"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Coldgrip]

If Phil embraced Italian heritage, he'd still manage to be all poser-ish about it - he'd probably be like a cartoon stereotype: uses Google Translate Italian, and uses Italian fascist symbols thinking they're anti-fascist. Oh yeah, and his diet would be nothing but American takes on Italian food (lasagne, pizza, etc).

So the same as he is now.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So the same as he is now.

yeah but maybe with a fake mustache

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

yeah but maybe with a fake mustache

So you're saying that he is his own evil twin?

 

[muh_moobs]

This need to be surrounded by your interests in the most literal way possible seems to be a trait of a few of the autistic men we talk about on this site.

You can see it in the old photos of Chris's room (pre-housefire). Not content with simply filling his shelves with old Sonic and Transformers shit, he also has to cover any blank bit of wall with a hundred of his own drawings scrawled on discoloured bits of A4. Chris sees no problem with this because he thinks his art is so awesome that everyone wants to look at it. These dudes get the chance to decorate a space according to their own personal tastes, and while most people would, say, look for curtains with a nature design because they like being out in nature, autistic men just plaster whatever random shit they like on every surface without even considering how it might look to other people.

Phil probably genuinely believes that everyone enjoys looking at road maps of Portland as much as he does, and he's so narcissistic and isolated from other people that he thinks his hastily scrawled kanji are indistinguishable from calligraphy painted with sumi ink by a master of the art.

TBH I see no difference between the scribbles of an autistic yank and the scribbles of an autistic nipper.

Dude is straight up wearing a burka at this point.

Does this bomb make me look fat?

He says he is vegan, but has posted reviews an pictures of moderately expensive looking non vegan (or vegetarian) food such as a seafood filled pasta.

As vegan as he is female.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

If Phil embraced Italian heritage, he'd still manage to be all poser-ish about it - he'd probably be like a cartoon stereotype: uses Google Translate Italian, and uses Italian fascist symbols thinking they're anti-fascist. Oh yeah, and his diet would be nothing but American takes on Italian food (lasagne, pizza, etc).

"Ayyy, bappadaboopie. It's me, Donatella Bianca Vincenza Delici, da Antifa mafioso. I'm-a just enjoying a pizza vegetariano and protectin' myself from da cyber-terrorismo organizzato di Kiwi Farms. Dose guys is real slimeballs. 161 for life!"

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Dude hasn't e-beged in like 5 days, I hope he's ok. There was that big storm in Portland over the weekend.....

 

[The Dude]

And he's too exceptional to use ice grips.

That's the thing, he's too chicken-shit to ever leave his AnTardfa Barracks. so there's no risk of him slipping on ice. It's hard to slip on an icy sidewalk when you spend 24/7 playing Down's Syndrome ninja dressup in your filthy apartment.

 

[Bassomatic]

I was thinking the only thing that gets less attention than phils made up adventures is his begging.

Since he's really not connected to anyone (esp since slingblade daddy left him) Do we move him back to OG lolcows? He's not part of the LGBT since he's a white male.

What say you kiwis? Put this wash up back into the pit again reminding him, he's less important than Chris Sempai?

 

[Rokko]

I was thinking the only thing that gets less attention than phils made up adventures is his begging.

Since he's really not connected to anyone (esp since slingblade daddy left him) Do we move him back to OG lolcows? He's not part of the LGBT since he's a white male.

What say you kiwis? Put this wash up back into the pit again reminding him, he's less important than Chris Sempai?

I agree, and to add I think most of the rat king is intellectually absolutely superior to him (even if that does not mean anything really), that makes him even less connecte to this group.

 

[muh_moobs]

I was thinking the only thing that gets less attention than phils made up adventures is his begging.

Since he's really not connected to anyone (esp since slingblade daddy left him) Do we move him back to OG lolcows? He's not part of the LGBT since he's a white male.

What say you kiwis? Put this wash up back into the pit again reminding him, he's less important than Chris Sempai?

I said this last month.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Dude hasn't e-beged in like 5 days, I hope he's ok. There was that big storm in Portland over the weekend.....

He's hiding in his filthy bed. The storm is scary.

 

[Positron]

Nah keep Phil in this board, if only for the sake of having brought us Jonathan Holiday.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Nah keep Phil in this board, if only for the sake of having brought us Jonathan Holiday.

Yeah, admins made the decision to put Phil into the Rat King when his subforum was mothballed, as per the majority of the voters who voted for Phil's demotion.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He also brought us Terra and was strongly linked to Greta and Nina.

Speaking of, we don’t seem to have heard much from them re Phil. Do you think Greta and Nina formally BTFO’d him?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

He also brought us Terra and was strongly linked to Greta and Nina.

Speaking of, we don’t seem to have heard much from them re Phil. Do you think Greta and Nina formally BTFO’d him?

Everyone in the whole world formally BTFO'd him. Starting with his mother when she drank while pregnant with him, and ending with the bacterial infection that will eventually kill him. His whole life is just a non-stop BTFO.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Yaaaawn Phil. Are you guys following Yaniv? He just attacked a right leaning reporter...again and accused a TERF of sexual assault. Call me when Phil commits a crime.

 

[cowisnow]

Remember when he pretended to be a Jew. His "Isabel Rosa Araujo" account still exists, but hasn't been updated. He still remains very much a member of the Rat King.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember when he pretended to be a Jew. His "Isabel Rosa Araujo" account still exists, but hasn't been updated. He still remains very much a member of the Rat King.

The Chad Yaniv once again outperforms the Virgin "Crime" Minister who is too much of a pussy ever to commit a crime.

 

[The Final Troondown]

The Chad Yaniv once again outperforms the Virgin "Crime" Minister who is too much of a pussy ever to commit a crime.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Yes Phil, I'm sure this will fix the body mutilation, cheap tattoos, and a lifetime of poor decisions.

Someone actually responds.

Well the artisan pizza diet isn't doing anything.