is insufferable. Thank god for society he doesn't go out often. I can't imagine being a cashier and having to listen to him go on for about 15 minutes related to small talk.
Yeah see, I actually doubt that Phil is this insufferable in public. Every time we’ve seen him in a public setting, like the bancruptcy hearing, Phil was all meek and humble.

He’s only a bully when he can get away with it, in his own streams.
 
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